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<line start="23" end="130" speaker="sfx">music</line>
<line start="131" end="190" speaker="homestar">Ah, here we are in the Spooky Woods after a hilarious Halloween adventure!</line>
<line start="191" end="220" speaker="strongbad">And what an adventure it 'twas!</line>
<line start="221" end="260" speaker="strongbad">We got to trick-or-treat at Senor Cardgage's...</line>
<line start="261" end="338" speaker="cardgage">Potrzebie, Calendula. I've been Kuwaiting for you all nice.</line>
<line start="339" end="376" speaker="strongbad">Whoa! Look at all those melty candy bars!</line>
<line start="377" end="452" speaker="strongsad">And we got to go ghost hunting in the King of Town's castle with Sharpdene.</line>
<line start="453" end="461" speaker="sfx">beeping noises</line>
<line start="462" end="510" speaker="strongbad">Oh, I got a hit! We got us a good read!</line>
<line start="511" end="541" speaker="strongbad">On account of my name, Sharpdene!</line>
<line start="542" end="590" speaker="coachz">And then we got to try samples of a new flavor of Florfy Porfs!</line>
<line start="591" end="638" speaker="coachz">From that creepy walk-around mrashmallow we run into.</line>
<line start="639" end="667" speaker="marshie">Try a sample pack of new Fluffy Puff Pumpkin-Spice-Latte-Flavored-Banana-Bread Malloweens!</line>
<line start="668" end="677" speaker="marshie">Try a sample pack of new Fluffy Puff Pumpkin-Spice-Latte-Flavored-Banana-Bread Malloweens!</line>
<line start="678" end="688" speaker="marshie">Try a sample pack of new Fluffy Puff Pumpkin-Spice-Latte-Flavored-Banana-Bread Malloweens!</line>
<line start="689" end="697" speaker="marshie">Try a sample pack of new Fluffy Puff Pumpkin-Spice-Latte-Flavored-Banana-Bread Malloweens!</line>
<line start="698" end="715" speaker="marshie">Try a sample pack of new Fluffy Puff Pumpkin-Spice-Latte-Flavored-Banana-Bread Malloweens!</line>
<line start="716" end="751" speaker="homestar">And who can forget the delightful wedding of The Goblin and the Jibblies Painting.</line>
<line start="752" end="779" speaker="homestar">And who can forget the delightful wedding of The Goblin and the Jibblies Painting.</line>
<line start="780" end="807" speaker="painting">He accepts me for who I am.</line>
<line start="808" end="830"><sfx>organ music</sfx></line>
<line start="831" end="916" speaker="homestar">And now it's time to relax and oh-so-gently comment on each other's costumes. A-like we always do.</line>
<line start="917" end="946" speaker="strongbad">Yeah, that's everybody's favorite part anyways!</line>
<line start="947" end="1029" speaker="homestar">I'll go first! Oh Mad, Strong Man, the door from Seinfeld? I've always wanted to do this!</line>
<line start="1030" end="1040" speaker="homestar">Ahem!</line>
<line start="1041" end="1057" speaker="homestar">Buzz!</line>
<line start="1058" end="1068" speaker="homestar">Yeah?</line>
<line start="1069" end="1082" speaker="strongsad">It's Geoahge!</line>
<line start="1083" end="1097" speaker="homestar">Come on up!</line>
<line start="1098" end="1141" speaker="strongmad">I'm Mrs. Chanandler Bong!</line>
<line start="1142" end="1184" speaker="coachz">Nah, you guys got the wrong Thursday night progrum!</line>
<line start="1185" end="1204" speaker="coachz">You're lookin' for the Poopsmith!</line>
<line start="1205" end="1236" speaker="coachz">Like Flaming Glorbs, Poopsmith! Like Flaming Glorbs!</line>
<line start="1237" end="1270" speaker="coachz">Like Flaming Glorbs, Poopsmith! Like Flaming Glorbs!</line>
<line start="1271" end="1330" speaker="homestar">So, Marzipan, why are you just dressed up as teenage Marzipan?</line>
<line start="1331" end="1363" speaker="marzipan">I don't do too much talking these days.</line>
<line start="1364" end="1407" speaker="strongbad">These days? Fortunately, you never have very many lines.</line>
<line start="1408" end="1426" speaker="marzipan">Just you wait, Strong Bad.</line>
<line start="1427" end="1463" speaker="marzipan">The Reddest Radish: The More Reddest Reddest Radish, and The Luau number 2 are right around the corner!</line>
<line start="1464" end="1506" speaker="marzipan">The Reddest Radish: The More Reddest Reddest Radish, and The Luau number 2 are right around the corner!</line>
<line start="1514" end="1536" speaker="homestar">Bubs! Bubs! Bubs! Bubs! Bubs!</line>
<line start="1537" end="1579" speaker="homestar">I really like your American Hot Sauce Businessman Metallica costume and don't deny that that's what it is 'cause that's obviously what it is and there's no alternative.</line>
<line start="1580" end="1630" speaker="homestar">I really like your American Hot Sauce Businessman Metallica costume and don't deny that that's what it is 'cause that's obviously what it is and there's no alternative.</line>
<line start="1631" end="1669" speaker="bubs">Oooohmmmmm-kay!</line>
<line start="1670" end="1689" speaker="bubs">Oooohmmmmm-kay!</line>
<line start="1689" end="1738" speaker="strongbad">Coach Z, are you running out of '80s and '90s rappers to be?</line>
<line start="1739" end="1776" speaker="coachz">No, no! I'm the man we all know and love!</line>
<line start="1777" end="1810" speaker="coachz">I think my name is Kwamé!</line>
<line start="1811" end="1880" speaker="strongbad">Can you tell me anything about Kwamé aside from his polka-dots and the bleachy squiggle on his high-top fade?</line>
<line start="1881" end="1923" speaker="coachz">Errruhmuh...</line>
<line start="1924" end="1975" speaker="coachz">I'm reasonably certain that his name is Kwamé!</line>
<line start="1976" end="2014" speaker="strongbad">Homestar, y—you know you're dressed up as a lady, right?</line>
<line start="2015" end="2044" speaker="homestar">Nonsense, boy! I'm Mr. B Natural! At your service!</line>
<line start="2045" end="2062" speaker="homestar">Nonsense, boy! I'm Mr. B Natural! At your service!</line>
<line start="2063" end="2095" speaker="homestar">I'm the spirit of fun, and laughter, and music!</line>
<line start="2096" end="2111" speaker="homestar">Knew your father I did.</line>
<line start="2112" end="2131" speaker="strongbad">You leave my father out of this!</line>
<line start="2132" end="2140" speaker="homestar">Behdup!</line>
<line start="2141" end="2150" speaker="all">Brah!</line>
<line start="2151" end="2167" speaker="homestar">Dehdue.</line>
<line start="2168" end="2221" speaker="homestar">Hey, Strong Bad, I really really like your Long Sad costume.</line>
<line start="2222" end="2272"><strongbad sfx="sfx">grunts</strongbad></line>
<line start="2273" end="2298" speaker="strongbad">BLAAAAH!</line>
<line start="2299" end="2312"><homestar>Ooh!</homestar><strongsad>Ooh!</strongsad><coachz>Ooh!</coachz></line>
<line start="2313" end="2346" speaker="homestar">Somebody get that man an herbal soak token.</line>
<line start="2347" end="2364" speaker="homestar">Herbal. Herbal.</line>
<line start="2365" end="2395" speaker="homestar">I got one right here!</line>
<line start="2396" end="2457" speaker="strongbad">Uh, King of Town, I just want to make sure, since you usually dress up as food, you don't actually consume that stuff, do you?</line>
<line start="2458" end="2501" speaker="strongbad">Uh, King of Town, I just want to make sure, since you usually dress up as food, you don't actually consume that stuff, do you?</line>
<line start="2502" end="2577" speaker="kingoftown">How do you think I eat expired food? Those bubbles scour the mold layer right off!</line>
<line start="2578" end="2610" speaker="bubs">Preceding statement has not been approved by DOW Chemical.</line>
<line start="2611" end="2622"><homestar>Hey, Strong Sad!</homestar></line>
<line start="2623" end="2651"><homestar>Hey, Strong Sad!</homestar><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="2652" end="2735"><homestar>I really like your lady Milhouse costume, hey, Strong Sad!</homestar><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="2736" end="2783" speaker="strongsad">It was a hard-fought decision this year between the Utz girl, the Morton Salt girl, the Sunbeam bread girl, Wendy, the enigmatic and reclusive Sara Lee, and Little Debbie.</line>
<line start="2784" end="2808" speaker="strongsad">It was a hard-fought decision this year between the Utz girl, the Morton Salt girl, the Sunbeam bread girl, Wendy, the enigmatic and reclusive Sara Lee, and Little Debbie.</line>
<line start="2809" end="2835" speaker="strongsad">It was a hard-fought decision this year between the Utz girl, the Morton Salt girl, the Sunbeam bread girl, Wendy, the enigmatic and reclusive Sara Lee, and Little Debbie.</line>
<line start="2836" end="2852" speaker="strongsad">It was a hard-fought decision this year between the Utz girl, the Morton Salt girl, the Sunbeam bread girl, Wendy, the enigmatic and reclusive Sara Lee, and Little Debbie.</line>
<line start="2853" end="2892" speaker="strongsad">It was a hard-fought decision this year between the Utz girl, the Morton Salt girl, the Sunbeam bread girl, Wendy, the enigmatic and reclusive Sara Lee, and Little Debbie.</line>
<line start="2893" end="2913" speaker="strongsad">It was a hard-fought decision this year between the Utz girl, the Morton Salt girl, the Sunbeam bread girl, Wendy, the enigmatic and reclusive Sara Lee, and Little Debbie.</line>
<line start="2914" end="2920"><sfx>splat</sfx></line>
<line start="2925" end="2968" speaker="strongsad">Hey, I gained fifteen pounds just saying those names!</line>
<line start="2976" end="3003" speaker="strongbad">Uh, The Cheat, w— what's going on over there?</line>
<line start="3004" end="3036"><strongbad>Did we forget to get you your shots or something?</strongbad><thecheat>growls</thecheat></line>
<line start="3037" end="3110"><strongsad>He's bound so tightly with tension and anger, he approaches the state of Rigor Mortis.</strongsad><thecheat>growls</thecheat></line>
<line start="3111" end="3174"><homsar>Just for a minute, let's all do the bump. Bump. Bump.</homsar><thecheat>growls</thecheat></line>
<line start="3175" end="3185"><homsar>Just for a minute, let's all do the bump. Bump. Bump.</homsar><thecheat>growls</thecheat></line>
<line start="3186" end="3200"><homsar>Just for a minute, let's all do the bump. Bump. Bump.</homsar><thecheat>growls</thecheat></line>
<line start="3206" end="3246" speaker="strongsad">Pom Pom, that little orange bird always creeped me out.</line>
<line start="3247" end="3326" speaker="strongsad">I find it highly disturbing that I really wanna crush his cute skull and drink the juice from inside.</line>
<line start="3327" end="3395" speaker="strongbad">Uh, I always thought it was kind of awesome that I wanted to crush his cute skull and drink the juice from inside.</line>
<line start="3407" end="3428" speaker="strongbad">All right, is that everybody?</line>
<line start="3429" end="3459" speaker="strongbad">Any other comments... anyone wants to make?</line>
<line start="3460" end="3478" speaker="strongbad">References?</line>
<line start="3479" end="3490" speaker="strongbad">No?</line>
<line start="3491" end="3593" speaker="strongbad">All right, then everybody back to my place for hot chocolate with Fluffy Puff Pumpkin-Spice-Latte-Flavored-Banana-Bread-Flavored Malloweens!</line>
<line start="3594" end="3640"><homestar>Ah, that sounds great!</homestar><coachz>Ah, that sounds great! Thanks, Strong Bad!</coachz><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="3641" end="3693"><homestar>Ah, that sounds great!</homestar><coachz>Ah, that sounds great! Thanks, Strong Bad!</coachz><bubs>I didn't even do anything in this one. This is stupid!</bubs><sfx>music</sfx></line>
<line start="3694" end="3698" speaker="sfx">splat</line>
<line start="3700" end="3777" speaker="sfx">music</line>
<line start="3778" end="3805" speaker="strongbad">Uh, so do we knock or what?</line>
<line start="3806" end="3814" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="3815" end="3822" speaker="strongbad">Umm... Bush bush bush.</line>
<line start="3823" end="3840" speaker="strongbad">Umm... Bush bush bush.</line>
<line start="3841" end="3868" speaker="sfx">traffic noises</line>
<line start="3869" end="3887"><strongbad>Trick-or-Treat!</strongbad><strongmad>Trick-or-Treat!</strongmad><thecheat>The Cheat noises</thecheat></line>
<line start="3888" end="3964" speaker="cardgage">Potrzebie, Calendula. I've been Kuwaiting for you all nice.</line>
<line start="3965" end="4000" speaker="strongbad">Whoa! Look at all those melty candy bars!</line>
<line start="4001" end="4041" speaker="cardgage">Go ahead, take as money as you like. And then I'll call the police.</line>
<line start="4042" end="4069" speaker="cardgage">Go ahead, take as money as you like. And then I'll call the police.</line>
<line start="4070" end="4085" speaker="strongbad">Awesome! Thanks so mu— Wait, what?</line>
<line start="4086" end="4096" speaker="strongbad">Awesome! Thanks so mu— Wait, what?</line>
<line start="4097" end="4119" speaker="sfx">music</line>
<line start="4120" end="4126" speaker="sfx">beeping noises</line>
<line start="4127" end="4167" speaker="strongbad">Oh, I got a hit! We got us a good read!</line>
<line start="4168" end="4209" speaker="strongbad">I think the poopman's ghost is in this very room!</line>
<line start="4210" end="4259" speaker="kingoftown">We're not looking for the Poopsmith's ghost, ya backwoods coat rack!</line>
<line start="4260" end="4320" speaker="strongbad">Oh, oh, you will respect and condooone Sharpdene!</line>
<line start="4321" end="4388" speaker="strongsad">Uh, Sharpdene, what credentials do you have as a ghost hunter exactly?</line>
<line start="4400" end="4447" speaker="strongbad">My daddy once met Steven Seagal at China Buffet.</line>
<line start="4448" end="4467" speaker="strongbad">'Cause my name's Sharpdene.</line>
<line start="4468" end="4484" speaker="kingoftown">Huh. Works for me!</line>
<line start="4485" end="4512" speaker="strongsad">Color me genuinely impressed!</line>
<line start="4513" end="4532" speaker="sfx">music</line>
<line start="4533" end="4549" speaker="marshie">Come on, bow-legged man!</line>
<line start="4550" end="4579" speaker="marshie">Try a sample pack of new Fluffy Puff Pumpkin-Spice-Latte-Flavored-Banana-Bread Malloweens!</line>
<line start="4580" end="4589" speaker="marshie">Try a sample pack of new Fluffy Puff Pumpkin-Spice-Latte-Flavored-Banana-Bread Malloweens!</line>
<line start="4590" end="4600" speaker="marshie">Try a sample pack of new Fluffy Puff Pumpkin-Spice-Latte-Flavored-Banana-Bread Malloweens!</line>
<line start="4601" end="4609" speaker="marshie">Try a sample pack of new Fluffy Puff Pumpkin-Spice-Latte-Flavored-Banana-Bread Malloweens!</line>
<line start="4610" end="4625" speaker="marshie">Try a sample pack of new Fluffy Puff Pumpkin-Spice-Latte-Flavored-Banana-Bread Malloweens!</line>
<line start="4626" end="4643" speaker="marshie">Why, they're so delicious... Who do you think took this bite out of my head?</line>
<line start="4644" end="4708" speaker="marshie">Why, they're so delicious... Who do you think took this bite out of my head?</line>
<line start="4709" end="4745" speaker="marshie">WHOOOO?</line>
<line start="4746" end="4759" speaker="homestar">Hi, Coach Z.</line>
<line start="4760" end="4784" speaker="homestar">Please rescue me so I don't die in here.</line>
<line start="4785" end="4796" speaker="coachz">Holy gorsh!</line>
<line start="4797" end="4854" speaker="sfx">music</line>
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