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''"Everybody died 'cept me!"''

The comic "[[Teen Girl Squad]]", written by [[Strong Bad]], often has its characters '''[[Death|die]] (or get [[Characters' Injuries|injured]]) in each episode''', due to being subjected to Strong Bad's overimaginative (and hilarious) cruelty.

== Injuries and Deaths in Main Teen Girl Squad Episodes ==

{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Issue
! [[Cheerleader]]
! [[So and So]]
! [[What's Her Face]]
! [[The Ugly One]]
! Other
|-
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1|1]]
| N/A
| "Voip" by [[Visor Robot]]
| "Punt!" by dinosaur
| "Arrowed!" by [[Arrow'd Guy]]
| N/A
|-
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2|2]]
| "Grasp!" (Carried away by a large bat, survived)
| N/A
| "Bat! Bat! Bat! Bat! Bat! Bat! Bat!" by Thomas (survived)
| "Swoop!" (Carried away by a large buzzard, survived)
| [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters|No "I" in Team Boy]] squashed by "Children!" truck
|-
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|3]]
| N/A
| N/A
| "possums..." (survived)
| "MSG[['d]]!"(survived)
| N/A
|-
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|4]]
| "Cerebellum[['d]]!"
| Fell down a bottomless pit
| Squashed by "NO pounds" (survived)
| Squashed by "YOU'RE NOT" potatoes (survived)
| N/A
|-
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|5]]
| "Sailing mishap!"
| Punted by Cheerleader (survived)
| N/A
| "Perch!" (survived)
| N/A
|-
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 6|6]]
| "Double Double Whipless Mochaccino Half Caf!!" Decemberween Gift Exchange Lion (survived)
| "Triple Salchow!" Decemberween Gift Exchange Lion (survived)
| Wave of Babies (survived)
| "Cannonball!!" Decemberween Gift Exchange Lion (survived)
| N/A
|-
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|7]]
| "Squished."
| [[Mrs. Commanderson]] (survived)
| [[Mrs. Commanderson]] (survived)
| [[Mrs. Commanderson]] (survived)
| [[Tompkins]] "died...somehow" (torso takes silver)
|-
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8|8]]
| Eaten by shark
| "Twelve sided died!!" (by a twenty-sided die)
| Eaten by shark
| "Floor tommed!!!! Step-mommed!!! [[Pom Pom|Pom-Pommed??]]"
| N/A
|-
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|9]]
| "Driver's Ed'ed Dead" ([[Getting Run Over|run over]] by [[Learner's Permit Girl]])
| Put on a play with port-a-john, didn't get very good reviews (impaled by a spear by Arrow'd Guy)
| Ate a bowl of Staple Sauce
| BFF-Baow! Fom! [[Froosh]]! (Punched by a tree, which then fell on top of her and spontaneously combusted)
| [[Mr. Pitters]] eaten by vultures
|-
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|10]]
| "Caber tossed!!"
| [[Internet Slang|p0wned!]] by Tompkins's video game
| "Lathe'd!" by A Mighty Warrior
| "ARROWED II!" (saved by Strong Bad)
| N/A
|-
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|10 (Easter egg)]]
| Body parts rearranged
| Crushed by giant golf ball
| Lampshade covers head
| Eaten by carnivorous plant
| N/A
|-
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|11]]
| "Blinding Voip!" by Sci-Fi Greg's shirtless torso
| Incarcerated after shoplifting (survived)
| "MANIAC IN A SPEEDO'D"
| "MANIAC IN A SPEEDO'D"
| Camp counselor Shortshorts got "MANIAC IN A SPEEDO'D"
|-
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12|12]]
| Killed by flying [[USB dongle goblin]]
| Run over by TINES racing car
| N/A
| "Bad Juju!!"
| Class Prez killed by flying USB dongle goblin
|-
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13|13]]
| "Eau de Toilette!"
| Garbage disposal (Oh, what a way to go)
| The Snack mix, in Tompkins' parlor, with the PRETZEL STICK!
| "Dangled off a hotel balcony'd!!" "Then dropped from said balcony'd!" into a bayonet tailgate party
| Tompkins: "BABYSAT!"
|-
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14|14]]
| "Towel Boy'd!! Team Manager'd!!"
| So & So (as [[Scantron]])'s Dixon Ticonderoga Laser Blade Attack vs. MimeogWrath's Hyper Turbo Fill in the Blank Barrage
| Revenge of the Cross Country Booster Club Bakesale!!
| N/A
| Seniors: "Come uppence!" with garbage cans dumped on them (survived)
|-
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15|15]]
| "Pretty Prism!!"
| "Betrayal!!" by UbuntuFan91 (Open-Source Greg's Avatar)
| "Sparrow'd." (A new twist on an old classic!)
| N/A
| [[D n' D Greg]]: Gutted like sheep by Manolios Ugly One [[Japanese Culture Greg]]: "Uncanny Valley'd!!!" Tompkins: "[[Tenerence Love|Tenerrow'd!!]]"
|-
| [[Homestar Ruiner Teen Girl Squad|HR]]
| Turned into stone by Medusa
| "Cliff Noted!" (eaten by Moby Dick)
| "A Splode!" (had her car blown up by gangsters)
| "GuesswhatVOIPed!" by a robotic penguin
| Any of the girls can also be killed by: "Triple Doubled!" (getting dunked through a basketball hoop) Mustard gas caused by perfume stank plus athletic stonk "Alternative Energy Source'd!" (getting fried by sunlight reflected off a mirror while wearing suntan lotion) "Fundamentals!" (getting her hairspray ignited by a flaming basketball) "RATS LIKE METAL! ...Apparently" (trampled by rats after receiving a TXT MSG with the Brainkrieg Ringtone) Getting stomped after METAMORPHOSING into a roach monster. Robotic Penguin: Dies after choking on The Ugly One's chocolate bar
|-
| [[Strong Badia the Free Cave Girl Squad|SBtF]]
| No Unique Deaths
| "THE OPPOSITE OF RE-ENTRY'D!" (burned up in the atmosphere after flying a car into space)
| No Unique Deaths
| No Unique Deaths
| Any of the girls can also be killed by: "Di-GESTED WHOLE!" (eaten by an anaconda) "BRAIN OUT OF NOSE WITH A HOOK!" (having brain removed while wrapped up like a mummy) "GORE'D!!!" (during a mammoth stampede) "SPEARROWED! (killed by a hunter after being mistaken for a sickly mammoth "CROSS-FYAH!" (caught in crossfire between storekeeper and shopper with machine gun) "SABER-TOOTH'D! TIGER... in case that wasn't obvious" (eaten by a saber-tooth tiger) "CURSE OF THE GODS! THE NEW ALBUM FROM A-NOOB-IS!" (killed by scarab beetles sent by Anubis as punishment for insolence) "Dead... Dead... Dead... Dead-dead!" (crushed by a monolith) "WONDERFULLY PRESERVED FOR FUTURE RESEARCH!" (sank into a tarpit) "METEOR'D!" (all mammals go extinct after a meteor causes global climate change, to which a Teen Girl reacts) Lizard Teen Girl Squad: "SURVIVAL OF THE PHATTEST!" (killed by Charles Darwin's music)
|-
| [[Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen|BotB]]
| "Two Hand and One Foot Tapping Solo!" (Gary playing a guitar solo)
| "Roadie Miscommunication Breakdown!" (run over by Limozeen tour bus)
| "P-P-Punt!" by Perry, then "Arena Rocked!" (Cut in half by a helicopter propeller)
| "English Lit!" (Larry breathing fire)
| N/A
|}

== Injuries and Deaths in other Teen Girl Squad appearances ==

* [[404'd]] and [[Neon 404'd]] — The Ugly One is "404'd!" (has arrows shot through her) by Arrow'd Guy.
* [[virus]] — The [[King of Town]] is repeatedly slapped by The Ugly One when [[The Virus]] sends him to the Teen Girl Squad world.
* [[love poems]] — [[Meredith]] and [[Kimberly]] get "Shakespeared!" (have a spear thrown through them) by Arrow'd Guy.
* [[Decomposing Pumpkins|Decomposing Pumpkin]] — [[Brainkrieg]]'s drummer is hit by a decomposing pumpkin.
* [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]] — The Ugly One gets "disemjowel'd" by a lunatic with a machété.
* [[Trogdor's Fiery Rage (video)|Trogdor's Fiery Rage]] — What's Her Face and the Gregs are crushed by a deck of cards.
* [[Disk 4 of 12 - FriendlyWare]] — What's Her Face is chopped in half with a "SYNTAXE ERROR" from [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters|BASICA]].

== Analysis ==

{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Character
! Survived, Uninjured
! Survived, Injured
! Survived (Total)
! Survived Alone
|-
| Cheerleader
| '''3''' (TGS 1, 2, 3)
| '''1''' (TGS 6)
| '''4''' (TGS 1, 2, 3, 6)
| '''1''' (TGS 1)
|-
| So and So
| '''2''' (TGS 2, 3)
| '''3''' (TGS 5, 6, 11)
| '''5''' (TGS 2, 3, 5, 6, 11)
| '''1''' (TGS 11)
|-
| What's Her Face
| '''2''' (TGS 5, 12)
| '''4''' (TGS 2, 3, 4, 6)
| '''6''' (TGS 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 12)
| '''1''' (TGS 12)
|-
| The Ugly One
| '''4''' (TGS 2, 10, 14, 15)
| '''3''' (TGS 3, 4, 6)
| '''7''' (2, 3, 4, 6, 10, 14, 15)
| '''3''' (TGS 10, 14, 15)
|}

{| class="wikitable"
|-
! colspan="2" style="text-align:center;background-color:#ccf;" | [[Teen Girl Squad]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;background-color:#ddf" | '''Characters'''
| '''''Main:''''' [[Cheerleader]], [[So and So]], [[What's Her Face]], [[The Ugly One]] '''''[[The Gregs|Gregs]]:''''' [[Sci-Fi Greg]], [[D n' D Greg]], [[Open Source Greg]], [[Japanese Culture Greg]] '''''[[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters|Minor]]:''''' [[Arrow'd Guy]], [[Birds (Teen Girl Squad)|The Birds]], [[Brainkrieg]], [[Fighting Growlbacks]], [[Manolios Ugly One|Manolios]], [[Mr. Pitters]], [[Mrs. Commanderson]], [[Olympic Man and Coach]], [[Peacey P]], [[Quarterman]], [[she likes cloth]], [[Thomas]], [[Tompkins]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;background-color:#ddf" | '''Issues'''
| '''''Main:''''' [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1|Issue 1]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2|Issue 2]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|Issue 3]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|Issue 4]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|Issue 5]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 6|Issue 6]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|Issue 7]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8|Issue 8]], [[HomestarRunner.com: PAY PLUS!|Issue 8½]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|Issue 9]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|Issue 10]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|Issue 11]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12|Issue 12]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13|Issue 13]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14|Issue 14]], [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15|Issue 15]] '''''[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People|SBCG4AP]]:''''' [[Homestar Ruiner Teen Girl Squad|Homestar Ruiner]], [[Strong Badia the Free Cave Girl Squad|Cave Girl Squad]], [[Baddest of the Bands Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen|Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen]] '''''Toons:''''' [[4 Gregs]], [[Decomposing Pumpkins]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;background-color:#ddf" | '''Miscellaneous'''
| [[Teen Girl Squad Locations|Locations]], [[Teen Girl Squad Other Costumes|Costumes]], [[Teen Girl Squad (theme song)|Theme Song]], [[Fangs]], [[-'d]], [[Ow! My X!]], [[Captioned Transitions]]
|-
| style="text-align:center;background-color:#ddf" | '''Other'''
| '''Teen Girl Squad Deaths''', [[404'd]], [[Neon 404'd]], [[Podstar Runner|Teen Girl Squadcast]]
|}
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