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	'''Swiss Cake Rolls''' are frosted, cylindrical chocolate [[Cake\|cakes]] with a cream swirl inside. As such, they are a favorite snack food in [[Free Country, USA]] and in the real world, too. Sometimes they are treated as characters.		'''Swiss Cake Rolls''' are frosted, cylindrical chocolate [[Cake\|cakes]] with a cream swirl inside. As such, they are a favorite snack food in [[Free Country, USA]] and in the real world, too. Sometimes they are treated as characters.

	Although other companies make a similar product (e.g. [[Ho Hos\|Hostess Ho Hos]]), [[McKee Foods\|Little Debbie Snacks]] makes a cake with the name Swiss Rolls (Swiss Cake Rolls at the time most of these toons were made).		Although other companies make a similar product (e.g. [[Ho Hos\|Hostess Ho Hos]]), [[McKee Foods\|Little Debbie Snacks]] makes a cake with the name Swiss Rolls (Swiss Cake Rolls at the time most of these toons were made).

	In [[Strong Badia the Free]], they are called ~~"~~Creamy Ding Snack Cakes~~"~~ to avoid trademark issues.		In [[Strong Badia the Free]], they are called "Creamy Ding Snack Cakes" to avoid trademark issues.

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	* [[Strong Bad Email\|Strong Bad Email Automatic Response]] — Back when [[Strong Bad Email]] was relatively new, whenever one emailed [[Strong Bad]], ~~one~~ got an automatic response, in which Strong Bad said he would read the email after finishing off some Swiss Cake Rolls.		* [[Strong Bad Email\|Strong Bad Email Automatic Response]] — Back when [[Strong Bad Email]] was relatively new, whenever one emailed [[Strong Bad]], they got an automatic response, in which Strong Bad said he would read the email after finishing off some Swiss Cake Rolls.
	* Email [[invisibility]] — Strong Bad steals a bunch of these from [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] while invisible. [[Bubs]] treats the rolls as if they were a real character, saying, ~~"~~My [[Chocolate\|chocolates]]! Come back, chocolates! I didn't mean what I said...~~"~~ [[Homestar Runner]] also [[Pseudocharacters\|treats the seemingly floating food items as characters]], and after being punched by invisible Strong Bad, Homestar comments that ~~"~~those things are bad for you~~"~~. Strong Bad then proceeds to eat them on [[The Couch\|his couch]], and attempts in vain to have [[Strong Mad]] listen to a ~~"~~talking~~"~~ Swiss Cake Roll.		* Email [[invisibility]] — Strong Bad steals a bunch of these from [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] while invisible. [[Bubs]] treats the rolls as if they were a real character, saying, "My [[Chocolate\|chocolates]]! Come back, chocolates! I didn't mean what I said..." [[Homestar Runner]] also [[Pseudocharacters\|treats the seemingly floating food items as characters]], and after being punched by invisible Strong Bad, Homestar comments that "those things are bad for you". Strong Bad then proceeds to eat them on [[The Couch\|his couch]], and attempts in vain to have [[Strong Mad]] listen to a "talking" Swiss Cake Roll.
	** Email [[personal favorites]] — ~~The first~~ Swiss Cake Roll scene from ~~"~~invisibility~~"~~ is shown in a flashback.		** Email [[personal favorites]] — Homestar's Swiss Cake Roll scene from "invisibility" is shown in a flashback.
	** Email [[do over]] ([[do over\|DVD commentary]]) — [[Matt Chapman]] says that the ~~"~~floating box of Swiss Cake Rolls~~"~~ was his favorite part of the email invisibility.		** Email [[do over]] ([[do over\|DVD commentary]]) — [[Matt Chapman]] says that the "floating box of Swiss Cake Rolls" was his favorite part of the email "invisibility".
	* Email [[50 emails]] — The occasion is celebrated with a Swiss Cake Roll adorned with a ~~"~~50~~"~~ candle.		* Email [[50 emails]] — The occasion is celebrated with a Swiss Cake Roll adorned with a "50" candle.
	* [[The System is Down]] — According to the cartoon, the website went down because someone (implied to be Strong Bad) crammed two Swiss Cake Rolls into the disk drive/motherboard of the server.		* [[The System is Down]] — According to the cartoon, the website went down because someone (implied to be Strong Bad) crammed two Swiss Cake Rolls into the disk drive/motherboard of the server.
	* Email [[big white face]] — In the [[Easter egg]], Swiss Cake Rolls (along with the ~~"~~50~~"~~ candle from 50 emails) are one of the things that can be added to [[The Poopsmith]]'s cake.		* Email [[big white face]] — In the [[Easter egg]], Swiss Cake Rolls (along with the "50" candle from 50 emails) are one of the things that can be added to [[The Poopsmith]]'s cake.
	* Email [[crying]] ([[crying\|DVD commentary]]) — [[The Brothers Chaps]] speculate that Homestar may have been talking to Swiss Cake Rolls in the [[Interrupted Conversations\|interrupted conversation]].		* Email [[crying]] ([[crying\|DVD commentary]]) — [[The Brothers Chaps]] speculate that Homestar may have been talking to Swiss Cake Rolls in the [[Interrupted Conversations\|interrupted conversation]].
	* Email [[garage sale]] — Strong Bad attempts to sell some Swiss Cake Rolls at the garage sale for $50.		* Email [[garage sale]] — Strong Bad attempts to sell some Swiss Cake Rolls at the garage sale for $50.
	* Email [[original]] — A box of Swiss Cake Rolls is seen on a table in [[The Field]].		* Email [[original]] — A box of Swiss Cake Rolls is seen on a table in [[The Field]].
	* Email [[diorama]] — Strong Bad uses a partially eaten ~~swiss cake roll~~ in his ''[[The King of Town]]'s Adventures in Giant [[Gavin\|Cockroachland]]'' diorama.		* Email [[diorama]] — Strong Bad uses a partially eaten Swiss Cake Roll in his ''[[The King of Town]]'s Adventures in Giant [[Gavin\|Cockroachland]]'' diorama.
	* [[Strong Badia the Free]] — The King of Town imposes a tax on all emails, in the form of one ~~"~~Creamy Ding Snack Cake~~"~~ per email sent or received. Much later, Strong Bad imposes a tax on all Creamy Ding Snack Cakes in order to remove the King of Town from [[House of the Brothers Strong\|Strong Bad's house]].		* [[Strong Badia the Free]] — The King of Town imposes a [[Taxes\|tax]] on all emails, in the form of one "Creamy Ding Snack Cake" per email sent or received. Much later, Strong Bad imposes a tax on all Creamy Ding Snack Cakes in order to remove the King of Town from [[House of the Brothers Strong\|Strong Bad's house]].
			* [[Back To A Website\|Back to a Website]] — A URL mentioned in this toon leads to the secret page [[localhtmell]], in which a Swiss Cake Roll is hidden in a 3D model of a [[Datum Center Computers\|Datum Center computer]].
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'''Swiss Cake Rolls''' are frosted, cylindrical chocolate [[Cake|cakes]] with a cream swirl inside. As such, they are a favorite snack food in [[Free Country, USA]] and in the real world, too. Sometimes they are treated as characters.

Although other companies make a similar product (e.g. [[Ho Hos|Hostess Ho Hos]]), [[McKee Foods|Little Debbie Snacks]] makes a cake with the name Swiss Rolls (Swiss Cake Rolls at the time most of these toons were made).

In [[Strong Badia the Free]], they are called "Creamy Ding Snack Cakes" to avoid trademark issues.

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* [[Strong Bad Email|Strong Bad Email Automatic Response]] — Back when [[Strong Bad Email]] was relatively new, whenever one emailed [[Strong Bad]], they got an automatic response, in which Strong Bad said he would read the email after finishing off some Swiss Cake Rolls.
* Email [[invisibility]] — Strong Bad steals a bunch of these from [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] while invisible. [[Bubs]] treats the rolls as if they were a real character, saying, "My [[Chocolate|chocolates]]! Come back, chocolates! I didn't mean what I said..." [[Homestar Runner]] also [[Pseudocharacters|treats the seemingly floating food items as characters]], and after being punched by invisible Strong Bad, Homestar comments that "those things are bad for you". Strong Bad then proceeds to eat them on [[The Couch|his couch]], and attempts in vain to have [[Strong Mad]] listen to a "talking" Swiss Cake Roll.
** Email [[personal favorites]] — Homestar's Swiss Cake Roll scene from "invisibility" is shown in a flashback.
** Email [[do over]] ([[do over|DVD commentary]]) — [[Matt Chapman]] says that the "floating box of Swiss Cake Rolls" was his favorite part of the email "invisibility".
* Email [[50 emails]] — The occasion is celebrated with a Swiss Cake Roll adorned with a "50" candle.
* [[The System is Down]] — According to the cartoon, the website went down because someone (implied to be Strong Bad) crammed two Swiss Cake Rolls into the disk drive/motherboard of the server.
* Email [[big white face]] — In the [[Easter egg]], Swiss Cake Rolls (along with the "50" candle from 50 emails) are one of the things that can be added to [[The Poopsmith]]'s cake.
* Email [[crying]] ([[crying|DVD commentary]]) — [[The Brothers Chaps]] speculate that Homestar may have been talking to Swiss Cake Rolls in the [[Interrupted Conversations|interrupted conversation]].
* Email [[garage sale]] — Strong Bad attempts to sell some Swiss Cake Rolls at the garage sale for $50.
* Email [[original]] — A box of Swiss Cake Rolls is seen on a table in [[The Field]].
* Email [[diorama]] — Strong Bad uses a partially eaten Swiss Cake Roll in his ''[[The King of Town]]'s Adventures in Giant [[Gavin|Cockroachland]]'' diorama.
* [[Strong Badia the Free]] — The King of Town imposes a [[Taxes|tax]] on all emails, in the form of one "Creamy Ding Snack Cake" per email sent or received. Much later, Strong Bad imposes a tax on all Creamy Ding Snack Cakes in order to remove the King of Town from [[House of the Brothers Strong|Strong Bad's house]].
* [[Back To A Website|Back to a Website]] — A URL mentioned in this toon leads to the secret page [[localhtmell]], in which a Swiss Cake Roll is hidden in a 3D model of a [[Datum Center Computers|Datum Center computer]].

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	* [[Strong Bad Email\|Strong Bad Email Automatic Response]] — Back when [[Strong Bad Email]] was relatively new, whenever one emailed [[Strong Bad]], ~~they~~ got an automatic response, in which Strong Bad said he would read the email after finishing off some Swiss Cake Rolls.		* [[Strong Bad Email\|Strong Bad Email Automatic Response]] — Back when [[Strong Bad Email]] was relatively new, whenever one emailed [[Strong Bad]], one got an automatic response, in which Strong Bad said he would read the email after finishing off some Swiss Cake Rolls.
	* Email [[invisibility]] — Strong Bad steals a bunch of these from [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] while invisible. [[Bubs]] treats the rolls as if they were a real character, saying, "My [[Chocolate\|chocolates]]! Come back, chocolates! I didn't mean what I said..." [[Homestar Runner]] also [[Pseudocharacters\|treats the seemingly floating food items as characters]], and after being punched by invisible Strong Bad, Homestar comments that "those things are bad for you". Strong Bad then proceeds to eat them on [[The Couch\|his couch]], and attempts in vain to have [[Strong Mad]] listen to a "talking" Swiss Cake Roll.		* Email [[invisibility]] — Strong Bad steals a bunch of these from [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] while invisible. [[Bubs]] treats the rolls as if they were a real character, saying, "My [[Chocolate\|chocolates]]! Come back, chocolates! I didn't mean what I said..." [[Homestar Runner]] also [[Pseudocharacters\|treats the seemingly floating food items as characters]], and after being punched by invisible Strong Bad, Homestar comments that "those things are bad for you". Strong Bad then proceeds to eat them on [[The Couch\|his couch]], and attempts in vain to have [[Strong Mad]] listen to a "talking" Swiss Cake Roll.
	** Email [[personal favorites]] — ~~Homestar's~~ Swiss Cake Roll scene from "invisibility" is shown in a flashback.		** Email [[personal favorites]] — The first Swiss Cake Roll scene from "invisibility" is shown in a flashback.
	** Email [[do over]] ([[do over\|DVD commentary]]) — [[Matt Chapman]] says that the "floating box of Swiss Cake Rolls" was his favorite part of the email ~~"~~invisibility~~"~~.		** Email [[do over]] ([[do over\|DVD commentary]]) — [[Matt Chapman]] says that the "floating box of Swiss Cake Rolls" was his favorite part of the email invisibility.
	* Email [[50 emails]] — The occasion is celebrated with a Swiss Cake Roll adorned with a "50" candle.		* Email [[50 emails]] — The occasion is celebrated with a Swiss Cake Roll adorned with a "50" candle.
	* [[The System is Down]] — According to the cartoon, the website went down because someone (implied to be Strong Bad) crammed two Swiss Cake Rolls into the disk drive/motherboard of the server.		* [[The System is Down]] — According to the cartoon, the website went down because someone (implied to be Strong Bad) crammed two Swiss Cake Rolls into the disk drive/motherboard of the server.
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	* Email [[garage sale]] — Strong Bad attempts to sell some Swiss Cake Rolls at the garage sale for $50.		* Email [[garage sale]] — Strong Bad attempts to sell some Swiss Cake Rolls at the garage sale for $50.
	* Email [[original]] — A box of Swiss Cake Rolls is seen on a table in [[The Field]].		* Email [[original]] — A box of Swiss Cake Rolls is seen on a table in [[The Field]].
	* Email [[diorama]] — Strong Bad uses a partially eaten ~~Swiss Cake Roll~~ in his ''[[The King of Town]]'s Adventures in Giant [[Gavin\|Cockroachland]]'' diorama.		* Email [[diorama]] — Strong Bad uses a partially eaten swiss cake roll in his ''[[The King of Town]]'s Adventures in Giant [[Gavin\|Cockroachland]]'' diorama.
	* [[Strong Badia the Free]] — The King of Town imposes a ~~[[Taxes\|~~tax]] on all emails, in the form of one "Creamy Ding Snack Cake" per email sent or received. Much later, Strong Bad imposes a tax on all Creamy Ding Snack Cakes in order to remove the King of Town from [[House of the Brothers Strong\|Strong Bad's house~~]].~~		* [[Strong Badia the Free]] — The King of Town imposes a tax on all emails, in the form of one "Creamy Ding Snack Cake" per email sent or received. Much later, Strong Bad imposes a tax on all Creamy Ding Snack Cakes in order to remove the King of Town from [[House of the Brothers Strong\|Strong Bad's house]].
	* [[Back To A Website\|Back to a Website]] — A URL mentioned in this toon leads to the secret page [[localhtmell]], in which a Swiss Cake Roll is hidden in a 3D model of a [[Datum Center Computers\|Datum Center computer]].

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