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This template adds one random [[Senor Cardgage]] quote to a page or caption.

'''To add a new quote to this page:'''

# Paste the line of code below right after the last line in the list and before the end of the switch.
# Fill in the number and quote in the appropriate places.
# Change the total number of quotes in the <code>#rand</code> function at the top.

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* "Oh, [[kind of cool|excardon me]]!"
* "I'm very sorry, ma'am, but could you help an [[kind of cool|old denominator]], like me, gather his spectacles?"
* "I'm sorry, ma'am. Would you mind helping an [[kind of cool|old wintergreen]] gather his spectacles?"
* "Sorry to bother you, ma'am. Could you help an [[kind of cool|old Soderbergh]] gather his spectacles?"
* "Thank you, ma'am, would you care for a [[kind of cool|slice of gum]]?"
* "I have to be going, Ethel. I've got some important [[kind of cool|lines to stand in]]."
* "[[kind of cool|Ex-obably not]]."
* "Many [[flashback|combolations]], Elizagerth! I hope you get all my... particles."
* "Hi there, [[Senor Mortgage|Belindas]]!"
* "I'm Senor Cardgage for [[Senor Mortgage|Senor Cardgage Mort-gage]]."
* "We can help you [[Senor Mortgage|get a leg up on the pile]]!"
* "Low rates, [[Senor Mortgage|percent signs]]... I dunno..."
* "[[Senor Mortgage|No probalo]]!"
* "Home Lawn, Escrow, [[Senor Mortgage|Re-Financin']] — you name it, we've got it!"
* "Come along down for a [[Senor Mortgage|free canceltation]] with one of our handsome talking experts."
* "One o' them said they'd buy me lunch. But I don't see nobody taking me to [[Senor Mortgage|Chick-fil-A]]."
* "You're every welcome, [[Senor Mortgage|Valerie]]."
* "Act now and see if you can stand to talk to me for [[Senor Mortgage|more than four seconds]]!"
* "Look at this can of peas, [[garage sale|Helvetica]]. Won't you help me buy it for you?"
* "I dan't know why. Exprecially since you have this [[garage sale|can of peas]] to look forward to."
* "It won't be here forever. So come see me and this little dog for [[Senorial Day|vera low prices]]!!"
* "Those were all good years. Don't let another minute [[Senorial Day|go you by]]."
* "My left name is '[[Senorial Day|Tremendous Savings]]', Ms. America! Go out for a pass!"
* "Bring on down your [[Senorial Day|whole fambly]]!"
* "We'll set up some tents and hot dogs for your... babies. [[Senorial Day|Those like those, right]]?"
* "You doe NOT want to miss any [[Senorial Day|Senorial Day savings action]]!"
* "Wake up! Senorial Day is [[Senorial Day|here with the vengeance]]!"
* "You bet! How 'bout I [[Senorial Day|hit ya on the slant]]?"
* "Let the [[alternate universe|little childrens go]]."
* "Alonzo Mourning to you, [[alternate universe|Myrtlebeth]]. Say hello to my tacklebox."
* "Well, if you could just sign right here on the dotty line, the [[alternate universe|adaption will be complete]]."
* "I got [[theme song|fourteen degrees]] while on my lunch take."
* "Now I can [[theme song|legally prescribe marriages]] in the state of Kansattica."
* "Good efening, Bontilda. [[the movies|Forty-twone]] will be on your lest."
* "Hey, Grendolyn! Don't [[rough copy|bogart that settlement]] now!"
* "Why, hello, Mistretta. Check out [[concert|Senor Cardgage's Intregway]]."
* "[[concert|Dump tell no mandy]], it's just a land mower turned bankways!"
* "If you help me buy it, I'll [[concert|cut you in]]!"
* "Oh... I should [[original|eat a pony]]."
* "Oh. [[diorama|Hello-quialism]]. Who are these guys?"
* "This is not what I [[diorama|sagged on for]]."
* "Carrageenan, Monteljohn. Can you detect me to the [[fan club|nearest bus stamp]]?"
* "Where is Tompkins? [[licensed|Where is Cole Slaw]]? Here I am!"
* "Thank yo, [[Non-Sequitur Champion|Presbyterian]]."
* "Panctice... Squad... [[Non-Sequitur Champion|Cutterback]]."
* "Oh... [[Non-Sequitur Champion|Lifty Fernandez]]."
* "Grape... soda... [[Non-Sequitur Champion|banked]]?"
* "I'm sorry, Bridget, but can I [[rated|steep some identificaption]]?"
* "Soggy, Junior. Come back when you're [[rated|all grold up]]."
* "Oh, thanks for the recyclables, Angela. Thas will make a pretty good [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective|blanketer]]."
* "Hey, Brethany. Are you came to [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective|fetch the dodgers]]?"
* "No, the kids are all went to the [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective|mallvies]]."
* "If you go to the store, can you buychase me a [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective|cheese burgwich]]?"
* "No, I was just on my [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective|fiftee-nute break]]."
* "There were some ducks in the wadger, but they lest away, [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective|I guess]]."
* "Mostly linin' up the doughnuts... [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective|I dunno]]."
* "Okay then, Israel. I could really go for a [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective|nice cold marmalade]]."
* "That's real brootiful, Jennifer. Can I bo-roach it for my [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective|prong date?]]"
* "Okay. [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective|No thanks for all]]."
* "Is this where I pawnder my [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective|old pidgeon]]?"
* "Tablature, [[kind of cool|Fernelda]]."
* "Oh, I'm going to go [[kind of cool|back to bed now]]."
* "Wa-ha-[[kind of cool|hooo]]."
* "I don't think I've ever encroached for many years, back in the service, [[kind of cool|twice related]]."
* "[[kind of cool|A poolside affair]]."
* "Oh, [[kind of cool|not as well]]."
* "Well, I [[kind of cool|not as well]]."
* "You're not going to pretand, I can't [[kind of cool|break it off to you]]."
* "Have to [[kind of cool|go now]]."
* "This steak samwich is Beverly clearly my compooter, [[hremail 3184|Bathsheba]]."
* "[[A Decemberween Mackerel|Hello, Chi Minh]]?"
* "Is this a [[A Decemberween Mackerel|Frank call]]?"
* "Thank you, Hot Pooey. Would you [[A Decemberween Mackerel|care to coincide]]?"
* "Oh...not much...I'm just...[[A Decemberween Mackerel|dying]]..."
* "[[A Decemberween Mackerel|Hot Pooey]]..."
* "My [[A Decemberween Mackerel|coma's toast]]!"
* "Oh! My [[A Decemberween Mackerel|Toyota Cressida]]!"
* "You rally might, [[A Decemberween Mackerel|Pez Dispenser]]."
* "Oh, my grabness, grabness. It really is... [[A Decemberween Mackerel]]!"
* "[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2|Conjunctivitis]]..."
* "Potrzebie, [[Later That Night...|Calendula]]. I've been kuwaiting for you all nice."
* "Go ahead, take as money as you like. And then I'll [[Later That Night...|call the police]]."
* "Prude me in, Couch Z. I'm [[too cool|Reggie Toupée]]."
* "No, I [[too cool|bronk my own]]."
* "It's clearly [[too cool|state-of-the-arp]]."
* "Mash play, [[too cool|Polenta]]!"
* "[[too cool|Protuberances abound]], Regolith!"
* "I'm Seron Cardgage, the [[too cool|lead star]] from Characters Website!"
* "I'd like to pintroduce you to the [[too cool|Family Might/Could]]!"
* "[[too cool|Hedge]], Package Sirloin!"
* "Excessive breeding, [[@StrongBadActual|Mollytwice]]."
* "Cumberland down... to [[@StrongBadActual|Terrible Herbst]]."
* "Ohh... [[@StrongBadActual|I'm never gonna top that one]]..."
* "Proletariat, [[Store|Gelzatrude]]!"
* "Course syllabus, [[Store|Mandy-perth]]!"
* "Have a lunk at all my latent [[Store|teep shirt desigms]]!"
* "Excuse me, Belinda, can you give me bank my [[2010 Calendar|tenny show]]?"

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