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'''These are the [[English language|English]] subtitles for [[Halloween Safety]].''' [https://homestarrunner.com/weensafety.html watch this toon]
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<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="ween12_teaser.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="25" end="71">
<sfx>music</sfx>
<matt voiceover="voiceover">Hi, we're the Brothers Chaps from HomestarRunner.com!</matt>
<mike voiceover="voiceover">Hi, we're the Brothers Chaps from HomestarRunner.com!</mike>

</line>
<line start="72" end="104">
<sfx>music</sfx>
<mike voiceover="voiceover">Normally, we let our dumb animal characters do the talking.</mike>

</line>
<line start="105" end="143">
<sfx>music</sfx>
<matt voiceover="voiceover">But this year we're partnering with "halloweensafety.gov" to raise awareness about "halloweensafety.gov".</matt>

</line>
<line start="144" end="158">
<sfx>music</sfx>
<matt voiceover="voiceover">But this year we're partnering with "halloweensafety.gov" to raise awareness about "halloweensafety.gov".</matt>
<other volume="0.6">Uuuuugh…</other>

</line>
<line start="159" end="176">
<sfx>music</sfx>
<matt voiceover="voiceover">But this year we're partnering with "halloweensafety.gov" to raise awareness about "halloweensafety.gov".</matt>
<other volume="0.8">Uuuuugh…</other>

</line>
<line start="177" end="196">
<sfx>music</sfx>
<mike voiceover="voiceover">So please, find it in your heart to donate—</mike>
<other>Uuuuugh…</other>

</line>
<line start="197" end="200">
<sfx>music</sfx>
<mike voiceover="voiceover">So please, find it in your heart to donate—</mike>
<other>Uuuuugh…</other>

</line>
<line start="201" end="204">
<homestar>Peh! I say, peh! Whew!</homestar>
<sfx>record scratch</sfx>

</line>
<line start="205" end="225">
<homestar>Peh! I say, peh! Whew!</homestar>

</line>
<line start="226" end="277">
<homestar>It's hard sittin' there with your mouth open like that, holdin' it just so.</homestar>

</line>
<line start="278" end="297">
<homestar>Buhhhhhhh.</homestar>

</line>
<line start="301" end="343" speaker="homestar">Check out my roadside sil-houette costume!</line>
<line start="344" end="377" speaker="homestar">I tried dressin' up in some other ones, but, uhh...</line>
<line start="378" end="398" speaker="homestar">they didn't work out so great.</line>
<line start="402" end="419">
<sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="420" end="442">
<sfx>music</sfx>
<homestar>This one made my voice hurt!</homestar>
<homestar>This one made my voice hurt!</homestar>
</line>
<line start="443" end="453">
<sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="454" end="469">
<sfx>music</sfx>
<homestar sfx="sfx">whirring noises</homestar>
</line>
<line start="470" end="491">
<sfx>music</sfx>
<homestar>Oh, just stop it!</homestar>
</line>
<line start="492" end="510">
<sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="511" end="555">
<sfx>music</sfx>
<homestar>This one was asking for a challeeeeenge!</homestar>
</line>
<line start="558" end="567">
<other>Ai-yagh!</other>
</line>
<line start="594" end="629" speaker="homestar">(chanting) I got that sludge foot! I got that sludge foot!
</line>
<line start="634" end="647">
<sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="648" end="684">
<sfx>music</sfx>
<homestar>This one just seemed…ina-pro-pro.</homestar>
</line>
<line start="685" end="696">
<sfx>music</sfx>
<sfx>buzzer</sfx>
</line>
<line start="697" end="701">
<sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="702" end="719">
<sfx>music</sfx>
<homestar>Quack quack. Lady's Legs Duck.</homestar>
</line>
<line start="720" end="739">
<sfx>music</sfx>
<homestar>Quack quack. Lady's Legs Duck.</homestar>
</line>
<line start="740" end="748">
<sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="749" end="762">
<sfx>music</sfx>
<homestar>And this one was waaaaay too small!</homestar>

</line>
<line start="763" end="778">
<sfx>music</sfx>
<homestar>And this one was waaaaay too small!</homestar>

</line>
<line start="779" end="799">
<sfx>music</sfx>
<homestar>And this one was waaaaay too small!</homestar>

</line>
<line start="800" end="811" speaker="homestar">Blink. Blonk.</line>
<line start="812" end="822" speaker="homestar">Blink. Blonk.</line>
<line start="828" end="850" speaker="homestar">I think I picked the best one.</line>
<line start="850" end="877" speaker="homestar">Anyways, here are some other silhouettes.</line>
<line start="878" end="919" speaker="homestar">I'mah get back to creepin' and peepin' 'round y'all's neighborhood!</line>
<line start="927" end="960" speaker="homestar">Uhhhhhhhh...</line>
<line start="961" end="1040">

</line>
<line start="1041" end="1058" speaker="homestar">Hey, Homestar, I really like your "that one guy from Mad Maz-a-gheen" costume.</line>
<line start="1059" end="1111" speaker="homestar">Hey, Homestar, I really like your "that one guy from Mad Maz-a-gheen" costume.</line>
<line start="1112" end="1137" speaker="homestar">You know the one I'm talkin' about.</line>
<line start="1138" end="1171" speaker="homestar">Always blowin' up that pointy white man.</line>
<line start="1172" end="1177" speaker="sfx">boom</line>
<line start="1245" end="1306">

</line>
<line start="1307" end="1316" speaker="sfx">pop</line>
<line start="1317" end="1336" speaker="crack">Blah'm Crack Stuntman,</line>
<line start="1337" end="1372" speaker="crack">the new spokesperson for HalloweenSafety.gov, since Pistols for Pandas found out about my line of frozen panda-burger patties!</line>
<line start="1373" end="1432" speaker="crack">the new spokesperson for HalloweenSafety.gov, since Pistols for Pandas found out about my line of frozen panda-burger patties!</line>
<line start="1433" end="1469" speaker="crack">I swear they're high in Omega-3s!</line>
<line start="1470" end="1474" speaker="sfx">pop</line>
<line start="1491" end="1513" speaker="mike" voiceover="voiceover">Hi, this is Mikezipan.</line>
<line start="1514" end="1542" speaker="mike" voiceover="voiceover">I'm out looking at the fall colors.</line>
<line start="1543" end="1569" speaker="mike" voiceover="voiceover">Please leave me a message, and I'll call you right back.</line>
<line start="1570" end="1573" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="1574" end="1583" speaker="tucker" voiceover="voiceover">Look here.</line>
<line start="1584" end="1606" speaker="tucker" voiceover="voiceover">This message is for the Brothers Chap— Chapman Brothers. Chapman Brothers?</line>
<line start="1607" end="1627" speaker="tucker" voiceover="voiceover">This message is for the Brothers Chap— Chapman Brothers. Chapman Brothers?</line>
<line start="1628" end="1637" speaker="tucker" voiceover="voiceover">This message is for the Brothers Chap— Chapman Brothers. Chapman Brothers?</line>
<line start="1643" end="1683" speaker="tucker" voiceover="voiceover">This is Tucker Donaldson with HalloweenSafety.gov.</line>
<line start="1684" end="1712" speaker="tucker" voiceover="voiceover">Your little "joke", if that's what you wanna call it?</line>
<line start="1713" end="1746" speaker="tucker" voiceover="voiceover">It wasn't funny, and, and— and it's not appreciated.</line>
<line start="1747" end="1774" speaker="tucker" voiceover="voiceover">I don't know who you think you are, or— or who you think I am, or if you even think at all, frankly.</line>
<line start="1775" end="1795" speaker="tucker" voiceover="voiceover">I don't know who you think you are, or— or who you think I am, or if you even think at all, frankly.</line>
<line start="1796" end="1824" speaker="tucker" voiceover="voiceover">I don't know who you think you are, or— or who you think I am, or if you even think at all, frankly.</line>
<line start="1825" end="1880" speaker="tucker" voiceover="voiceover">It is not cool and it is not funny, and that's real talk, gentlemen.</line>
<line start="1881" end="1887" speaker="tucker" voiceover="voiceover">Gentlemen? That is real talk.</line>
<line start="1888" end="1901" speaker="tucker" voiceover="voiceover">Gentlemen? That is real talk.</line>
<line start="1902" end="1906" speaker="sfx">beep</line>
<line start="1919" end="2004">
<bookstrongbad>Get your entire face out of here, Lady's Legs Duck Shirt,</bookstrongbad>
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">proclamated DeVry graduate Strong Bad.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="2005" end="2052">
<bookhomestar>Ina-pro-pro!</bookhomestar>
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">barfed the Queen of England.</strongbad>
</line>
</transcript>
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