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| '''[[Teen Girl Squad]] Issue #1'''
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| [https://homestarrunner.com/toons/issue-1 watch]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15|← Issue 15]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2|Issue 2 →]]
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"Whoa, hey there Cheerleader. You lookin' soo good."

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The very first one, which made its premiere in the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[comic]]. The girls get ready to LOOK SO GOOD, but many a problem do they encounter. At least Cheerleader looks SO GOOD!

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Cheerleader]], [[So and So]], [[What's Her Face]], [[The Ugly One]], [[Birds (Teen Girl Squad)]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters|A Helicopter]], [[Visor Robot]], [[Arrow'd Guy]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters|Dinosaur]], [[Strong Bad]] (Easter egg)

'''Places:''' [[Teen Girl Squad Locations|The Field]], [[Teen Girl Squad Locations|The Graveyard]]

'''Date:''' Monday, December 2, 2002

'''Running Time:''' 0:52

'''Page Title:''' TEE GEE ESS!!

'''DVD:''' [[Everything Else, Volume 1]]

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== Contents ==

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* [#Transcript 1 Transcript]
* [#Easter_Eggs 2 Easter Eggs]
* [#Fun_Facts 3 Fun Facts]
** [#Trivia 3.1 Trivia]
** [#Remarks 3.2 Remarks]
** [#Real-World_References 3.3 Real-World References]
** [#Fast_Forward 3.4 Fast Forward]
* [#DVD_Version 4 DVD Version]
* [#External_Links 5 External Links]

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== <span class="mw-headline"> Transcript </span> ==

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader ''{screen shows Cheerleader, with "cheer!" next to her}'' So and So ''{fashion sense!}'' What's Her Face ''{unpopular!}'' The Ugly One ''{hygiene?}''

''{The four girls are standing in a nondescript field.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Hey gals, let's go get ready to LOOK SO GOOD!!!

'''SO AND SO:''' Word.

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' Word.

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' Word.

''{The girls walk to the right. Some birds and clouds appear above them. A helicopter appears and attacks the birds, and Narrator Strong Bad makes helicopter shooting noises. The girls stop walking, and the scenery reverts to its original state.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Okay, now let's start LOOKING GOOD!!!

'''SO AND SO:''' A'ight.

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' A'ight.

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' A'ight.

''{The Visor Robot zaps So and So's head with a laser.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' VOIP!

''{So and So's upper body becomes a black pile of ashes and a skull.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Kristen, you look burnt, or DEAD.

''{The girls walk right some more.}''

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' I miss Kristin...a.

''{Screen now shows The Ugly One, with numerous arrows flying through the air behind her.}''

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' I have a crush on ''EVERY BOY!!''

''{Zoom out. The Ugly One is pierced by the arrows. We see the Arrow'd Guy, with more arrows coming out of his mouth.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' ARROWED!!!

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' OW! My skin!

''{Cut to What's Her Face getting kicked by a dinosaur.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' PUNT!

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' Dag, yo.

''{Cheerleader stands next to the headstones for So and So, The Ugly One, and What's Her Face.}''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' I look so good!!

''{"iT'S OVER!!!" appears on the screen.}''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' IT'S OVER!!!

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== <span class="mw-headline"> Easter Eggs </span> ==

* At the end, if you click on the "whats her face" headstone, Strong Bad will come out and have a little chat with Cheerleader.

''{Strong Bad walks on screen from the right}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa, hey there Cheerleader. You lookin' soo good. You want to go take a ride with me up to ah, Checkers? Or Rally's? Or em, Sonic Burger? ...whatever you guys got here.

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== <span class="mw-headline"> Fun Facts </span> ==

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=== <span class="mw-headline">Trivia</span> ===

* The email [[comic]] states that the members of Teen Girl Squad are Virginia, Joy, Kristen, and Jennifer. In this issue, only So and So is given a name: Kristen (or Kristina). The other members of TGS are not named individually. This is the only issue where one of the girls is referred to by a name other than the official one.
* Before Teen Girl Squad was moved to [[Features]], when this toon was still in the Shorts section of the [[TV Time Toons Menu]], the synopsis read "What's Her Face has a run in with a T-Rex. Other stuff happens".
* This is the only complete issue of TGS that does not end with an "'''it's over!'''" splash.
** In the [[Podstar Runner]] version, the screen follows the Strong Bad Easter egg.
* This is the shortest full-length TGS issue to date.
* The [[YouTube]] description for this toon is "Trying to look so good results in fatal Arrowed-ings."
* As of the [[Post-Flash Site Update|post-Flash site update]], this issue is listed on the [[TV Time Toons Menu]] twice in two locations: [https://homestarrunner.com/toons/issue-1 toons/issue-1] and [https://homestarrunner.com/toons/teen-girl-squad-issue-1 toons/teen-girl-squad-issue-1].

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=== <span class="mw-headline">Remarks</span> ===

* In the Easter egg, Strong Bad covers up the lines of the paper, whereas everything else in the scene doesn't.
** This is probably due to his animation being much more complex than anyone else's.
* What's Her Face's headstone can still be clicked after the Easter egg has been activated, but it doesn't do anything.
* When Cheerleader says "Kristen, you look burnt or dead", Cheerleader's mouth is white instead of being dark.
* Cheerleader's shirt says "Diva".
* When the girls are walking after So and So dies, What's Her Face doesn't have a mouth until she talks.

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=== <span class="mw-headline"> Real-World References </span> ===

* [[Checkers Drive-In|Checkers]], [[Checkers Drive-In|Rally's]] and [[Sonic Drive-In|Sonic]] are all popular drive-in style fast food chains.

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=== <span class="mw-headline"> Fast Forward </span> ===

* The image of the Arrow'd Guy killing The Ugly One is later used for the [[404'd]] page.

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== <span class="mw-headline">DVD Version</span> ==

* The Strong Bad Easter egg plays automatically.
** As a result, the "'''it's over!'''" screen (displayed on the usual splash screen) appears ''after'' the Strong Bad scene.

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== <span class="mw-headline"> External Links </span> ==

* [https://homestarrunner.com/toons/issue-1 watch "Teen Girl Squad Issue 1"]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJsqv3JStWI watch "Teen Girl Squad Issue 1"] on [[YouTube]]
* [https://old.homestarrunner.com/tgs1.html watch "Teen Girl Squad Issue 1"] on the old [[Flash]] site
* [https://old.homestarrunner.com/tgs1.swf view the Flash file for "Teen Girl Squad Issue 1"]

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[/wiki/Special:Categories Categories]: <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Cheerleader Filmography|Cheerleader Filmography]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:So and So Filmography|So and So Filmography]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:What's Her Face Filmography|What's Her Face Filmography]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:The Ugly One Filmography|The Ugly One Filmography]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Visor Robot Filmography|Visor Robot Filmography]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Arrow'd Guy Filmography|Arrow'd Guy Filmography]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Strong Bad Filmography|Strong Bad Filmography]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Everything Else, Volume 1|Everything Else, Volume 1]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Teen Girl Squad|Teen Girl Squad]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Podstar Runner|Podstar Runner]]</span>

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	* ~~The~~ email [[comic]] ~~states~~ that the members of Teen Girl Squad are Virginia, Joy, Kristen, and Jennifer. In this issue, only So and So is given a name: Kristen (or Kristina). The other members of TGS are not named individually. This is the only issue where one of the girls is referred to by a name other than the official one.		* We know from the email [[comic]] that the members of Teen Girl Squad are Virginia, Joy, Kristen, and Jennifer. In this issue, only So and So is given a name: Kristen (or Kristina). The other members of TGS are not named individually. This is the only issue where one of the girls is referred to by a name other than the official one.
	* Before ~~Teen Girl Squad was~~ moved to ~~[[Features]]~~, when this toon was still in the ~~Shorts~~ section ~~of the [[TV Time Toons Menu]]~~, the synopsis read "What's Her Face has a run in with a T-Rex. Other stuff happens".		* Before moved to features, when this toon was still in the shorts section, the synopsis read "What's Her Face has a run in with a T-Rex. Other stuff happens".
	* This is the only complete issue of TGS that does not end with an "'''it's over!'''" splash.		* This is the only complete issue of TGS that does not end with an "'''it's over!'''" splash.
	** In the [[Podstar Runner]] version, the screen follows the Strong Bad Easter ~~egg~~.		** In the [[Podstar Runner]] version, the screen follows the Strong Bad Easter Egg.
	* This is the shortest full-length TGS issue to date.		* This is the shortest full-length TGS issue to date.
	* The [[YouTube]] description for this toon is "Trying to look so good results in fatal Arrowed-ings."		* The [[YouTube]] description for this toon is "Trying to look so good results in fatal Arrowed-ings."
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	* In the Easter egg, Strong Bad covers up the lines of the paper, whereas everything else in the scene doesn't.		* In the Easter egg, Strong Bad covers up the lines of the paper, whereas everything else in the scene doesn't.
	** This is probably due to his animation being much more complex than anyone else's.		** This is probably due to his animation being much more complex than anyone else's.
	* What's Her Face's headstone ~~can still be clicked~~ after the Easter egg has been activated, but it doesn't do anything.		* You can still click What's Her Face's headstone after the Easter egg has been activated, but it doesn't do anything.
	* When Cheerleader says "Kristen, you look burnt or dead", Cheerleader's mouth is white instead of being dark.		* When Cheerleader says "Kristen, you look burnt or dead", Cheerleader's mouth is white instead of being dark.
	* Cheerleader's shirt says "Diva".		* Cheerleader's shirt says "Diva".

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