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	~~[[File:Cloitsterizer.PNG\|[[File:Cloitsterizer.PNG\|180px\|thumb]]]]~~		'''The Cloitsterizer''' is a piece of wooden [[Cheese\|cheese]] on a string. For a limited time, it was offered with the [[Ab-Abber 2000]] for free. It can apparently maximize one's [[Made-Up Body Parts\|cloits and dloits]] with the ease of a thousandaire. [[Strong Bad]] sold it at his [[garage sale]] with the tag "Great for [[Graw Mad]]!"
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	'''The Cloitsterizer''' is a piece of wooden [[Cheese\|cheese]] on a string. For a limited time, it was offered with the [[Ab-Abber 2000]] for free. It can apparently maximize one's [[Made-Up Body Parts\|cloits and dloits]] with the ease of a thousandaire. [[Strong Bad]] sold it at his [[garage sale]] with the tag ~~"~~Great for [[Graw Mad]]!~~"~~

	The Cloitsterizer is based on a real item; [[The Brothers Chaps]] saw a kid dragging one around in a thrift store in New York City, as stated in the [[suntan\|suntan DVD commentary]].		The Cloitsterizer is based on a real item; [[The Brothers Chaps]] saw a kid dragging one around in a thrift store in New York City, as stated in the [[suntan\|suntan DVD commentary]].

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	* [[Sketchbook (video)\|Sketchbook]]		* [[Sketchbook (video)\|Sketchbook]]
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'''The Cloitsterizer''' is a piece of wooden [[Cheese|cheese]] on a string. For a limited time, it was offered with the [[Ab-Abber 2000]] for free. It can apparently maximize one's [[Made-Up Body Parts|cloits and dloits]] with the ease of a thousandaire. [[Strong Bad]] sold it at his [[garage sale]] with the tag "Great for [[Graw Mad]]!"

The Cloitsterizer is based on a real item; [[The Brothers Chaps]] saw a kid dragging one around in a thrift store in New York City, as stated in the [[suntan|suntan DVD commentary]].

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* '''Debut:''' Email [[suntan]]
* Email [[garage sale]]
* [[Sketchbook (video)|Sketchbook]]

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