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<sfx>bells ringing</sfx>
</line>
<line start="78" end="151">
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
</line>
<line start="152" end="174">
<homestar sfx="sfx">yawns</homestar>
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<line start="206" end="213">
<sfx>record screech</sfx>
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<homestar>Oh crap!</homestar>
</line>
<line start="224" end="260 ">
<homestar>I set the alarm for 10 P.M. instead of A.M. again!</homestar>
</line>
<line start="261" end= "292">
<homestar>I was supposed to go Decemberween shopping today!</homestar>
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<sfx>record screech</sfx>
</line>
<line start="303" end="333">
<homestar>Oh crap! It's Decemberween already!</homestar>
</line>
<line start="341" end="347">
<sfx>slam</sfx>
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<line start="351" end="377">
<homestar>Oh crap! I ran into the door!</homestar>
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<sfx>door opening</sfx>
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<sfx>slams</sfx>
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<line start="422" end="446">
<homestar voiceover="voiceover">Oh crap, I fell down the stairs.</homestar>
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<line start="482" end="498">
<homestar sfx="sfx">sigh</homestar>
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<line start="503" end="515">
<homestar>And now, <span style="visibility:hidden">I ran out of the house, naked somehow.</span></homestar>
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<line start="516" end="531">
<homestar>And now, I ran out of the house, <span style="visibility:hidden">naked somehow.</span></homestar>
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<line start="532" end="546">
<homestar>And now, I ran out of the house, naked somehow.</homestar>
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<sfx>bells ringing</sfx>
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<line start="565" end="585">
<sfx>bells ringing</sfx>
<homestar>Ooh, but it is snowing.</homestar>
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<sfx>bells ringing</sfx>
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<sfx>music playing</sfx>
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<line start="734" end="770">
<strongmad>I LOVE YOU, TONY STONY!</strongmad>
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<line start="778" end="811">
<strongmad>NO, I LOVE YOU MORE!</strongmad>
</line>
<line start="817" end="860">
<strongbad>This thing is awesome. The Grabbo Arm demands respect.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="864" end="890">
<strongbad>I'd like to see somebody front on this.</strongbad>
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<line start="892" end="900">
<strongbad>Hey, The Cheat!</strongbad>
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<line start="901" end="905 ">
<strongbad>Hey, The Cheat!</strongbad>
<thecheat voiceover="voiceover">The Cheat noise</thecheat>
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<line start="906" end="921">
<strongbad>Grab a hold of that egg nog.</strongbad>
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<line start="922" end="932">
<thecheat voiceover="voiceover">The Cheat noises</thecheat>
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<line start="942" end="953 ">
<strongbad>Thanks, man.</strongbad>
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<sfx>ringing</sfx>
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<homestar>Listen up, shortstop. I need some presents.</homestar>
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<line start="1044" end="1072">
<homsar>Alms for the pudgy?</homsar>
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<line start="1076" end="1106">
<homsar>Alms for the pudgy?</homsar>
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<line start="1112" end="1140">
<homestar>Uhm, I don't know what any of that means,</homestar>
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<line start="1141" end="1184">
<homestar>but I will make use of your complimentary spit bucket.</homestar>
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<line start="1185" end="1198">
<homestar>Ahct-poo!</homestar>
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<line start="1203" end="1250">
<homsar>You're a real state trooper.</homsar>
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<sfx>bells ringing</sfx>
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<homestar>Bubs, I need to buy everyone and their brother Decemberween presents!</homestar>
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<homestar sfx="sfx">panting</homestar>
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<bubs>Running a little late, aren't we Homestar?</bubs>
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<homestar>I've got an hour and 45 minutes.</homestar>
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<line start="1398" end="1409">
<homestar>What do you got?</homestar>
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<bubs>Well, there's a bunch of my aught-four crap in that filthy box over there.</bubs>
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<bubs>Gotta make room for the aught-five crap!</bubs>
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<homestar>Okay, what do we got here?</homestar>
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<line start="1514" end="1525 ">
<homestar>Electrical tape?</homestar>
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<line start="1527" end="1545 ">
<homestar>Pom Pom loves electrical tape.</homestar>
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<line start="1546" end="1558">
<homestar>What else, what else?</homestar>
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<line start="1559" end="1575">
<homestar>Ohh, rusty steak knife.</homestar>
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<line start="1577" end="1601">
<homestar>That's got Coach Z written all over it.</homestar>
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<line start="1608" end="1635">
<coachz>Ooh, Salisbury steak!</coachz>
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<line start="1642" end="1652">
<coachz>Ring ring!</coachz>
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<line start="1662" end="1670">
<coachz>Hellor?</coachz>
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<line start="1672" end="1682">
<coachz>Ooh, Mom!</coachz>
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<line start="1687" end="1725">
<coachz>Well, a very cheery Decemberween to you too!</coachz>
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<line start="1734" end="1752">
<coachz>Oh, Dad, it's you!</coachz>
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<line start="1756" end="1768">
<coachz>Sorry about that.</coachz>
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<line start="1772" end="1851">
<coachz>Yes, sir, I cooked a turkey, with the gravied yams and stuffinged ham.</coachz>
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<line start="1853" end="1874">
<coachz>No, I'm not alone.</coachz>
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<line start="1881" end="1905">
<coachz>Yes, this phone is plugged in.</coachz>
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<line start="1910" end="1926">
<sfx>electrical sound</sfx>
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<line start="1927" end="1945">
<coachz>Aww, crackles.</coachz>
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<line start="1947" end="1994">
<coachz>I forgot to pay my bills again this year.</coachz>
</line>
<line start="2002" end="2023">
<homestar>Hey Bubs, check this out.</homestar>
</line>
<line start="2024" end="2052">
<homestar>For the Poopsmith who has everything.</homestar>
</line>
<line start="2054" end="2110">
<bubs>You give me anything in that box, you'll be gettin' a kick in the skull with a ribbon on it.</bubs>
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<line start="2111" end="2117">
<homestar>Right right.</homestar>
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<line start="2118" end="2138">
<homestar>Ribbons. Bubs loves ribbons.</homestar>
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<line start="2139" end="2153">
<homestar>Lessee... Strong Sad.</homestar>
</line>
<line start="2155" end="2172">
<homestar>Don't need to worry about Strong Sad.</homestar>
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<line start="2174" end="2226">
<strongsad voiceover="voiceover"><em>(singing)</em> One night in Bangkok and the rough got rougher...</strongsad>
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<line start="2241" end="2275">
<marzipan>If Homestar doesn't get here soon with my present,</marzipan>
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<line start="2278" end="2295">
<marzipan>I'm gonna cook his goose!</marzipan>
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<line start="2317" end="2347">
<homestar>Happy Decemberween, Marzi-man.</homestar>
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<line start="2371" end="2388">
<marzipan>Wire cutters?</marzipan>
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<line start="2389" end="2405">
<strongbad>Foolish Homestar.</strongbad>
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<line start="2410" end="2445">
<strongbad>Decemberween is not about getting people presents.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="2449" end="2474">
<strongbad>It's about getting people good presents!</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="2475" end="2488">
<strongbad>Good presents!</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="2489" end="2522">
<strongbad>Not this last-minute discount crap you're trying to foist on us!</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="2523" end="2535">
<strongbad>Not this last-minute discount crap you're trying to foist on us!</strongbad>
<marzipan>Oh, Homestar,</marzipan>
</line>
<line start="2536" end="2550">
<marzipan>it's perfect!</marzipan>
</line>
<line start="2552" end="2560">
<homestar>It is?</homestar>
<strongbad>It is?</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="2561" end="2619">
<sfx>music fades in</sfx>
<marzipan>This is just what I need to free the baby seals from the crab traps down at the wharfs.</marzipan>
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<line start="2622" end="2647">
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
<marzipan>Free the baby seals, yeah, yeah...</marzipan>
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<line start="2648" end="2670">
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
<marzipan>Free the baby seals, yeah, yeah...</marzipan>
<strongbad>Well, shut my mouth.</strongbad>
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<line start="2672" end="2702">
<homestar>Well well, Strong-o Bad-o.</homestar>
</line>
<line start="2705" end="2758">
<homestar>Looks like the ol' captain of the team still has what it takes.</homestar>
</line>
<line start="2759" end="2772">
<strongbad>Oh yeah?</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="2775" end="2804">
<strongbad>Well, the Grabbo Arm has what it takes,</strongbad>
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<line start="2809" end="2848">
<strongbad>and what it takes is Marzipan's purse.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="2854" end="2872">
<homestar>No skin off my back.</homestar>
</line>
<line start="2875" end="2889">
<strongbad>Hey, thanks!</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="2891" end="2929">
<strongbad>Have a nice last seven minutes of Decemberween, Homestar.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="2930" end="2962">
<strongbad>Have a nice last seven minutes of Decemberween, Homestar.</strongbad>
<homestar>There's only seven minutes left of Decemberween?!</homestar>
</line>
<line start="2963" end="2975">
<homestar>Oh, crap!</homestar>
</line>
<line start="2976" end="2998">
<homestar>I forgot to get everyone presents!</homestar>
</line>
<line start="3007" end="3049">
<strongbad>Ugh, it goes on and on like this.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="3050" end="3087">
<strongbad>Ugh, it goes on and on like this.</strongbad>
<homestar volume="0.8" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, crap! There's only seven minutes left of Decemberween?!</homestar>
</line>
<line start="3089" end="3099">
<strongbad>Seriously.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="3104" end="3125">
<strongbad>Like until New Year's...</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="3128" end="3157">
<homestar volume="0.6" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, crap! there's only seven minutes left of...</homestar>
</line>
<line start="3174" end="3197">
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">I didn't know we had any wharfs.</strongbad>
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<line start="3263" end="3298">
<kingoftown>Pass the gravied yams, please.</kingoftown>
</line>
<line start="3302" end="3335">
<kingoftown>And don't bogart that stuffinged ham neither!</kingoftown>
</line>
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