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"Hey, King, what's up?"

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An updated and expanded remake of [[The King of Town (original)|The King of Town]], wherein the King sends Homestar Runner and Pom Pom to investigate the whereabouts of his missing sheep.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[The King of Town]], [[The King of Town's Sheep]], [[Multi-Function Dragon]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Pom Pom]], [[The Blacksmith]], [[The Poopsmith]], [[That Little Chef Guy]], [[The Cleric]], [[The Knight]], [[The Hornblower]]

'''Date:''' Thursday, August 16, 2001 or earlier

'''Running Time:''' 2:02

'''Page Title:''' The King of Town

'''DVD:''' [[Everything Else, Volume 2]]

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== Contents ==

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* [#Transcript 1 Transcript]
* [#Fun_Facts 2 Fun Facts]
** [#Inside_References 2.1 Inside References]
* [#External_Links 3 External Links]

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''{Open to a white background.}''

'''TEXT:''' ''{appears on scroll throughout toon}'' [This is the King of Town]

''{The King of Town appears above the text with a cartoon sound effect; a few inches above his head is his crown, which hangs for a bit before falling on his head. The text moves to the left and off the screen.}''

''{Cut to a hilly pasture, as a harp strum plays and a butterfly passes by. Pan over to reveal three sheep standing by a fence, with the King of Town's castle and several hills in the horizon. One of the sheep bleats.}''

[He is a good king and he rules the land quite nicely]

''{Cut to the inside of the castle, near a window. The King is pacing back and forth nervously, sweating.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{sweating}'' My sheep are missing! My sheep are missing!

''{Cut to a pasture where several sheep are grazing.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' And I'm afraid that a dragon has gobbled them up!

''{A pink dragon appears from behind the hills and eats one of the sheep, taking a bite out of the hill at the same time. The dragon disappears behind the hills.}''

''{Cut back to the castle interior, where The Knight and The Cleric have appeared behind the King.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{to his servants}'' Get me Homestar Runner!

''{The Cleric bows in response. Cut to the castle wall, against which The Hornblower raises a bugle and plays to the tune of the [[Theme Song Video|Homestar Runner Theme Song]], then cut back to the wide shot, revealing him standing in front of the King and the other servants as he plays the final note. A hatless Homestar and Pom Pom walk in from the left.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, King, what's up?

''{Cut to a closer shot of the King.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{cries}'' My sheep are missing! My sheep are missing!

''{Cut to Homestar and Pom Pom; Homestar briefly glances at Pom Pom as the King continues crying.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{offscreen}'' ''{cries}'' Oh, I'm inconsolable!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay, I guess we'll help you find your sheep then! ''{to Pom Pom}'' Pom Pom, let's get out of here!

''{Text zooms from the center of the screen as a harp strums.}''

[And So...]

''{Cut to Homestar and Pom Pom with The Blacksmith at his shop, where there is a hearth above an anvil. Metal is heard striking in the background.}''

[They questioned the Blacksmith...]

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I say, fair Blacksmith, have you seen the King's sheep?

'''THE BLACKSMITH:''' ''{shrugs}'' No.

''{Cut to Homestar and Pom Pom with The Poopsmith at his pile of whatsit. Splats are heard in the background.}''

[They questioned the Poopsmith...]

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I say, fair Poopsmith, have ''you'' seen the King's sheep?

''{The Poopsmith shrugs.}''

''{Cut to Homestar, now looking frustrated, and Pom Pom with The Little Chef Guy at the castle interior, where there is a pantry stocked with foods and a large piece of meat with a knife stuck in it, spilling blood on the floor. Kitchen ambience is heard in the background.}''

[And Finally, they questioned the King's chef...]

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{sighs, annoyed monotone}'' I say, fair chef, have you seen the King's sheep?

'''THE LITTLE CHEF GUY:''' ''{nods}'' Uh-huh.

''{Homestar and Pom Pom look at each other, surprised. An exclamation mark appears over their heads. With a harp strum, the King of Town's coat of arms appears, growing to cover the screen as a transition into the next scene, where it is placed on the wall. The King, Poopsmith, Chef, Hornblower, Knight, Blacksmith, and Cleric stand in a group before Homestar and Pom Pom. There are flies buzzing around The Poopsmith.}''

[So Homestar called everyone together...]

''{A blackboard falls onto the wall over the coat of arms, and a graduate cap and pointer fall into Homestar's head and "hand" from above. Cut to a closer shot of Homestar at the blackboard.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I have found that the King's sheep were not eaten by a dragon.

''{As he says this, a sheep appears on the blackboard, which Homestar moves to the left with his pointer, after which he points to the right side of the blackboard, where a drawing of the dragon appears. He draws a big red "X" over the dragon with the pointer. Cut to a closeup of the King of Town.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Phew!

''{Cut back to Homestar at the blackboard, with a drawing of a sheep.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{opening his mouth wide}'' But, they ''were'' eaten! ''{he points to the drawing as a bite mark appears on the sheep}''

''{Cut back to the King}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{sweating}'' Oh, no! What could have done such a thing?

''{Cut to a wide shot of Homestar, Pom Pom and the King. The blackboard is gone.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Why don't you ask yourself, King? ''{pokes King's belly with pointer}''

''{Cut back to a closeup of the King}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' ''{blushes}'' Oh, yeah. They were delicious! ''{burps; his crown jumps}''

''{Cut to the outside of the castle as everyone laughs. Zoom out of the castle to focus on a sheep grazing in the field.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{offscreen}'' ''{laughs}'' Oh man, Pom Pom! He ate the sheep!

''{The sheep bleats, and a bugle sound is heard.}''

[end.]

''{Playback returns to the [[The King of Town DVD|menu]].}''

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=== <span class="mw-headline">Inside References</span> ===

* [[The Hornblower]] plays the [[Homestar Runner Theme Song]] on the horn to call Homestar.

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== <span class="mw-headline">External Links</span> ==

* [https://homestarrunner.com/toons/kingoftown2 watch "The King of Town (new)"]
* [https://old.homestarrunner.com/kingoftown2.html watch "The King of Town (new)"] on the old [[Flash]] site
* [https://old.homestarrunner.com/kingoftown2.swf view the Flash file for "The King of Town (new)"]

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[/wiki/Special:Categories Categories]: <span dir="ltr">[[Category:The King of Town Filmography|The King of Town Filmography]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Multi-Function Dragon Filmography|Multi-Function Dragon Filmography]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography|Homestar Runner Filmography]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Pom Pom Filmography|Pom Pom Filmography]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:The Blacksmith Filmography|The Blacksmith Filmography]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:The Poopsmith Filmography|The Poopsmith Filmography]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:That Little Chef Guy Filmography|That Little Chef Guy Filmography]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:The Cleric Filmography|The Cleric Filmography]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:The Knight Filmography|The Knight Filmography]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:The Hornblower Filmography|The Hornblower Filmography]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Everything Else, Volume 2|Everything Else, Volume 2]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Articles with Missing Information|Articles with Missing Information]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:The King of Town DVD|The King of Town DVD]]</span>

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