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	[[The King of Town]] is obsessed with food and eating, and does not have especially healthy habits.		[[The King of Town]] is obsessed with food and eating, and does not have especially healthy habits.

	~~<span id~~=~~"appearances"></span>~~		== Appearances ==
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	* [[Some Stupid Turkey]] — The King eats an entire Thanksgiving feast to the point where he is ready to [[Puking\|puke]].		* [[Some Stupid Turkey]] — The King eats an entire Thanksgiving feast to the point where he is ready to [[Puking\|puke]].
	* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]] — The King calls [[Marzipan]] asking if it is still Thanksgiving. He admits that he fears for his personal safety if it's not still Thanksgiving.		* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]] — The King calls [[Marzipan]] asking if it is still Thanksgiving. He admits that he fears for his personal safety if it's not still Thanksgiving.
	* [[Halloween Fairstival]] — His remedy for hiccups is to feed them until they mature into liver failure. He also has a ham in place of his heart.		* [[Halloween Fairstival]] — His remedy for hiccups is to feed them until they mature into liver failure. He also has a ham in place of his heart.
	* Email [[record book]] — The King eats a giant pile of salt for lunch. He claims that his ~~"~~hiccups~~"~~ afterwards are actually heart attacks, and is awarded an entry in [[Count Longardeaux's Book]] for the record of ~~"~~Least Healthiest (Man?)~~"~~.		* Email [[record book]] — The King eats a giant pile of salt for lunch. He claims that his "hiccups" afterwards are actually heart attacks, and is awarded an entry in [[Count Longardeaux's Book]] for the record of "Least Healthiest (Man?)".
	* [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] — He and [[The Poopsmith\|the Poopsmith]] are seeking out a ham sandwich he buried when he was nine. When [[Homestar Runner]] describes how he found it, ate it, and felt like puking it back up, the King remarks that he wishes Homestar had.		* [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] — He and [[The Poopsmith\|the Poopsmith]] are seeking out a ham sandwich he buried when he was nine. When [[Homestar Runner]] describes how he found it, ate it, and felt like puking it back up, the King remarks that he wishes Homestar had.
	* Email [[retirement]] — In his circus act as ~~"~~Clogdor~~"~~, his burps transform into fried eggs.		* Email [[retirement]] — In his circus act as "Clogdor", his burps transform into fried eggs.
	* Email [[unnatural]] — When [[King Bubsgonzola Supreme]] rampages around and causes the ground to shake, bystanders believe the King of Town is getting his mega-physical.		* Email [[unnatural]] — When [[King Bubsgonzola Supreme]] rampages around and causes the ground to shake, bystanders believe the King of Town is getting his mega-physical.
	* Email [[more armies]] — The King is ~~"~~out to lunch~~"~~ inhaling [[Giblets\|giblets]] through a respirator.		* Email [[more armies]] — The King is "out to lunch" inhaling [[Giblets\|giblets]] through a respirator.
	* Email [[original]] — [[Strong Bad]] [[History according to Strong Bad\|claims]] that there's been ~~"~~like 12 [[King of Town (title)\|King of Towns]]~~"~~. In an Easter egg, there is an entire graveyard filled with gravestones for multiple King of Towns, including an [[Onion Bubs\|Onion King of Town]].		* Email [[original]] — [[Strong Bad]] [[History according to Strong Bad\|claims]] that there's been "like 12 [[King of Town (title)\|King of Towns]]". In an Easter egg, there is an entire graveyard filled with gravestones for multiple King of Towns, including an [[Onion Bubs\|Onion King of Town]].
	* [[Toikey TV]] — The King hosts a public service announcement warning that thousands of families suffer from [[Not X\|not fried]] turkeys.		* [[Toikey TV]] — The King hosts a public service announcement warning that thousands of families suffer from [[Not X\|not fried]] turkeys.
	* Email [[fan club]] — Strong Bad writes a story where the King of Town eats an entire pile of [[Whatsit\|whatsit]]. The King says he wishes it were fiction.		* Email [[fan club]] — Strong Bad writes a story where the King of Town eats an entire pile of [[Whatsit\|whatsit]]. The King says he wishes it were fiction.
	* [[Strong Badia the Free]] — The King requests a [[Gravy\|gravy]]-filled IV drip from a medical dining facility.		* [[Strong Badia the Free]] — The King requests a [[Gravy\|gravy]]-filled IV drip from a medical dining facility.
	* [[Which Ween Costumes?]] — When Strong Bad asks if ~~"~~Hundred and One~~"~~ is the King's age or number of heart attacks, the King implies both are closer to triple that.		* [[Which Ween Costumes?]] — When Strong Bad asks if "Hundred and One" is the King's age or number of heart attacks, the King implies both are closer to triple that.
	* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]] — The King claims to have had his DNA surgically replaced with MSG, and that he's dying.		* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]] — The King claims to have had his DNA surgically replaced with MSG, and that he's dying.
	* [[Fan 'Stumes 2020]] — [[Marshie]] encourages viewers to open their pores and let him into their hearts to clog up their veins. The King of Town volunteers readily.		* [[Fan 'Stumes 2020]] — [[Marshie]] encourages viewers to open their pores and let him into their hearts to clog up their veins. The King of Town volunteers readily.
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	* [[The Show: Ween Edition]] — The King of Town guesses that Homestar would misrepresent his costume as himself on a CPAP machine, implying he has trouble breathing when he sleeps. Homestar guesses that the King is in the ICU.		* [[The Show: Ween Edition]] — The King of Town guesses that Homestar would misrepresent his costume as himself on a CPAP machine, implying he has trouble breathing when he sleeps. Homestar guesses that the King is in the ICU.

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	* [[The King of Town's Food]]		* [[The King of Town's Food]]
	* [[Strong Sad's Diet]]		* [[Strong Sad's Diet]]
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[[The King of Town]] is obsessed with food and eating, and does not have especially healthy habits.

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* [[Some Stupid Turkey]] — The King eats an entire Thanksgiving feast to the point where he is ready to [[Puking|puke]].
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]] — The King calls [[Marzipan]] asking if it is still Thanksgiving. He admits that he fears for his personal safety if it's not still Thanksgiving.
* [[Halloween Fairstival]] — His remedy for hiccups is to feed them until they mature into liver failure. He also has a ham in place of his heart.
* Email [[record book]] — The King eats a giant pile of salt for lunch. He claims that his "hiccups" afterwards are actually heart attacks, and is awarded an entry in [[Count Longardeaux's Book]] for the record of "Least Healthiest (Man?)".
* [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] — He and [[The Poopsmith|the Poopsmith]] are seeking out a ham sandwich he buried when he was nine. When [[Homestar Runner]] describes how he found it, ate it, and felt like puking it back up, the King remarks that he wishes Homestar had.
* Email [[retirement]] — In his circus act as "Clogdor", his burps transform into fried eggs.
* Email [[unnatural]] — When [[King Bubsgonzola Supreme]] rampages around and causes the ground to shake, bystanders believe the King of Town is getting his mega-physical.
* Email [[more armies]] — The King is "out to lunch" inhaling [[Giblets|giblets]] through a respirator.
* Email [[original]] — [[Strong Bad]] [[History according to Strong Bad|claims]] that there's been "like 12 [[King of Town (title)|King of Towns]]". In an Easter egg, there is an entire graveyard filled with gravestones for multiple King of Towns, including an [[Onion Bubs|Onion King of Town]].
* [[Toikey TV]] — The King hosts a public service announcement warning that thousands of families suffer from [[Not X|not fried]] turkeys.
* Email [[fan club]] — Strong Bad writes a story where the King of Town eats an entire pile of [[Whatsit|whatsit]]. The King says he wishes it were fiction.
* [[Strong Badia the Free]] — The King requests a [[Gravy|gravy]]-filled IV drip from a medical dining facility.
* [[Which Ween Costumes?]] — When Strong Bad asks if "Hundred and One" is the King's age or number of heart attacks, the King implies both are closer to triple that.
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]] — The King claims to have had his DNA surgically replaced with MSG, and that he's dying.
* [[Fan 'Stumes 2020]] — [[Marshie]] encourages viewers to open their pores and let him into their hearts to clog up their veins. The King of Town volunteers readily.
* [[Halloween Hide & Seek]] — He jumps on a trampoline because he ate a chocolate bar too quickly and wanted to puke it up so he could savor it properly.
* [[Dangeresque Roomisode 3: Keep My Enemies, Loser]] — [[Perducci]] tearfully denies that his tears are made from olive oil.
* [[The Show: Ween Edition]] — The King of Town guesses that Homestar would misrepresent his costume as himself on a CPAP machine, implying he has trouble breathing when he sleeps. Homestar guesses that the King is in the ICU.

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* [[The King of Town's Food]]
* [[Strong Sad's Diet]]

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