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	~~<div class="thumbinner" style="width:222px;">~~		''Don't touch that dial!''

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	~~<div class="magnify">~~		''An attempt at tele-toons''

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	~~Don't touch that dial!~~

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	~~An attempt at tele-toons~~

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	The '''Old Telebision Toons Menu''' has one turn the dial of the old wooden [[Telebision]] as its means of selecting toons.		The '''Old Telebision Toons Menu''' has one turn the dial of the old wooden [[Telebision]] as its means of selecting toons.

	An earlier version of this menu can still be seen. It does not include ~~"~~A Jumping Jack Contest~~"~~, nor does it have sound, full descriptions, or [[Toons Without Back Buttons\|a back button.]]		An earlier version of this menu can still be seen. It does not include "A Jumping Jack Contest", nor does it have sound, full descriptions, or [[Toons Without Back Buttons\|a back button.]]

	'''Page Title:''' telebision at its best!		'''Page Title:''' telebision at its best!

	~~<span id~~=~~"available-toons"></span>~~		== Available Toons ==
	=~~= <span class="mw-headline">~~Available Toons~~</span>~~ ==

	By channel number:		By channel number:
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	# [[A Jumping Jack Contest]] — The Brothers Strong are up to their no-goodness again. Homestar has a bladder? What?!?		# [[A Jumping Jack Contest]] — The Brothers Strong are up to their no-goodness again. Homestar has a bladder? What?!?

	~~<span id~~=~~"fun-facts"></span>~~		== Fun Facts ==
	=~~= <span class="mw-headline">~~Fun Facts~~</span>~~ ==

	* Rapidly pressing the channel button will cause the cartoons to appear on the wrong channels.		* Rapidly pressing the channel button will cause the cartoons to appear on the wrong channels.
	* ~~"~~[[Goodnight, Irene]]~~"~~ is a folk song about a troubled lover. The phrase has also become slang to comment on something concluding to disastrous effect, such as a loss in a sports game; [[Professional Wrestling\|professional wrestler]] [[Adrian Adonis]] referred to his [[Professional wrestling holds\|finishing move]] as ~~"~~Goodnight Irene~~"~~.		* "[[Goodnight, Irene]]" is a folk song about a troubled lover. The phrase has also become slang to comment on something concluding to disastrous effect, such as a loss in a sports game; [[Professional Wrestling\|professional wrestler]] [[Adrian Adonis]] referred to his [[Professional wrestling holds\|finishing move]] as "Goodnight Irene".
	* In the menu (or Flash file) with the working A Jumping Jack Contest and Marshmallow's Last Stand links, channel six is shown as ~~"~~The Reddest Radish~~"~~. However, when the play button is clicked, the cartoon shown is ~~"~~A Jumping Jack Contest~~"~~.		* In the menu (or Flash file) with the working A Jumping Jack Contest and Marshmallow's Last Stand links, channel six is shown as "The Reddest Radish". However, when the play button is clicked, the cartoon shown is "A Jumping Jack Contest".

	~~<span id~~=~~"external-links"></span>~~		== External links ==
	~~== <span class~~=~~"mw-headline">~~External links~~</span>~~ ==

	* [https://old.homestarrunner.com/newtoons.html View preliminary telebision menu]		* [https://old.homestarrunner.com/newtoons.html View preliminary telebision menu]
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	* [http://www.homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/newtoons.html View mirror with working Marshmallow & Jumping Jack link]		* [http://www.homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/newtoons.html View mirror with working Marshmallow & Jumping Jack link]
	* [http://www.homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/newtoons.swf Flash file of the mirror above]		* [http://www.homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/newtoons.swf Flash file of the mirror above]

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Don't touch that dial!

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[[File:Old Telebision Toons Menu.png|[[File:Old_Telebision_Toons_Menu.png|220px|thumb]]]]
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[[File:Old Telebision Toons Menu.png|[[File:magnify-clip.png|15px|thumb]]]]

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An attempt at tele-toons

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The '''Old Telebision Toons Menu''' has one turn the dial of the old wooden [[Telebision]] as its means of selecting toons.

An earlier version of this menu can still be seen. It does not include "A Jumping Jack Contest", nor does it have sound, full descriptions, or [[Toons Without Back Buttons|a back button.]]

'''Page Title:''' telebision at its best!

<span id="available-toons"></span>
== <span class="mw-headline">Available Toons</span> ==

By channel number:

# [[The Reddest Radish]] — Marzipan's got the reddest radishes in town, but will she win first prize at the annual root festival?
# [[The King of Town DVD Old Version|The King of Town]] — The King of Town has lost his crown. No wait, I mean his sheep.
# [[In Search of the Yello Dello Old Version|In Search Of The Yello Dello]] — Can Homestar catch a rare bird for Marzipan's birthday? Has Strong Bad been baking?
# [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] — Homestar and Pom-Pom step into the squared circle to face the Brothers Strong. Goodnight Irene!
# [[Kick the Can]] — These long lost Homestar cartoons are arguably the oldest cartoons in the world. The funniest, too.
# [[A Jumping Jack Contest]] — The Brothers Strong are up to their no-goodness again. Homestar has a bladder? What?!?

<span id="fun-facts"></span>
== <span class="mw-headline">Fun Facts</span> ==

* Rapidly pressing the channel button will cause the cartoons to appear on the wrong channels.
* "[[Goodnight, Irene]]" is a folk song about a troubled lover. The phrase has also become slang to comment on something concluding to disastrous effect, such as a loss in a sports game; [[Professional Wrestling|professional wrestler]] [[Adrian Adonis]] referred to his [[Professional wrestling holds|finishing move]] as "Goodnight Irene".
* In the menu (or Flash file) with the working A Jumping Jack Contest and Marshmallow's Last Stand links, channel six is shown as "The Reddest Radish". However, when the play button is clicked, the cartoon shown is "A Jumping Jack Contest".

<span id="external-links"></span>
== <span class="mw-headline">External links</span> ==

* [https://old.homestarrunner.com/newtoons.html View preliminary telebision menu]
* [https://old.homestarrunner.com/newtoons2.swf View Flash file of Old Telebision menu]
* [https://old.homestarrunner.com/newtoons.swf View Flash file of earlier menu]
* [http://www.homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/newtoons.html View mirror with working Marshmallow & Jumping Jack link]
* [http://www.homestarrunner.kitkorp.com/newtoons.swf Flash file of the mirror above]

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2000–2001
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[[Lucky Toons Menu]]
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