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''The dragon says it all.''

'''"Sucks"''', and other variations of the word, is a euphemistic [[Swears|swear]] used by the characters of the [[Homestar Runner universe]].

== Appearances ==

* [[Homestarloween Party]] — [[Homestar Runner]]'s shirt says "corporate rock still sucks".
* [[Strong Bad Sings]] — One of the songs is "Everyone Who Doesn't Like Me More Than Likely Sucks Real Bad".
* [[Homestar Quiz]] — One of the answers to the question about Strong Bad Sings is "Why Must You Suck So Bad?".
* [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] — The title has the word "sucky" in it.
* Email [[dullard]] — In the second comic from the DVD version, the take out guy says "YER JOB SUCKS."
* Email [[invisibility]] — One of the things the [[Tandy 400]] says in the Easter egg is "386? more like three eighty SUCKS!".
* [[Main Page 16]] — The action for rolling over "Characters" involves [[Strong Sad]] sledding by on a sled, yelling "This sucks!" as he hits a tree.
* Email [[dragon]] — Strong Bad names the first dragon he draws "[[The S is for Sucks|The S is for sucks]]".
* [[The Cheat's Character Video]] — The Cheat says to the viewer that he won't make a video for your band because "you guys suck".
* Email [[english paper]] — When Homestar says he is in [[Strong Bad]]'s house, Strong Bad says, "Oh, that sucks."
* Email [[the bet]] — Strong Bad says "Yeah, that sucks. Look, do you have any video games or, like, R-rated movies?"
* [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Sad says that he feels less like he sucks so bad.
* [[Peasant's Quest]] — If you give the second keeper the correct answer, he'll say "That's right. Oh. This sucks.", and if you type "this sucks", the game will respond, "Come now. Don't get discouraged."
* [[Hallrunner]] — If you talk to the computer, the outcome says "It was a computer. Voice recognition software still sucks."
* [[Shopping For Danger]] — One of the commanders says "old ladies ''SUCK!''"
* Email [[do over]] — Strong Bad wonders whether if he starts calling [[Coach Z]] Coach Zed, maybe he won't suck so bad.
* [[Biz Cas Fri 3]] — Homestar says that Mancuso at Accounting sucks, and that Gund[[erson]] doesn't suck.
* [[Trogdor Con '97]] — Strong Bad says that although a person's costume is accurate to the last detail, he says the TV show it is based off of "sucked!".
* Email [[geddup noise]] — Strong Sad wears a white T-shirt that reads "Corporate The Geddup Noise Still Sucks".
* [[Thy Dungeonman 3]] — The response to the command "jump off bridge" is "We're not at that point yet. Ye don't suck THAT badly at this game."
* Email [[redesign]] — When Strong Bad loses a game called "[[Sundae Drivin']]", he says "This game sucks."
* [[Lappynapped!]] — In the second Easter egg, Dolph Hauldhagen says "How many times a day do you ask yourself, 'Why do I suck?'".
* [[Happy Hallow-day]] — When Halloween night is almost over and there's no sign of Halloween night, Strong Bad says "Man, this sucks."
* [[Decemberween Short Shorts]] — Strong Bad says that the tube socks "totally sucks and [he] hates it".
* Email [[the movies]] — After Homestar wonders out loud how to spell tabasco, Strong Bad says "Were all the local sit-around-and-suck-out-loud places closed?!"
* [[DNA Evidence]] — Strong Sad says that Coach Z has a real sucky imagination.
* Email [[hygiene]] — Strong Bad says that the [[New Paper]] keeps sucking enough just to stay interesting.
* [[Trogday 08]] — Strong Bad sings an entire song about the S is for Sucks dragon.
* [[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]] — Strong Bad calls Strong Sad the Ghost of Christmas Suck.
* [[Somber Vacation]] — Strong Sad drinks a cup of coffee with beach sand on the rim, apparently known as a "Sucks on the Beach".
* [[Homestar Ruiner]] —
** At the track, Strong Bad says Homestar stinks, and "not in the metaphorical 'you suck'" kinda way.
** Strong Bad says that sports suck.
** Before he draws Marzipan's house on his map, he says he's got half a mind to go over to Marzipan's and give her a piece of the rest of his mind about not inviting his to her "[[Words Ending in -o|sucko]] party".
** At [[The King of Town]]'s [[The King of Town's Castle|castle]], if Strong Bad climbs through the ceiling while Strong Mad is there, he says "Here comes the suck."
** If you look at the Strong Sad trophy, Strong Sad will come and talk about his having asthma, and Strong Bad says "Yeah, yeah. Sucks to your asthmar!"
* [[Behind The Bad Chapter 1: The New Hire]] — When Strong Bad finds out his "office" is nothing but a closet, he says "Um... this sucks."
* Email [[being mean]] — Before and after the skit, Strong Bad says "You suck."
* [[Strong Badia the Free]] — After lighting the candle holders, Strong Bad says that the place still sucks.
* [[Baddest of the Bands]] —
** After hearing his band play for a few seconds, Strong Bad says, "Wow, we sssuck."
** When answering his second email, Strong Bad says that if you are over 24 that it sucks to be you.
* [[Most in the Graveyard]] — Strong Bad says that the King of Town's party sucks.
* [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] — Strong Bad says that the simula-TOR's reality virtually sucks.
* [[On Break]] — During Homestar's song, one of the lines states that one has to share a bathroom with a kid from Alabama and "that kinda sucks".
* [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]] — The title, like The House That Gave Sucky Treats, has the word "sucky" in it.

== See Also ==

* [[Crap]]
* [[Freaking]]
[[Category:Lists]]
[[Category:Word running gags]]

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