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| '''Teen Girl Squad Issue #2'''
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"You must be girls."

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The Teen Girl Squad tries to get some boys.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Cheerleader]], [[So and So]], [[What's Her Face]], [[The Ugly One]], [[Birds (Teen Girl Squad)]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters|Cloud Monster]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters|No I In Team Boy]], [[Thomas]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters|A Vulture]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters|A Bat]], [[Arrow'd Guy]]

'''Places:''' [[Teen Girl Squad Locations|The Field]], [[Teen Girl Squad Locations|TCYBCBY]]

'''Date:''' Monday, February 10, 2003

'''Running Time:''' 1:12

'''Page Title:''' Teen Grrrl Squad!!

'''DVD:''' [[Everything Else, Volume 1]]

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== Contents ==

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* [#Transcript 1 Transcript]
* [#Fun_Facts 2 Fun Facts]
** [#Explanations 2.1 Explanations]
** [#Trivia 2.2 Trivia]
** [#Remarks 2.3 Remarks]
** [#Goofs 2.4 Goofs]
** [#Inside_References 2.5 Inside References]
** [#Real-World_References 2.6 Real-World References]
** [#Fast_Forward 2.7 Fast Forward]
* [#External_Links 3 External Links]

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'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader ''{growth spurt!}'' So and So ''{school spirit!}'' What's Her Face ''{pity friend}'' The Ugly One ''{psoriasis!}''

''{open to the girls standing in the TGS field}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Hi gals! How ya LOOKING?

'''SO AND SO and THE UGLY ONE:''' SO GOOD!<br />
'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' OKAY!

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' I mean, so good.

''{Cheerleader gets out a fashion magazine reading "le girl"}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' I just picked up this fashion magazine with MORE HOT TIPS!

'''SO AND SO:''' w00t!

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' w00t!

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' w00t.

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Let's get started!

''{The four girls walk to the left. A cloud gains a pair of eyes and a mouth and starts eating some birds}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' ''{imitating cloud}'' *chomp chomp*

''{cut to a different part of the field. The girls are standing in front of a boy twirling a basketball on his index finger and wearing a shirt reading "no 'i' in team")''

'''NO I IN TEAM BOY:''' You must be girls.

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' ''{thinking}'' I think I have a chance with this guy!

''{Thomas the alien runs onscreen with a baseball bat and starts clubbing What's Her Face in the shins}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT!

'''NO I IN TEAM BOY:''' What happened to her?

'''SO AND SO:''' ''{speech bubble only}'' Thomas hit her with a bat. ''{voice only}'' She got hurt.

'''NO I IN TEAM BOY:''' Let's date.

'''SO AND SO:''' I'm down.

''{So and So and No I In Team Boy walk offscreen to the right. Cheerleader and The Ugly One frown. A vulture and a bat swoop down. The vulture grabs The Ugly One, and the bat grabs Cheerleader.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' SWOOP! GRASPED!

''{cut to another part of the field, where So and So and No I In Team Boy are alone}''

'''SO AND SO:''' I'm totally crushing!

''{Arrow'd Guy suddenly appears driving a truck reading "CHILDREN" on the side, running over No I In Team Boy}''

'''ARROW'D GUY:''' CHILDREN!

''{The Ugly One and Cheerleader drop from the sky}''

'''SO AND SO:''' Where were you guys?

'''CHEERLEADER and THE UGLY ONE:''' We got jealous.

''{There is a long pause, then the TGS music starts again.}''

'''SO AND SO:''' Let's get yogurt!

''{Cut to the girls walking right, where What's Her Face rejoins them, her knees looking rather bloody. They arrive at TCYBCBY yogurt. What's Her Face's yogurt is on the ground, and The Ugly One's has sprinkles in it}''

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' I got jimmies.

''{cut to end card}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' IT'S OVER!

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== <span class="mw-headline"> Fun Facts </span> ==

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=== <span class="mw-headline">Explanations</span> ===

* Psoriasis is a chronic skin disease characterized by circumscribed red patches covered with white scales.
* "[[Jimmies]]" is a regional term for "sprinkles." They were one of the first types of sprinkles created. They are the multi colored, cylinder shaped style.

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=== <span class="mw-headline">Trivia</span> ===

* Before moved to features, when this toon was still in the shorts section, the synopsis read "So and So meets a boy as Cheerleader looks so good".
* This is the first Teen Girl Squad cartoon where none of the main characters died, and also the first where a secondary character has died.
* This is the first Teen Girl Squad toon where a character says something that was not put in a speech bubble.
* The [[YouTube]] description for this toon is "Hot tips lead to alien knee-bashings and jimmies."

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=== <span class="mw-headline">Remarks</span> ===

* When Cheerleader gets swooped up by the bat, the phrase on her dress changes from "Li'l brat" to "Huge bat".
* The word "Le" in the "Le Girl" magazine means "the" in French, but in the masculine form. The feminine form, which would correspond to "girl", is "La".

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=== <span class="mw-headline">Goofs</span> ===

* On the closing screen, the contraction "it's" is misspelled as the possessive "its."
* What's Her Face's "I mean, so good" word balloon has a white background, covering the lines in the background.

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=== <span class="mw-headline">Inside References</span> ===

* The page's title is "Teen [[Grrl|Grrrl]] Squad!!".

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=== <span class="mw-headline">Real-World References</span> ===

* The name of the yogurt place is a parody of [[TCBY]], a [http://www.tcby.com chain] of frozen yogurt and ice cream stores.

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=== <span class="mw-headline">Fast Forward</span> ===

* "I think I have a chance with this guy" would later become a song on [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]].

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== <span class="mw-headline"> External Links </span> ==

* [https://homestarrunner.com/toons/issue-2 watch "Teen Girl Squad Issue 2"]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQ10xw6iun4 watch "Teen Girl Squad Issue 2"] on [[YouTube]]
* [https://old.homestarrunner.com/tgs2.html watch "Teen Girl Squad Issue 2"] on the old [[Flash]] site
* [https://old.homestarrunner.com/tgs2.swf view the Flash file for "Teen Girl Squad Issue 2"]

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[/wiki/Special:Categories Categories]: <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Cheerleader Filmography|Cheerleader Filmography]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:So and So Filmography|So and So Filmography]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:What's Her Face Filmography|What's Her Face Filmography]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:The Ugly One Filmography|The Ugly One Filmography]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Thomas Filmography|Thomas Filmography]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Arrow'd Guy Filmography|Arrow'd Guy Filmography]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Everything Else, Volume 1|Everything Else, Volume 1]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Teen Girl Squad|Teen Girl Squad]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Podstar Runner|Podstar Runner]]</span>

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	== <span class="mw-headline"> Transcript </span> ==		== <span class="mw-headline"> Transcript </span> ==

	'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader ''{growth spurt!}'' So and So ''{school spirit!}'' What's Her Face ''{pity friend}'' The Ugly One ''{psoriasis!}''		'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader ''{growth spurt!}'' So and So ''{school spirit!}'' What's Her Face ''{pity friend!}'' The Ugly One ''{psoriasis!}''

	''{~~open~~ to the girls standing in the TGS field}''		''{Open to the girls standing in the TGS field.}''

	'''CHEERLEADER:''' Hi gals! How ya LOOKING?		'''CHEERLEADER:''' Hi gals! How ya LOOKING?

	'''SO AND SO and THE UGLY ONE:''' SO GOOD!<br />		'''SO AND SO and THE UGLY ONE:''' SO GOOD!<br />
	'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' OKAY!		'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' OKAY! ''{quietly, in a separate speech bubble}'' I mean, so good.

	~~'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' I mean, so good.~~		''{Cheerleader gets out a fashion magazine reading "le girl".}''

	''{Cheerleader gets out a fashion magazine reading "le girl"}''

	'''CHEERLEADER:''' I just picked up this fashion magazine with MORE HOT TIPS!		'''CHEERLEADER:''' I just picked up this fashion magazine with MORE HOT TIPS!

	'''SO AND SO:''' w00t!		'''SO AND SO:''' w00t.

	'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' w00t!		'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' w00t.

	'''THE UGLY ONE:''' w00t.		'''THE UGLY ONE:''' w00t.
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	'''CHEERLEADER:''' Let's get started!		'''CHEERLEADER:''' Let's get started!

	''{The four girls walk to the left. A cloud gains a pair of eyes and a mouth and starts eating some birds}''		''{The four girls walk to the left. A cloud gains a pair of eyes and a mouth and starts eating some birds.}''

	'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' ''{imitating cloud}'' chomp chomp		'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' ''{imitating cloud}'' chomp chomp

	''{~~cut~~ to a different part of the field. The girls are standing in front of a boy twirling a basketball on his index finger and wearing a shirt reading "no 'i' in team")''		''{Cut to a different part of the field. The girls are standing in front of a boy twirling a basketball on his index finger and wearing a shirt reading "no 'i' in team".)''

	'''NO I IN TEAM BOY:''' You must be girls.		'''NO I IN TEAM BOY:''' You must be girls.

	'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' ''{thinking}'' I think I have a chance with this guy!		'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' ''{thinking}'' I think I have a chance with this guy.

	''{Thomas the alien runs onscreen with a baseball bat and starts clubbing What's Her Face in the shins}''		''{Thomas the alien runs onscreen with a baseball bat and starts clubbing What's Her Face in the shins.}''

	'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT!		'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT!
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	'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' SWOOP! GRASPED!		'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' SWOOP! GRASPED!

	''{~~cut~~ to another part of the field, where So and So and No I In Team Boy are alone}''		''{Cut to another part of the field, where So and So and No I In Team Boy are alone.}''

	'''SO AND SO:''' I'm totally crushing!		'''SO AND SO:''' I'm totally crushing.

	''{Arrow'd Guy suddenly appears driving a truck reading "CHILDREN" on the side, running over No I In Team Boy}''		''{Arrow'd Guy suddenly appears driving a truck reading "CHILDREN" on the side, running over No I In Team Boy.}''

	'''ARROW'D GUY:''' CHILDREN!		'''ARROW'D GUY:''' CHILDREN!

	''{The Ugly One and Cheerleader drop from the sky}''		''{The music stops playing as The Ugly One and Cheerleader drop from the sky.}''

	'''SO AND SO:''' Where were you guys?		'''SO AND SO:''' Where were you guys?
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	'''CHEERLEADER and THE UGLY ONE:''' We got jealous.		'''CHEERLEADER and THE UGLY ONE:''' We got jealous.

	''{~~There is a long~~ pause~~, then the TGS music starts again.~~}''		''{Long pause}''

	'''SO AND SO:''' Let's get yogurt!		'''SO AND SO:''' Let's get yogurt!

	''{Cut to the girls walking right, where What's Her Face rejoins them, her knees looking rather bloody. They arrive at TCYBCBY yogurt. What's Her Face's yogurt is on the ground, and The Ugly One's has sprinkles in it}''		''{The TGS music starts playing again. Cut to the girls walking right, where What's Her Face rejoins them, her knees looking rather bloody. They arrive at TCYBCBY yogurt. What's Her Face's yogurt is on the ground, and The Ugly One's has sprinkles in it.}''

	'''THE UGLY ONE:''' I got jimmies.		'''THE UGLY ONE:''' I got jimmies.

	''{~~cut~~ to end card}''		''{Cut to an end card reading "its over!"}''

	'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' IT'S OVER!		'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' IT'S OVER!
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	=== <span class="mw-headline">Explanations</span> ===		=== <span class="mw-headline">Explanations</span> ===

	* Psoriasis is a chronic skin disease characterized by circumscribed red patches covered with white scales.		* [[Psoriasis]] is a chronic skin disease characterized by circumscribed red patches covered with white scales.
	* "[[Jimmies]]" is a regional term for ~~"sprinkles." They were one of the first types of sprinkles created. They are~~ the multi colored, cylinder shaped style.		* "[[Jimmies]]" is a regional term for the multi-colored, cylinder-shaped style of sprinkles.

	<span id="trivia"></span>		<span id="trivia"></span>
	=== <span class="mw-headline">Trivia</span> ===		=== <span class="mw-headline">Trivia</span> ===

	* Before moved to ~~features~~, when this toon was still in the ~~shorts~~ section, the synopsis read "So and So meets a boy as Cheerleader looks so good".		* Before Teen Girl Squad was moved to [[Features]], when this toon was still in the Shorts section of the [[TV Time Toons Menu]], the synopsis read "So and So meets a boy as Cheerleader looks so good".
	* This is the first Teen Girl Squad cartoon where none of the main characters died, and also the first where a secondary character has died.		* This is the first Teen Girl Squad cartoon where none of the main characters died, and also the first where a secondary character has died.
	* This is the first Teen Girl Squad toon where a character says something that was not put in a speech bubble.		* This is the first Teen Girl Squad toon where a character says something that was not put in a speech bubble.
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	* When Cheerleader gets swooped up by the bat, the phrase on her dress changes from "Li'l brat" to "Huge bat".		* When Cheerleader gets swooped up by the bat, the phrase on her dress changes from "Li'l brat" to "Huge bat".
	* The word "Le" in the "Le Girl" magazine means "the" in French, but in the masculine form. The feminine form, which would correspond to "girl", is "La".		* The word "Le" in the "Le Girl" magazine means "the" in [[French]], but in the masculine form. The feminine form, which would correspond to "girl", is "La".

	<span id="goofs"></span>		<span id="goofs"></span>
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	* The page's title is "Teen [[Grrl\|Grrrl]] Squad!!".		* The page's title is "Teen [[Grrl\|Grrrl]] Squad!!".
			* [[Blood]] is visible on What's Her Face's knees after being batted.

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	=== <span class="mw-headline">Fast Forward</span> ===		=== <span class="mw-headline">Fast Forward</span> ===

	* "I think I have a chance with this guy" would later become a song on [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]].		* "[[I Think I Have a Chance With This Guy\|I think I have a chance with this guy]]" would later become a song on [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]].

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