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This template adds one random [[Decemberweenvent Calendar]] quote to a page or caption.

'''To add a new quote to this page:'''

# Paste the line of code below right after the last line in the list and before the end of the switch.
# Fill in the number and quote in the appropriate places.
# Change the total number of quotes in the #rand function at the top.

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* "What the crap?! A non-chocolate and/or Lego Decemberweenvent calendar? I used to could eat both of thems."
* "Maybe if I play the song correctly, then chocolates will, like, come out of the piano."
* "I HOPE IT'S THE THEME FROM DOUG THE DINO!"
* "Isn't anything in this calendar in a minor key? I need some of that Dickensian holiday doom and gloom."
* "On the fifth day of Decemberweenvent this stupid calendar gave to me, more useless sheet music!"
* "Oh, man. I get to check today's Far Side daily calendar."
* "Just so you know, I'm not gonna, like, say something different every ''day''."
* "Just so you know, I'm not gonna, like, say ''something'' different every day."
* "Just so you know, I'm not gonna, like, say something different ''every'' day."
* "Just so you know, I'm not gonna, like, ''say'' something ''different'' ev-e-ry day."
* "All right, this time there's gonna be chocolate! There's gonna be chocolate! There's gonna be chocolate!"
* "So, should we discuss the creepy illustration styles in this calendar?"
* "Today, the Decemberweenvent Calendar enters its teenage phase."
* "I MADE YOU A GLOWY CHOCOLATE BOX!"
* "A football is wearing my pants!"
* "You think they'll ever doooo... 'Song About Sibbie'? Probably not because I don't think it has any notes."
* "The D'weenvent, the D'weenvent, what what, the D'weenvent!"
* "CheckinmydailymusicalDecemberweenventcalendar, checkinmydailymusicalDecemberweenventcalendar, checkinmyd— "
* "All right, we're in the home stretch. Let's hope they bring out the heavy hittas!"
* "I got a good feeling about this one, Strong Bad." "Great. And now I have a bad feeling about this one."
* "Hey there! I thought I'd show up!"...."That's it!"
* "I'm gettin' a little bur—I'm gettin' a little burned out, I—I'm gonna admit."
* "Here I go once again with a Decemberweenvent Calendar. Every day I hope that it's a... ''better Decemberweenvent Calendar''."
* "All right, everyone, here we go! The big Decemberween season finale!" "Presented by Styles Upon Styles."
* "I hope this one has an amoeba shaped like a cow talking to a caveman saying some real smart science words I'll have to look up later."
* "Alright Disappointo, gimme a deep cut today!"
* "Uh, you can check today's, Strong Mad. Imma go see if we have any baking chocolate or... somethin'."
* "It's like a stovepipe hat full of gruel, poor air quality, and inhumane working conditions. Now that's the holiday spirit!"
* "Heavens, I just hate you so much!"
* "Ow! My saddle shoes!"
* "Ow! My 7pm curfew!"
* "Ow! My brushing my teeth after lunch at school!"
* "Yes, I am also wearing them! That's what's freakin' me out!"
* "I knew I took too much of that cough syrup."
* "This holiday season, indulge responsibly with Non-Cold Onesaholic Kerrek Brau!"
* "So pick yourself up an army of these little guys to deter unwanted carolers, ''or serve hors d'oeuvres.''"
* "THAT WAS A GREAT OPERA!"
* "I'munna, I'munna open up the thing, and then there'll be like, some music."
* "There's not a consumate V in sight!"
* "ANOTHER GREAT OPERA!"
* "What?? They used a different holiday song on Decemberweeve? This was supposed to be, like, the big culmination!"
* "Todaybor Deeve is Decemberweeve"
* "I got a new app!"
* "Is that your freakin name? Anew App?"
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