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	~~"Please remain standing while I finish my speech and consume the contents of this bowl."~~

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	The king eats corn dog batter.		The king eats corn dog batter.

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	'''Running Time:''' 0:47		'''Running Time:''' 0:47

	'''~~Page Title:''' Crapatola!!~~		'''Page Title:''' Go Go Cookie Dough!!

	~~'''Earlier~~ Page Title:''' Go Go Cookie Dough!!

	~~<span id~~=~~"transcript"></span>~~		== Transcript ==
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	''{The King of Town is standing outside next to his castle. One of his sheep stands behind him.}''		''{The King of Town is standing outside next to his castle. One of his sheep stands behind him.}''
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	'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Hello, my loyal subjects. I am the King of Town. Please remain standing while I finish my speech and consume the contents of this bowl. ''{holds up a bowl momentarily}'' Now, despite rumors to the contrary, I did not just buy a crown at the costume palace and ask people to start calling me the King of Town. I earned my title the same way I earned a free combo meal: by purchasing one of equal or lesser value. I also did not ever try to eat my own mustache. I live in yon castle ''{gives a nod to his castle}'', and employ a Poopsmith for reasons I don't care to disclose. And furthermore, now I'm going to eat this bowl of corn dog batter. ''{picks up a bowl of corn dog batter and begins to eat it}''		'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Hello, my loyal subjects. I am the King of Town. Please remain standing while I finish my speech and consume the contents of this bowl. ''{holds up a bowl momentarily}'' Now, despite rumors to the contrary, I did not just buy a crown at the costume palace and ask people to start calling me the King of Town. I earned my title the same way I earned a free combo meal: by purchasing one of equal or lesser value. I also did not ever try to eat my own mustache. I live in yon castle ''{gives a nod to his castle}'', and employ a Poopsmith for reasons I don't care to disclose. And furthermore, now I'm going to eat this bowl of corn dog batter. ''{picks up a bowl of corn dog batter and begins to eat it}''

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	* The King of Town's claim that he did not ever try to eat his own [[Mustaches\|mustache]] is a [[Blatant Lies\|blatant lie]].		* The King of Town's claim that he did not ever try to eat his own [[Mustaches\|mustache]] is a [[Blatant Lies\|blatant lie]].
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	* The King claims he got his title (and a value meal) by purchasing one of equal or lesser value. Typically one would earn a promotional item by purchasing something of equal or ''greater'' value.		* The King claims he got his title (and a value meal) by purchasing one of equal or lesser value. Typically one would earn a promotional item by purchasing something of equal or ''greater'' value.

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	* [https://old.homestarrunner.com/vcr_kot.swf view the Flash file for "The King of Town's Character Video"]		* [https://old.homestarrunner.com/vcr_kot.swf view the Flash file for "The King of Town's Character Video"]

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	'''Page Title:''' Go Go Cookie Dough!!		'''Page Title:''' Crapatola!!

			'''Earlier Page Title:''' Go Go Cookie Dough!!

	<span id="transcript"></span>		<span id="transcript"></span>

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"Please remain standing while I finish my speech and consume the contents of this bowl."

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The king eats corn dog batter.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[The King of Town]], [[The King of Town's Sheep]]

'''Places:''' [[King of Town's Castle]]

'''Date:''' Monday, July 14, 2003

'''Running Time:''' 0:47

'''Page Title:''' Go Go Cookie Dough!!

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''{The King of Town is standing outside next to his castle. One of his sheep stands behind him.}''

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Hello, my loyal subjects. I am the King of Town. Please remain standing while I finish my speech and consume the contents of this bowl. ''{holds up a bowl momentarily}'' Now, despite rumors to the contrary, I did not just buy a crown at the costume palace and ask people to start calling me the King of Town. I earned my title the same way I earned a free combo meal: by purchasing one of equal or lesser value. I also did not ever try to eat my own mustache. I live in yon castle ''{gives a nod to his castle}'', and employ a Poopsmith for reasons I don't care to disclose. And furthermore, now I'm going to eat this bowl of corn dog batter. ''{picks up a bowl of corn dog batter and begins to eat it}''

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== <span class="mw-headline"> Fun Facts </span> ==

* The King of Town's claim that he did not ever try to eat his own [[Mustaches|mustache]] is a [[Blatant Lies|blatant lie]].
* At the end of the clip, the sheep continues chewing, even though [[The VCR|the VCR]] is paused. This is because the sheep was created as a movie clip, which animates independently of the main timeline in [[Flash]].
* The King claims he got his title (and a value meal) by purchasing one of equal or lesser value. Typically one would earn a promotional item by purchasing something of equal or ''greater'' value.

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* [https://homestarrunner.com/vcr-kot watch "The King of Town's Character Video"]
* [https://old.homestarrunner.com/vcr_kot.html watch "The King of Town's Character Video"] on the old [[Flash]] site
* [https://old.homestarrunner.com/vcr_kot.swf view the Flash file for "The King of Town's Character Video"]

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