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This template adds one random [[Homsar]] quote to a page or caption.

'''To add a new quote to this page:'''

# Paste the line of code below right after the last line in the list and before the end of the switch.
# Fill in the number and quote in the appropriate places.
# Change the total number of quotes in the <code>#rand</code> function at the top.

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* Homsar as seen in [[for kids]].
* None other than America's favorite [[for kids|blue midget Homestar]]: Homsar!!
* "The captain of the [[Homsar's Character Video|gravy train]]."
* "I'm just a [[Homsar's Character Video|friendly reminder]]."
* "AaAaAaAaAaAaA!"
* "Think I won the [[Homsar's Character Video|powerball]]."
* "I'm just me! Can't you see? I'm just a [[record book|silly little bumblebee]]!"
* "AAAaaaAAh'm the [[origins|human wedgie]]!"
* "I'm a [[for kids|trendy totebag]]!"
* "It's time for [[theme park|tasteball]]!"
* "I'm forever [[different town|your girl]]!"
* "I'm crying [[impression|on the inside]]."
* "I'm just in time for the [[suntan|murder mystery]]!"
* A million [[2 emails|ladies tall]].
* "I'm a [[interview|song from the sixties]]."
* Rightio! I think I can [[interview|twice!]]
* Raised by a [[interview|cup of coffee]].
* 'Twas the [[interview|pride of the peaches]].
* Don't fake the funk on a [[interview|nasty dunk]].
* "I do what [[dragon|I'm told]]."
* "I still can't [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0|feel my legs]]."
* "Oh no! You shanked my [[Where's The Cheat?|Jenga ship]]!"
* "I'm open for [[3 Times Halloween Funjob|interpretation]]."
* "I'm the ghost of [[Pumpkin Carve-nival|Christmas Past]]!"
* "I'm the original [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats|ladies' man]]!"
* "When can we start the [[Strong Sad's Lament|Jeffersons]]?"
* "[[Homsar Main Page|James]]!"
* "[[Homsar Main Page|Kelsey Grammer]]!"
* "[[Homsar Main Page|Legitimate Business]]!"
* "This is the [[Happy T!|thrill of a lifetime]]."
* "I'm not gonna lie to you, that's a [[for kids|healthy piece of real estate]]!"
* "Caramel corn [[rampage|for president, please]]!"
* "I'm a little [[Weclome Back|light in the leftovers]]!"
* "This dinner party is [[cliffhangers|top dollar]]!"
* "I've brought my best foot flowered. [[Homsar's Character Video|Pshooo]]!"
* "[[homsar|Udyeah]], what is it, Strong Baad?"
* "Well, hello, [[strong badathlon|chocolate cake]]!"
* "AaAaAaAa, Hey Reggie. Is that [[interview|rhinoceros]] around?"
* "Alms for the pudgy. Alms for the [[Homestar Presents: Presents|pudgy]]."
* "You're a real [[Homestar Presents: Presents|state trooper]]."
* "Location, location, [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig|location]]."
* "That's a real popular song! Who wants to hear of it [[for kids|fifty times more]]?"
* "Eggs tree, eggs [[Happy Hallow-day|tree]]."
* "This get-up is mah [[Happy Hallow-day|get down]]!"
* "Hey, Tubbs! I just lost my [[Where's The Cheat?|jengajam]]."
* "I'm saving the best for [[your friends|last]]."
* "Hi, [[Homsar's Character Video|Wonder Mike]]! I'm Homsar!"
* "Climb [[Homsar's Character Video|aboard]]!"
* "Sure beats [[Homsar's Character Video|breaking up]] with me."
* "[[Homsar's Character Video|Don't look now]]!"
* "And also [[Pumpkin Carve-nival|with you]]."
* "I blew it, man! I lose [[Halloween Fairstival|my touch]]."
* "Let's sing a song of [[Fall Float Parade|Pennzoil]]!"
* "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for some [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats|candy today]]!"
* "If you give me a treat, make sure that it's sweet, and I'll [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats|eeeat iiiiiit]]..."
* "Oh no, I think this is [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats|my favorite]]!"
* "You gotta get yours, I gotta [[army|get mine]]."
* "AaAaAh, My cheese is [[Who Said What Now?|50 cent]]!"
* "Don't touch my [[Georgia Tech - 26 Apr 2007|severance package]]."
* "Bury me deep, I’m [[UMFM Interview - 20 May 2003|cold and clammy]]!"
* "Aaah! These [[DNA Evidence|Easter pants]] are getting way too tight."
* "Don't count on it, [[mini-golf|munster may-an]]!"
* "My paste is overwhelmed since [[Late Nite JengaJam Interview - 4 Oct 2007|Twelvesday]]."
* "If you don't step away from the car, I'll [[Late Nite JengaJam Interview - 4 Oct 2007|chop your fingers on]]."
* "I'm a touchy [[Jibblies 2|feely-holic]]!"
* The [[Fan Costumes '07|make-money magnate]].
* "I'm a long-standing [[Where's The Cheat? (game)|munch date]]."
* "My name's Millions, and I'm the [[fan club|son of a Chipwich]]!"
* "You bring the dip, I'll mow the [[Career Day|side yard]]!"
* "I'm the Captain Caaaaveman of the [[Most in the Graveyard|graveyard train]]!"
* "[[Rock Opera (karaoke)|I'm pleasant!]]!"
* "AaAh, [[Rock Opera (karaoke)|get consummate]]!"
* "Step right up! I'm a [[Homestar Ruiner|crudely drawn cupcake]]!"
* "Don't forget [[Homestar Ruiner|your tapesicle]]!"
* "Daaah, I'm a knock knock joke about [[Strong Badia the Free|jogging suits]]!"
* "Pucker up, Dice Man! I'm as upholstered [[Strong Badia the Free|as I wanna be]]!"
* "My baseboards are full of [[Strong Badia the Free|chicken sticks]]!"
* An [[Strong Badia the Free|all-expenses-paid vacation]].
* Broke the tip off my [[Strong Badia the Free|stipend!]]
* "Sign me up for [[Strong Badia the Free|soccer class]], Debra!"
* Save room for the laughtrack, [[Strong Badia the Free|Lowcash!]]
* A fresh dipe, [[Strong Badia the Free|if you see what I mean.]]
* The old [[Strong Badia the Free|jalboa jump shot.]]
* "AaAaAaAaA, nice try, [[Strong Badia the Free|alligator]]!"
* "Daaahh, I'll take the last bus [[Strong Badia the Free|to the bake sale]]!"
* "I leave my itch machine on pause [[Baddest of the Bands|mostly]]."
* "DaaAAAAAaaa! I'm the buttersilk [[Make a Scene with Telltale: Strong Bad Edition|pancake]]!"
* "AaAaAaAaA, try some caked-on makeup from [[Strong Badia the Free|yesteryear!]]!"
* "AaAaAaAaA, hotel coupons for dinner [[Strong Badia the Free|again]]?!"
* "Daaah, no thanks, officer! I've got one [[Strong Badia the Free|big round one]]!"
* "I'm the long way back from [[Strong Badia the Free|naptime]]!"
* "DaAaAah, this mustard is just like [[Strong Badia the Free|paradise]]!"
* "Here comes the [[Strong Badia the Free|Yogurt Patrol]]!"
* "I left my bacon at the [[Strong Badia the Free|tennis patch]]!"
* "DaAaAaAaA, I'm the local [[Strong Badia the Free|Leroy]]!"
* "[[Baddest of the Bands|Itch Machine]]!"
* "[[Baddest of the Bands|Iguanodon]]!"
* "[[Baddest of the Bands|Insurance]]!"
* "[[Baddest of the Bands|Incorporated]]!"
* "[[Baddest of the Bands|Insomniacs]]!"
* Tape my hat [[Fan Costumes '08|to the door.]]
* "GrRrRraaauuughnck there, Rubbermaid, can you redirect me to the nearest [[dictionary|puke-valanche?]]"
* "My punjab has a pretty [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre|price-tag!]]"
* "I'm your death's door [[A Decemberween Mackerel|neighbor]]."
* "Puff. Cough. [[A Decemberween Mackerel|Toff]]."
* "If you need me, I'll be [[I Killed Pom Pom|loked after dark]]."
* "AaAaAaAah, itchy parts for [[Dad's Garage & Friends - 13 Jun 2015|five hundred, please, Valerie]]!"
* "AaAaAaAah! This has been [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks|a supreme fish delight]]."
* Stuck a Q on the wall [[Fan Costumes 2015|by the dream catchers.]]
* "Okay, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0|bye-dee-bye]]!"
* "AaAaAaAah, you're a [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2|pork rind's president]]!"
* "DaAaAaAon't get chintzy with the [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2|chalk sauce]]!"
* "Just for a minute, let's all do the bump. [[Later That Night...|Bump. Bump.]]"
* "IIIiiiII bathe myself in the [[Fan Costumes 2016|shipping supplies]]!"
* "[[Haunted Photo Booth|Zapruder]]!"
* "[[Haunted Photo Booth|Middleman]]!"
* "[[Haunted Photo Booth|Toast Crunch]]!"
* "AAaaAAaa! These nickel slots are finally [[Haunted Photo Booth|payin' off]]!"
* "IiIiIiIiI I was raised by a [[Haunted Photo Booth|cup of coffee]]."
* "IIiiIIiiII've got hyperlinks [[Mr. Poofers Must Die|stashed-a-mundo]]."
* "aaaAAAAAaaaaa'm a reeeal [[Halloween Hide & Seek|found object]]."
* "I right-clicked when I [[Halloween Hide & Seek|shoulda lept]]."
* "I spilled botanicula all over my [[Halloween Hide & Seek|workbook]]."
* "AaAaAa, the Yipiyuk bit [[2022 Costume Pack Now Available|my frontal lobe!]]"
* "DaAaAaAh! Hey, Lumbar! I typed out [[The Show: Ween Edition|the whole recipe]] instead of just taking a screenshot!"
* "Contraption flaption, what's your [[The Homestar Runner Enters The Spooky Woods|hedge fund]]?"
* "Ah'm a real [[Index Page|batch export]]!
* "I'm a [[Fan 'Stumes 2021|blanket snowman]] in Grandma's rocker!"

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