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The girls are looking SO GOOD!

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'''Teen Girl Squad''' is [[Strong Bad]]'s comic series, crudely drawn on [[Paper Background|notebook paper]], centered around four blandly-named teenage girls — [[Cheerleader]], [[So and So]], [[What's Her Face]], and [[The Ugly One]] — and their futile attempts to become popular, attract cute boys, and look "SO GOOD!". Each issue shows the girls performing different stereotypical teenage activities, such as going to the mall, babysitting, or taking exams, often ending in the girls' [[Teen Girl Squad Deaths|strange and gruesome deaths]] thanks to Strong Bad's overactive imagination. Due to the series' loose continuity, the girls always return from their untimely deaths before the next issue, or sometimes later in the episode.

The series began in the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[comic]], when a girl named Brittany asked Strong Bad to make a comic strip about her four friends. Strong Bad's spur-of-the-moment comic soon became a series of its own, with fifteen installments, two spin-off shorts, and numerous appearances in unrelated toons. [[The Brothers Chaps]] have also admitted to using it as an outlet for [[The Only Girl|new female characters]].

The most popular [[Running Gags|running gags]] in the series are the girls' catchphrase, "SO GOOD!"; the vocalized [[Onomatopoeia|onomatopoeias]] used when a character dies, often ending in [[-'d]] as in "MSG'd" or "cerebullum'd"; and the girls' unorthodox exclamations of pain in the format [[Ow! My X!]], such as "my most of me" or "my [[Style|style]]". Each issue ends with Strong Bad exclaiming "IT'S OVER!".

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== Contents ==

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* [#Issues 1 Issues]
** [#Spin-Offs 1.1 Spin-Offs]
** [#Strong_Bad.27s_Cool_Game_for_Attractive_People 1.2 Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]
** [#Other_Appearances 1.3 Other Appearances]
* [#Menu 2 Menu]
* [#Fun_Facts 3 Fun Facts]
* [#External_Links 4 External Links]

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<span id="issues"></span>
== <span class="mw-headline">Issues</span> ==

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! Screenshot
! Issue
! Running Time
! Date
|-
| [[File:tgs1.PNG|[[File:tgs1.PNG|100px|thumb]]]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1|Issue 1]]<br />
(from [[comic]])
| 0:52
| December 2, 2002
|-
| [[File:Tgs2.PNG|[[File:Tgs2.PNG|100px|thumb]]]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2|Issue 2]]
| 1:12
| February 10, 2003
|-
| [[File:tgs3.PNG|[[File:tgs3.PNG|100px|thumb]]]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|Issue 3]]
| 1:37
| May 12, 2003
|-
| [[File:tgs4.png|[[File:tgs4.png|100px|thumb]]]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|Issue 4]]
| 1:38
| September 15, 2003
|-
| [[File:tgs5.PNG|[[File:tgs5.PNG|100px|thumb]]]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|Issue 5]]
| 1:57
| March 1, 2004
|-
| [[File:tgs6.PNG|[[File:tgs6.PNG|100px|thumb]]]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 6|Issue 6]]<br />
([[Decemberween]] Special)
| 1:22
| July 12, 2004
|-
| [[File:tgs7.PNG|[[File:tgs7.PNG|100px|thumb]]]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|Issue 7]]<br />
(Teeny Tiny Girl Squad)
| 1:53
| August 23, 2004
|-
| [[File:Kissy Boots.PNG|[[File:Kissy_Boots.PNG|100px|thumb]]]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8|Issue 8]]
| 2:24
| January 17, 2005
|-
| [[File:Drivers Eded.png|[[File:Drivers_Eded.png|100px|thumb]]]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|Issue 9]]
| 2:05
| June 20, 2005
|-
| [[File:TeenGirlSquad10.PNG|[[File:TeenGirlSquad10.PNG|100px|thumb]]]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|Issue 10]]<br />
(Tenthennial Extravaganza)
| 3:34
| October 10, 2005
|-
| [[File:TeenGirlSquad11.PNG|[[File:TeenGirlSquad11.PNG|100px|thumb]]]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|Issue 11]]
| 3:30
| July 17, 2006
|-
| [[File:TeenGirlSquad12.png|[[File:TeenGirlSquad12.png|100px|thumb]]]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12|Issue 12]]<br />
(Valentimes Day Special)
| 3:20
| February 12, 2007
|-
| [[File:TeenGirlSquad13.png|[[File:TeenGirlSquad13.png|100px|thumb]]]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13|Issue 13]]
| 3:25
| June 18, 2007
|-
| [[File:tgs14 Scantron armor.png|[[File:tgs14_Scantron_armor.png|100px|thumb]]]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14|Issue 14]]
| 3:40
| May 12, 2008
|-
| [[File:tgs 15.png|[[File:tgs_15.png|100px|thumb]]]]
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15|Issue 15]]
| 4:14
| May 11, 2009
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<span id="spin-offs"></span>
=== <span class="mw-headline">Spin-Offs</span> ===

These are also listed on the Teen Girl Squad menu despite not being proper issues.

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! Screenshot
! Issue
! Running Time
! Date
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| [[File:FourGregs.png|[[File:FourGregs.png|100px|thumb]]]]
| [[4 Gregs]]
| 3:20
| February 16, 2009
|-
| [[File:brainkrieg.png|[[File:brainkrieg.png|100px|thumb]]]]
| [[Decomposing Pumpkins]]
| 1:35
| October 19, 2009
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=== <span class="mw-headline">''Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People''</span> ===

During the first three episodes of [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]], Strong Bad makes some Teen Girl Squad comics. In the first two episodes, the comics are mini-games where the goal is to kill all four girls before the comic ends; the more Strong Bad laughs, the higher the player's score. This requires using the correct items on the right girls during the right scenes; however, some items are unavailable until Strong Bad finds the corresponding card elsewhere in the game.

In [[Baddest of the Bands]], the Teen Girl Squad issue is non-interactive.

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! Screenshot
! Issue
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| [[File:TgsComicCreator.PNG|[[File:TgsComicCreator.PNG|100px|thumb]]]]
| [[Homestar Ruiner Teen Girl Squad]]
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| [[File:CaveGirlSquad.png|[[File:CaveGirlSquad.png|100px|thumb]]]]
| [[Strong Badia the Free Cave Girl Squad]]
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| [[File:TGSMeetsLimozeen.png|[[File:TGSMeetsLimozeen.png|100px|thumb]]]]
| [[Baddest of the Bands Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen]]
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<span id="other-appearances"></span>
=== <span class="mw-headline">Other Appearances</span> ===

* [[404'd]]
* Email [[privileges]] (One of [[The Cheat]]'s privileges is to ghostwrite an issue of TGS)
* Email [[virus]] (Issue [[Pi|3.14159265and the rest]])
* Email [[theme park]] (Easter egg)
* Email [[death metal]]
* [[HomestarRunner.com: PAY PLUS!]] (a segment of Teen Girl Squad is shown)
* Email [[pizza joint]]
* Email [[love poems]]
* Email [[magic trick]] (Easter egg)
* [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]]
* [[Really Cool Boat]]
* [[Decemberweenvent Calendar]] ([[Decemberweenvent Calendar|Day 13]])

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== <span class="mw-headline"> Menu </span> ==

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Teen Girl Squad menu

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'''Menu Page Title:''' T33n G1rl Squ4dx0rx!!

Teen Girl Squad used to have its own menu page, at [[homestarrunner.com]]/tgsmenu.html. Currently, TGS toons are simply listed in a submenu of the [[TV Time Toons Menu]].

Each time the Teen Girl Squad menu page loaded, phrases said by the girls and the message on Cheerleader's shirt changed:

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! Quote
! style="text-align: center;"| Cheerleader's shirt
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| '''THE UGLY ONE:''' teacher just called me "young man"
| style="text-align: center;"| solid<br />
gold
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| '''THE UGLY ONE:''' i'm in love with liquid paper.
| style="text-align: center;"| party<br />
[[Thyme|thyme]]
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| '''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' nothing is cool.
| style="text-align: center;"| hott<br />
type!
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| '''SO AND SO:''' on a roll with Honor Roll.
| style="text-align: center;"| rich<br />
[[Grrl|grrl]]
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| '''CHEERLEADER:''' you can't be popular AND smart
| style="text-align: center;"| 2<br />
cool<br />
4<br />
u
|-
| '''CHEERLEADER:''' lets have a boy/girl party!
| style="text-align: center;"| boy<br />
:P<br />
monger
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| '''ALL EXCEPT CHEERLEADER:''' SO GOOD!
| style="text-align: center;"| 2<br />
cute
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Different toons' back buttons link to different places. Teen Girl Squad issues 1-3, 8-10 and 13 link back to the [[TV Time Toons Menu]] while the rest links back to the Teen Girl Squad Menu (now a [[Neon 404'd]]).

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== <span class="mw-headline">Fun Facts</span> ==

* Every episode has a different "description" of each girl on their title cards at the beginning. An extra set of these descriptions is also viewable in the preview of Teen Girl Squad on the [[TV Time Toons Menu]], which can be seen by holding the cursor over the Teen Girl Squad button ([https://old.homestarrunner.com/menuswfs/menu_tgs.swf swf file here]). The descriptions tend to refer to Cheerleader's spoiled nature, So and So's book-smarts, What's Her Face's awkwardness or poverty, and The Ugly One's weirdness or lack of hygiene.

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! Cheerleader
! So and So
! What's Her Face
! The Ugly One
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| [[TV Time Toons Menu|Toons Menu]]
| hair products!
| plaid skirt!
| baggy clothes!
| drill team!
|-
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 1|Issue 1]]
| cheer!
| fashion sense!
| unpopular!
| hygiene?
|-
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 2|Issue 2]]
| growth spurt!
| school spirit!
| pity friend!
| [[psoriasis]]!
|-
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3|Issue 3]]
| boy crazy!
| math crazy!
| whatev!
| actually crazy
|-
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4|Issue 4]]
| cool parents!
| student council!
| shop lifting?
| prepaid lunch!
|-
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|Issue 5]]
| two piece!
| one piece!
| same clothes!
| three piece?!!
|-
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 6|Issue 6]]
| wants a pony
| wants a savings bond
| wants a new stepdad
| wants to be cheerleader
|-
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7|Issue 7]]
| fattycakes!
| polite and boring!
| lice and more!
| boy or girl?
|-
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8|Issue 8]]
| top 40 hits!
| hooked on classics!
| college radio!
| listens to pinebark!
|-
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|Issue 9]]
| backyard pool!
| library!
| 24 hour diner!
| parking deck?
|-
| Issue 9 [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|(YouTube version)]]
| pool lifeguard!
| math tutor!
| sandwich artist!
| still goes to camp!
|-
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10|Issue 10]]
| groovy grapefruit pink
| viscious violent violet
| radacious bodadical razzberry blue
| gnarly nursing home green
|-
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11|Issue 11]]
| cell phone!
| pager!
| rotary phone!
| geiger counter!
|-
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12|Issue 12]]
| red undies!
| whitman's sampler!
| black roses!
| pink eye!
|-
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13|Issue 13]]
| $15/hour!!
| ''{not in intro}''
| $4.75/hour!
| plain yogurt/hour!
|-
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14|Issue 14]]
| most likely to!
| more than likely to succeed!
| least likely to care
| like, mostly to secede?
|-
| [[Homestar Ruiner Teen Girl Squad|Homestar Ruiner]]
| college boys!!
| mathlete boys!!
| any boys!!
| shrimp po'boys!
|-
| [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 15|Issue 15]]
| strapless!
| puffy sleeves!
| tie and t-shirt!
| leftover brine??!
|}

* The AhnbergHand [[Fonts|font]] used for Strong Bad's handwriting contains a few European-style slashes, including lowercase 'q' which [[The Brothers Chaps]] have been known to "Americanize". However, they have not altered the European seven in the current Teen Girl Squad main menu.

* The page title (T33n G1rl Squ4dx0rx!!11) is Teen Girl Squad[[Leet|xorx]]!!!! in [[Internet Slang|leetspeak]].

* So and So was originally referred to as Kristen in the first issue, with the name coming from the original suggestion. Shortly afterwards, though, she is called Kristina, making it clear that Strong Bad was already forgetting the names.

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== <span class="mw-headline">External Links </span> ==

* [https://homestarrunner.com/toons#Teen%20Girl%20Squad view the Teen Girl Squad listings on the TV Time Toon Menu]

* [https://old.homestarrunner.com/tgsmenu.html view the Teen Girl Squad menu] on the old [[Flash]] site
* [https://old.homestarrunner.com/tgsmenu.swf view the Flash file for the Teen Girl Squad menu]

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| style="width: 11.11%"| '''[[Big Toons]]'''
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''Dec 24, 2016''

| style="width: 11.11%"| '''[[Shorts]]'''
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''Apr 16, 2025''

| style="width: 11.11%"| '''[[Toons|Holidays]]'''
[[Fanstume (singular) '24|Fanstume (singular) '24]]<br />
''Nov 30, 2024''

| style="width: 11.11%"| '''[[Puppet Stuff]]'''
[[Kick The Cheat Returns!]]<br />
''February 25, 2025''

| style="width: 11.11%"| '''[[Strong Bad Email]]'''
[[robots]]<br />
''Nov 24, 2025''

| style="width: 11.11%"| '''[[Video Stuff]]'''
[[Homestar Anniversary Merch]]<br />
''November 17, 2025''

| style="width: 11.11%"| ''''''Teen Girl Squad''''''
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''May 11, 2009''

| style="width: 11.11%"| '''[[Marzipan's Answering Machine]]'''
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| style="width: 11.11%"| '''[[YouTube]]'''
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