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	On March 15, 2008, [[They Might Be Giants]] performed at the Variety Playhouse in Atlanta, GA. They were joined on-stage by Puppet [[Homestar Runner]]. They had a discussion and John Linnel told some jokes to the audience, and then sang ~~"~~[[index.php/I Am Not Your Broom\|I Am Not Your Broom]].~~"~~		On March 15, 2008, [[They Might Be Giants]] performed at the Variety Playhouse in Atlanta, GA. They were joined on-stage by Puppet [[Homestar Runner]]. They had a discussion and John Linnel told some jokes to the audience, and then sang "[[index.php/I Am Not Your Broom\|I Am Not Your Broom]]."

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	* [#Transcript 1 Transcript]
	** [#I_Am_Not_Your_Broom 1.1 I Am Not Your Broom]
	* [#External_Links 2 External Links]
	* [#See_Also 3 See Also]

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	'''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hi, kids! Hi, large kids—too—with small kids on their shoulders!		'''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hi, kids! Hi, large kids—too—with small kids on their shoulders!
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	'''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Bum-bum-ba-dum!		'''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Bum-bum-ba-dum!

	'''JOHN LINNELL:''' Um...the answer— the answer is a fish with— a fish with no eye is called a ~~"~~fsh.~~"~~		'''JOHN LINNELL:''' Um...the answer— the answer is a fish with— a fish with no eye is called a "fsh."

	'''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's pretty good. That's pretty good.		'''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's pretty good. That's pretty good.
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	'''JOHN LINNELL:''' This is how I feel about that.		'''JOHN LINNELL:''' This is how I feel about that.

	~~<span id~~=~~"i-am-not-your-broom"></span>~~		=== I Am Not Your Broom ===
	==~~= <span class="mw-headline">~~I Am Not Your Broom~~</span>~~ ===

	'''JOHN LINNELL:''' Now, Broom, you must now sweep for me, the dust that fills my room.		'''JOHN LINNELL:''' Now, Broom, you must now sweep for me, the dust that fills my room.
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	'''JOHN LINNELL:''' Okay.		'''JOHN LINNELL:''' Okay.

	'''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' It's like ~~"~~Get some Oxy Clean, kid!~~"~~		'''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' It's like "Get some Oxy Clean, kid!"

	'''JOHN LINNELL:''' Thanks for coming.		'''JOHN LINNELL:''' Thanks for coming.
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	'''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' A-swish-swish-swish-swish-swish-swish-swish...swish-swish-swish-swish-swish.		'''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' A-swish-swish-swish-swish-swish-swish-swish...swish-swish-swish-swish-swish.

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	* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02WIAH9JrbU Video of the concert]		* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02WIAH9JrbU Video of the concert]

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	* [[TMBG Concert - 25 Sep 2004]]		* [[TMBG Concert - 25 Sep 2004]]
	* [[TMBG Concert - 3 May 2006]]		* [[TMBG Concert - 3 May 2006]]
	* [[TMBG Concert - 5 Mar 2010]]		* [[TMBG Concert - 5 Mar 2010]]
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On March 15, 2008, [[They Might Be Giants]] performed at the Variety Playhouse in Atlanta, GA. They were joined on-stage by Puppet [[Homestar Runner]]. They had a discussion and John Linnel told some jokes to the audience, and then sang "[[index.php/I Am Not Your Broom|I Am Not Your Broom]]."

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<span id="contents"></span>
== Contents ==

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* [#Transcript 1 Transcript]
** [#I_Am_Not_Your_Broom 1.1 I Am Not Your Broom]
* [#External_Links 2 External Links]
* [#See_Also 3 See Also]

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<span id="transcript"></span>
== <span class="mw-headline"> Transcript </span> ==

'''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hi, kids! Hi, large kids—too—with small kids on their shoulders!

'''JOHN LINNELL:''' Hi, Homestar. How's it going?

'''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hi, Johns! Hi—hi, Dans! ''{grudgingly}'' Hi, Marty...How you guys doing?

'''JOHN LINNELL:''' We're doing pretty good. Except for the flu thing.

'''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, yeah. He keeps messin' up your song names.

'''JOHN LINNELL:''' Yeah.

'''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' He's the song mangulist.

'''JOHN LINNELL:''' That's so true, Homestar.

'''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You said to bring the jokes.

'''JOHN LINNELL:''' Yeah. You got any more jokes?

'''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Nope.

'''JOHN LINNELL:''' Apparently you don't. Okay, good. Good. You want to hear a joke?

'''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I do, I do!

'''JOHN LINNELL:''' What do you call a deer with no eyes?

'''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' A deer with no eyes...I don't know!

'''JOHN LINNELL:''' I have no eye-deer. Wait. I got— I got another one.

'''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh!

'''JOHN LINNELL:''' But you've gotta— you've gotta try and— try and come up with an answer for this one.

'''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay, okay. Sorry.

'''JOHN LINNELL:''' What do you call a fish with no eye?

'''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' A blue whale!

'''JOHN LINNELL:''' That is incorrect.

'''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What?!

'''JOHN LINNELL:''' Where's my buzzer sound? I don't have it out.

'''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Bum-bum-ba-dum!

'''JOHN LINNELL:''' Um...the answer— the answer is a fish with— a fish with no eye is called a "fsh."

'''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's pretty good. That's pretty good.

'''JOHN LINNELL:''' Yes, it is.

'''JOHN FLANSBURGH:''' Hey, I don't wanna— I don't wanna interrupt the whole joke thing, 'cause I know you guys have an engagement, a concord in a couple weeks-

'''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Right, right.

'''JOHN FLANSBURGH:''' But uh...I think— I think maybe we should do a song.

'''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay!

'''JOHN LINNELL:''' This is how I feel about that.

<span id="i-am-not-your-broom"></span>
=== <span class="mw-headline">I Am Not Your Broom</span> ===

'''JOHN LINNELL:''' Now, Broom, you must now sweep for me, the dust that fills my room.

'''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No, John, I will not sweep for you, for I am not your broom.

'''JOHN LINNELL:''' What nonsense are you speaking, Broom? My words you must obey!

'''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Another life awaits me and I'm leaving you today! I am not your broom! I am not your broom! I've had enough, I'm casting off these chains of servitude! I am not your broom! I am not your broom! No longer will I sweep for you, for I am not your broom!

'''JOHN FLANSBURGH:''' Now— now hold on there, Homestar. I'm confused. You— you said a word I didn't know. I've never heard this word before— servitude. What does that— servitude mean? You've gotta—

'''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Servitude?

'''JOHN LINNELL:''' Yeah.

'''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's what you get when you go to the drive through window and there's a teenage kid working there. Get y'all out some servitude!

'''JOHN LINNELL:''' Okay.

'''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' It's like "Get some Oxy Clean, kid!"

'''JOHN LINNELL:''' Thanks for coming.

''{John begins to play the chorus to I am not your Broom.}''

'''PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' A-swish-swish-swish-swish-swish-swish-swish...swish-swish-swish-swish-swish.

<span id="external-links"></span>
== <span class="mw-headline">External Links</span> ==

* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02WIAH9JrbU Video of the concert]

<span id="see-also"></span>
== <span class="mw-headline">See Also</span> ==

* [[TMBG Concert - 25 Sep 2004]]
* [[TMBG Concert - 3 May 2006]]
* [[TMBG Concert - 5 Mar 2010]]

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[/wiki/Special:Categories Categories]: <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Interviews and Public Appearances|Interviews and Public Appearances]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Puppet Jam|Puppet Jam]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography|Homestar Runner Filmography]]</span>

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