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<sfx volume="0.6">mid-paced music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="19" end="43">
<sfx volume="0.6">mid-paced music</sfx>
<strongbad>The Cheat The Cheat The Cheat The Cheat The Cheat The Cheat</strongbad>
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<sfx volume="0.6">mid-paced music</sfx>
<strongbad>(becoming faster) TheCheatTheCheatTheCheatTheCheatTheCheatTheCheat!</strongbad>
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<sfx volume="0.6">mid-paced music</sfx>
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<sfx volume="0.6">mid-paced music</sfx>
<strongbad>Get me a drink!</strongbad>
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<sfx volume="0.6">mid-paced music</sfx>
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<sfx volume="0.6">mid-paced music</sfx>
<thecheat>The Cheat noises</thecheat>
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<sfx volume="0.6">mid-paced music</sfx>
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<sfx volume="0.6">mid-paced music</sfx>
<strongbad>Hey Strong Mad!</strongbad>
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<sfx volume="0.6">mid-paced music</sfx>
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<sfx volume="0.6">mid-paced music</sfx>
<strongbad>Get...</strongbad>
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<sfx volume="0.6">mid-paced music</sfx>
<strongbad>get me a drink!</strongbad>
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<strongmad>MORE LIKE, YOU GET ME A DRINK!</strongmad>
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<strongbad>Hey! Don't sass back with me!</strongbad>
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<sfx volume="0.6">mid-paced music</sfx>
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<line start="240" end="252">
<sfx volume="0.6">mid-paced music</sfx>
<strongbad>Augh.</strongbad>
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<sfx volume="0.6">mid-paced music</sfx>
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<line start="258" end="284">
<sfx volume="0.6">mid-paced music</sfx>
<strongbad>We need to figure out how to get some drinks...</strongbad>
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<strongbad>like...without having to actually get some drinks!</strongbad>
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<sfx volume="0.6">mid-paced music</sfx>
<strongbad>like...without having to actually get some drinks!</strongbad>
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<sfx volume="0.6">mid-paced music</sfx>
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<line start="328" end="354">
<sfx volume="0.6">mid-paced music</sfx>
<thecheat>The Cheat noises</thecheat>
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<sfx volume="0.6">mid-paced music</sfx>
<strongbad>Ooh! The man with the plan!</strongbad>
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<sfx>mid-paced music</sfx>
<singer>Tee...TV...TV show! (It's a TV Show!) Tee...TV...TV show!</singer>
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<line start="471" end="493">
<homestar>Hey guys! Whatja doin?</homestar>
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<line start="495" end="519">
<strongbad>Oh, just lookin' at a thing in a bag.</strongbad>
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<homestar>Oh cool!</homestar>
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<homestar>Can I see?</homestar>
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<line start="541" end="550">
<strongbad>No.</strongbad>
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<line start="551" end="560">
<strongbad>It's for me.</strongbad>
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<line start="566" end="574">
<strongbad>And The Cheat.</strongbad>
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<thecheat>The Cheat noises</thecheat>
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<line start="583" end="600">
<strongbad>And Strong Mad to look at.</strongbad>
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<homestar>Oh. I'm not any of those.</homestar>
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<thecheat>The Cheat noises</thecheat>
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<line start="643" end="656">
<homestar>Yes sir!</homestar>
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<sfx>birds chirping</sfx>
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<strongbad volume="0.8">Lookin' at a thing in a bag!</strongbad>
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<homestar>Hey Homestar! Whatcha doin'?</homestar>
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<line start="758" end="790">
<homestar>Oh, you know, hanging out with the guys.</homestar>
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<homestar>Hey guys,</homestar>
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<line start="808" end="828">
<homestar>this is the life, right?</homestar>
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<strongbad>Sure is man!</strongbad>
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<strongbad>Lookin' at a thing in a bag...</strongbad>
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<strongbad>drinkin' drinks...</strongbad>
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<strongbad>Oh!</strongbad>
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<line start="895" end="904">
<strongbad>Oh yeah.</strongbad>
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<line start="905" end="938">
<strongbad>Homestar! Why don't you go get us cool guys some drinks?</strongbad>
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<homestar>Okay, cool guy!</homestar>
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<sfx>music playing</sfx>
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<sfx>music playing</sfx>
<bubs voiceover="voiceover" volume="0.6">Checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout</bubs>
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<bubs>checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout!
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<homestar>Whoa!</homestar>
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<line start="1104" end="1114">
<homestar>Check it out!</homestar>
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<line start="1117" end="1135">
<bubs>What can I get for ya?</bubs>
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<line start="1136" end="1146">
<homestar>Umm...four drinks for four cool guys!</homestar>
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<homestar>Umm...four drinks for four cool guys!</homestar>
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<bubs>You mean for you, Strong Bad, Strong Mad, and The Cheat?</bubs>
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<homestar>Yeah! How did you know that?</homestar>
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<line start="1238" end="1262">
<bubs>Oh, I don't know nothin' about nothin'!</bubs>
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<homestar>Yeah but how did you—</homestar>
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<line start="1272" end="1278">
<bubs>Nothin'!</bubs>
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<line start="1279" end="1287">
<homestar>But that's weird that you—</homestar>
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<line start="1288" end="1295">
<bubs>Nothin'!</bubs>
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<line start="1309" end="1324">
<homestar>...Okay, you're weird.</homestar>
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<bubs>So what kind you want?</bubs>
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<line start="1345" end="1387">
<homestar>Um, how about two reds, a blue, and an orange.</homestar>
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<bubs>Comin' right up!</bubs>
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<line start="1419" end="1432">
<homestar>So Bubs...</homestar>
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<line start="1433" end="1455">
<homestar>have you seen that thing in a bag?</homestar>
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<bubs>Oh yeah!</bubs>
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<line start="1467" end="1483">
<bubs>It's freakin' awesome!</bubs>
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<line start="1486" end="1506">
<homestar>Oh, right. Me too.</homestar>
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<homestar>Yeah, I think so...</homestar>
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<line start="1525" end="1535">
<homestar>that it is...</homestar>
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<homestar>too.</homestar>
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<line start="1556" end="1565">
<bubs>Here you go!</bubs>
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<line start="1566" end="1580">
<homestar>Thanks, Bubsy!</homestar>
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<line start="1602" end="1626">
<homestar>One more time!</homestar>
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<bubs>Checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout...</bubs>
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<bubs>checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout...</bubs>
<homestar>Thanks, Bubsy!</homestar>
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<strongbad volume="0.8">Appears that I'm still looking at this thing in a bag...</strongbad>
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<homestar>Drinks, cool guys!</homestar>
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<line start="1762" end="1780">
<strongbad>Just put 'em down right there!</strongbad>
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<line start="1782" end="1790">
<homestar>Check!</homestar>
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<line start="1794" end="1809">
<strongbad>Now, leave.</strongbad>
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<line start="1810" end="1821">
<homestar>Check!</homestar>
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<line start="1853" end="1885">
<strongbad>Wow, it worked! Free drinks!</strongbad>
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<line start="1886" end="1901">
<strongbad>Good thinking, The Cheat! </strongbad>
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<line start="1903" end="1927">
<strongbad>(laughing) Lookin' at a thing in a bag.</strongbad>
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<line start="1928" end="1953">
<strongbad>I am truly the greatest guy.</strongbad>
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<line start="1954" end="1969">
<bubs>Did the plan work?</bubs>
</line>
<line start="1970" end="1996">
<strongmad>LIKE A CHARM!</strongmad>
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<line start="1997" end="2039">
<strongbad>Yeah, drink up! Thanks for donating these drinks to our cause!</strongbad>
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<line start="2040" end="2058">
<homestar>Oh, I forgot my blue dri—</homestar>
</line>
<line start="2059" end="2081">
<homestar>SWEET MOTHER OF MYSTERY!</homestar>
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<line start="2082" end="2096">
<homestar>What's going on here?</homestar>
</line>
<line start="2097" end="2122">
<strongbad>Umm...drinkin' drinks at the stick.</strongbad>
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<line start="2127" end="2155">
<homestar>But what about looking at a thing in some bags?</homestar>
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<line start="2164" end="2179">
<strongbad>It escaped. Into the mountains.</strongbad>
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<line start="2180" end="2198">
<strongbad>It escaped. Into the mountains.</strongbad>
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<line start="2201" end="2239">
<homestar>Aw, shucks. I never got to see it!</homestar>
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<line start="2242" end="2260">
<bubs>I thought you said you had!</bubs>
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<line start="2261" end="2275">
<homestar>I lied.</homestar>
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<line start="2276" end="2300">
<homestar>I was trying to be a cool guy.</homestar>
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<line start="2301" end="2313">
<bubs>Liar!</bubs>
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<line start="2318" end="2331">
<homestar>Oh well.</homestar>
</line>
<line start="2334" end="2345">
<thecheat>peremptory The Cheat noises</thecheat>
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<line start="2346" end="2358">
<homestar>Of course!</homestar>
</line>
<line start="2381" end="2402">
<bubs>Nice trick, LIAR!</bubs>
</line>
<line start="2432" end="2458">
<homestar>Oh wow! Cool!</homestar>
</line>
<line start="2459" end="2480">
<strongbad>Um, that bag's empty, Homestar.</strongbad>
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<line start="2481" end="2491">
<homestar>Super cool!</homestar>
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<strongbad>Yeah, there's nothing in it.</strongbad>
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<line start="2506" end="2519">
<homestar>This is freakin' awesome!</homestar>
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<line start="2520" end="2531">
<homestar>This is freakin' awesome!</homestar>
<strongbad>Augh!</strongbad>
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<line start="2536" end="2565">
<strongbad>Almost makes the free drinks not worth it.</strongbad>
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<homestar>Oh yeah!</homestar>
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<line start="2587" end="2614">
<homestar>Lookin' at a thing in a bag!</homestar>
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<homestar>I mean... I think... I'm a cool guy.</homestar>
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<homestar>I mean... I think... I'm a cool guy.</homestar>
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<homestar>I mean... I think... I'm a cool guy.</homestar>
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<bubs voiceover="voiceover">The end the end the end the end the end the end the end the end...</bubs>
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<line start="2720" end="2746">
<bubs voiceover="voiceover">the end the end the end the end the end!</bubs>
</line>
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