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This template adds one random [[Drive-Thru Whale]] quote to a page or caption.

'''To add a new quote to this page:'''

# Paste the line of code below right after the last line in the list and before the end of the switch.
# Fill in the number and quote in the appropriate places.
# Change the total number of quotes in the <code>#rand</code> function at the top.

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* "Would you like to try a [[Drive-Thru|combo meal]]?"
* "[[Drive-Thru|Sever your leg]], please. It's the greatest day."
* "Steve, drive around to the [[Drive-Thru|seventh window]]."
* "Pour gravel on [[mini-golf|your stump]] please, ma'am."
* "Relinquish [[Blubb-O's Commercial|your pipes]] please, fellas!"
* "Register does not contain [[Blubb-O's Commercial|more than fifty doctors]]."
* "You're [[Blubb-O's Commercial|living a lie]]. Would you like cash back?"
* "[[Drive-Thru|It's brown]]."
* "Cave [[mini-golf|your brown]]."
* "Please enter [[Drive-Thru|your password]]."
* "Would you like [[Homestar Ruiner|monkeys]] with that?"
* "In the event of a firestorm, the salad bar will [[Homestar Ruiner|remain open]]."
* "Please smile for the [[Homestar Ruiner|Blubb-O satellite camera]]! Thank you!"
* "[[Homestar Ruiner|Welcome to Blubb-O's]]!"
* "When the End Times come, we will all dance the [[Homestar Ruiner|Conga of the Apocalypse]]."
* "I've got your [[Homestar Ruiner|nostrum]] right here."
* "[[Homestar Ruiner|Whoo-hooo]]!"
* "If you're dissatisfied with our service, please accept our invitation to [[Homestar Ruiner|bite me]]."
* "For a new dynamic, please [[Homestar Ruiner|drive through]]!"
* "Special orders [[Homestar Ruiner|can be upsetting]]."
* "You can't get ahead until you [[Homestar Ruiner|get a head]]!"
* "Sever your head, please. [[Homestar Ruiner|It's the greatest day]]!"
* "A [[Homestar Ruiner|typical Fhqwhgad]] can go for weeks without showering."
* "We request [[Homestar Ruiner|happy green time]]!"
* "Lighten up, [[Homestar Ruiner|jumpy jumperson]]."
* "We've [[Homestar Ruiner|eliminated the competition]], now it's your turn!"
* "[[Homestar Ruiner|'Nurer' spelled backwards]] is 'rerun.'"
* "Blubb-O's Incorporated advocates a balanced diet of Blubb-O's fish products and Fluffy Puff Jela-Ton flavored gelatin, made from [[Homestar Ruiner|100% genuine powdered whale fat]]."
* "We can't come to the whale right now... we're [[Homestar Ruiner|reading our fan mail]]."
* "Will you be my [[Homestar Ruiner|candy-colored valentine]]?"
* "Always double-down with a [[Homestar Ruiner|king in the hole]]."
* "You never call, you [[Homestar Ruiner|never write]]..."
* "I'm a [[Baddest of the Bands|pretty girl]]!"
* "Lick the wounds, gentlemen. Don't forget to [[Strong Badia the Free|lick the wounds]]."
* "In many cultures, [[Baddest of the Bands|large nostrils]] are a sign of virility."
* "If I wanted your opinion, I'd [[Baddest of the Bands|eat your brain]]!"
* "[[Strong Badia the Free|Eat portly accountants again soon!]]"
* "Please tie boards to the [[Strong Badia the Free|second window]]."
* "Welcome to Blubb-o's.[[Strong Badia the Free|Can I have your mother's shins please]]?"
* "Supasize that with a [[Strong Badia the Free|monkey's paw]]?"
* "Have you fried our [[Strong Badia the Free|population bombs]]?"
* "Shake things up with our new [[Strong Badia the Free|Slappy Grill toys]]."
* "Get your lighter [[Strong Badia the Free|from the anvil, please]]."
* "Pull forward for your [[Strong Badia the Free|metal detector]]."
* "Kids love our [[Strong Badia the Free|spicy hidden wings]]."
* "Immolate [[Strong Badia the Free|your brother, please]]."
* "Cashiers can not accept [[Strong Badia the Free|lost artifacts]]."
* "Our donor organs are always booked in [[Strong Badia the Free|pure dirigibles]]."
* "Would you like [[Strong Badia the Free|flaming skulls with that]]?"

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