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<line start="15" end="279">
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
</line>

<line start="283" end="325">
<strongbad>All right boys, it's Halloween night, what we gonna do?</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="328" end="333">
<thecheat>The Cheat hiccups</thecheat>
</line>

<line start="334" end="342">
<strongbad>Come again?</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="343" end="348">
<thecheat>The Cheat hiccups</thecheat>
</line>

<line start="349" end="389">
<strongbad>What's wrong there, Philly Cheat-steak? You got-a some hiccups?</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="392" end="398">
<thecheat>The Cheat hiccups</thecheat>
</line>

<line start="399" end="424">
<strongbad>Well, you picked the perfect night to have them.</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="425" end="470">
<strongbad>We shouldn't have a problem scaring those hiccups out of you on Halloween.</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="471" end="491">
<strongbad>Let's see what's going on tonight.</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="492" end="511">
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">There's gotta be something scary.</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="519" end="536">
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Ooh, that's perfect!</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="539" end="594">
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">I've seen some stuff in that locker room that would scare more than just the hiccups out of you, let me tell ya.</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="596" end="605">
<strongbad>Let's check it on out!</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="606" end="614">
<strongbad>Let's check it on out!</strongbad>
<thecheat>The Cheat hiccups</thecheat>
</line>

<line start="614" end="643">
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
</line>

<line start="657" end="722">
<strongbad>You scared yet, The Cheat? What about that drippy towel over there? That's pretty scary, huh?</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="723" end="729">
<thecheat>The Cheat hiccups</thecheat>
</line>

<line start="730" end="760">
<strongbad>Oh no, please don't drip on me!</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="761" end="766">
<thecheat>The Cheat hiccups</thecheat>
</line>

<line start="767" end="791">
<strongbad>You smell like shin guards!</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="792" end="796">
<thecheat>The Cheat hiccups</thecheat>
</line>

<line start="797" end="830">
<coachz>Crackity towel! Tommy John surgery!</coachz>
</line>

<line start="831" end="843">
<strongbad sfx="sfx">clears throat</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="844" end="879">
<strongbad>Coach, we're trying to scare the hiccups out of The Cheat.</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="880" end="881">
<strongbad>Coach, we're trying to scare the hiccups out of The Cheat.</strongbad>
<thecheat>The Cheat hiccups</thecheat>
</line>

<line start="882" end="884">
<strongbad>You got anything that's not just gross and moist?</strongbad>
<thecheat>The Cheat hiccups</thecheat>
</line>

<line start="885" end="915">
<strongbad>You got anything that's not just gross and moist?</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="922" end="990">
<coachz>What could be scarier than Blue Stair Ointment?!</coachz>
</line>

<line start="991" end="1028">
<coachz>Aawooooeeeeorrrrre!</coachz>
</line>

<line start="1029" end="1089">
<strongbad>All right, this has gone from weird and kinda gross to a serious health risk.</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="1090" end="1094">
<strongbad>All right, this has gone from weird and kinda gross to a serious health risk.</strongbad>
<thecheat>The Cheat hiccups</thecheat>
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<line start="1095" end="1106">
<strongbad>Let's bolt.</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="1107" end="1125">
<coachz>Hey! You guys didn't even get your candy out of the terlet there!</coachz>
</line>

<line start="1126" end="1155">
<coachz>Hey! You guys didn't even get your candy out of the terlet there!</coachz>
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
</line>

<line start="1157" end="1191">
<strongsad>This night. Black as pitch. </strongsad>
</line>

<line start="1192" end="1223">
<strongsad>Doom from inside me wells up.</strongsad>
</line>

<line start="1224" end="1245">
<strongsad>Pray I don't get egged.</strongsad>
</line>

<line start="1246" end="1273">
<strongbad>I don't know or care what a Hai-oo-koo is—</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="1274" end="1277">
<thecheat>The Cheat hiccups</thecheat>
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<line start="1278" end="1297">
<strongbad>—but we need to scare The Cheat.</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="1298" end="1318">
<strongsad>Ooh, I got just the thing!</strongsad>
</line>

<line start="1321" end="1341">
<strongsad>Rapping at the door.</strongsad>
</line>

<line start="1346" end="1376">
<strongsad>Fills up agèd pillow case.</strongsad>
</line>

<line start="1380" end="1410">
<strongsad>So sick of Smarties.</strongsad>
</line>

<line start="1414" end="1444">
<strongbad>Oh, I get it. Let me try one!</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="1445" end="1471">
<strongbad>A butt for a face.</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="1473" end="1489">
<strongbad>Little brother: <span style="visibility:hidden">dork, dork, dork.</span></strongbad>
</line>

<line start="1490" end="1493">
<strongbad>Little brother: dork, <span style="visibility:hidden">dork, dork.</span></strongbad>
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<line start="1494" end="1497">
<strongbad>Little brother: dork, dork, <span style="visibility:hidden">dork.</span></strongbad>
</line>

<line start="1498" end="1505">
<strongbad>Little brother: dork, dork, dork.</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="1509" end="1534">
<strongbad>Stay out of my room.</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="1539" end="1547">
<thecheat>The Cheat hiccups</thecheat>
</line>

<line start="1548" end="1618">
<strongbad>I'm sorry, The Cheat, looks like we got to find some other way to scare the ever-loving hiccups out of you.</strongbad>
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<line start="1619" end="1623">
<strongsad>You don't scare the hiccups out of somebody!</strongsad>
<thecheat>The Cheat hiccups</thecheat>
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<line start="1624" end="1650">
<strongsad>You don't scare the hiccups out of somebody!</strongsad>
</line>

<line start="1652" end="1670">
<strongsad>You gotta <em>laugh</em> 'em out!</strongsad>
</line>

<line start="1673" end="1699">
<strongbad>Whoa! That sounds like a segue!</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="1700" end="1720">
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
</line>

<line start="1721" end="1755">
<bubs>I mean, seriously, people, it's the 90s!</bubs>
</line>

<line start="1756" end="1762">
<bubs>I mean, seriously, people, it's the 90s!</bubs>
<strongmad sfx="sfx">laughs</strongmad>
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<line start="1763" end="1777">
<bubs>Am I right?</bubs>
<strongmad sfx="sfx">laughs</strongmad>
</line>

<line start="1778" end="1783">
<thecheat>The Cheat hiccups</thecheat>
</line>

<line start="1784" end="1793">
<bubs>Am I left?</bubs>
</line>

<line start="1794" end="1814">
<strongmad sfx="sfx">laughs</strongmad>
</line>

<line start="1815" end="1882">
<strongbad>Say, Bubs, your comedy club bears a striking resemblance to the side of your concession stand.</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="1883" end="1899">
<bubs>Aww, that's rich.</bubs>
</line>

<line start="1900" end="1944">
<bubs>You know something else that bears a striking resemblance to something else?</bubs>
</line>

<line start="1949" end="1955">
<strongbad>I dunn—</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="1956" end="1973">
<bubs>Women can't drive!</bubs>
</line>

<line start="1974" end="1997">
<strongmad sfx="sfx">laughs</strongmad>
</line>

<line start="1998" end="2002">
<strongbad>Unh—</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="2003" end="2005">
<strongbad>Unh—</strongbad>
<thecheat>The Cheat hiccups</thecheat>
</line>

<line start="2006" end="2031">
<strongbad>—let's get out here, my bad pennies.</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="2032" end="2060">
<strongmad>THIS GUY CRACKS ME UP!</strongmad>
</line>

<line start="2061" end="2077">
<bubs>And, airline food!</bubs>
</line>

<line start="2081" end="2099">
<bubs>I mean, humminah-what?</bubs>
</line>

<line start="2100" end="2121">
<strongmad sfx="sfx">laughs</strongmad>
</line>

<line start="2126" end="2142">
<strongmad sfx="sfx">laughs</strongmad>
</line>

<line start="2143" end="2164">
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
</line>

<line start="2165" end="2187">
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
<kingoftown voiceover="voiceover">Hurry, hurry, hurry!</kingoftown>
</line>

<line start="2188" end="2208">
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
<kingoftown>Before I eat it all!</kingoftown>
</line>

<line start="2210" end="2242">
<kingoftown>Step right up and get your Halloween on!</kingoftown>
</line>

<line start="2243" end="2265">
<kingoftown voiceover="voiceover">Bobbin' fer turduckens!</kingoftown>
</line>

<line start="2266" end="2282">
<strongbad>Dear Oldie,</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="2283" end="2293">
<strongbad>Dear Oldie,<br />Shut up!</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="2294" end="2316">
<strongbad>Dear Oldie,<br />Shut up!<br />Your pal, Strong Bad.</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="2317" end="2375">
<kingoftown>Howdy, boys. Either of you got a wicked mashed potato jones?</kingoftown>
</line>

<line start="2376" end="2427">
<strongbad>Whoa! Mashed Potato Jones. Now there's a fella I'd like to meet!</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="2428" end="2435">
<thecheat>The Cheat hiccups</thecheat>
</line>

<line start="2436" end="2470">
<strongbad>Oh yeah, we need to get rid of The Cheat's hiccups.</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="2471" end="2499">
<strongbad>You got any grody old man remedies?</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="2500" end="2579">
<kingoftown>Sure! You gotta feed and feed the hiccups until they mature into liver failure!</kingoftown>
</line>

<line start="2580" end="2584">
<kingoftown>And then...</kingoftown>
</line>

<line start="2585" end="2606">
<kingoftown>And then...</kingoftown>
<strongbad>We're not trying to kill The Cheat! </strongbad>
</line>

<line start="2607" end="2635">
<strongbad>Don't ya have anything that could just scare him?</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="2636" end="2666">
<kingoftown>I have this X-ray of my heart.</kingoftown>
</line>

<line start="2668" end="2672">
<thecheat>The Cheat hiccups</thecheat>
</line>

<line start="2673" end="2696">
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">That's not scary. That's...</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="2704" end="2717">
<strongbad>promising!</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="2720" end="2754">
<strongbad>Come on, The Cheat. Let's let the King die in peace.</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="2767" end="2785">
<kingoftown>Yes. Let's.</kingoftown>
</line>

<line start="2790" end="2797">
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
</line>

<line start="2798" end="2819">
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
<strongbad>What's up, no-talkers?</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="2820" end="2824">
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
</line>

<line start="2825" end="2862">
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
<strongbad>Keep on... no-talking.</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="2863" end="2871">
<thecheat>The Cheat hiccups</thecheat>
</line>

<line start="2884" end="2952">
<homsar>AaAaAa... I blew it, man! I lose my touch.</homsar>
</line>

<line start="2997" end="3002">
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
</line>

<line start="3003" end="3014">
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
<strongbad>What's this mess?</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="3015" end="3027">
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
<marzipan>Ready, everybody?</marzipan>
</line>

<line start="3028" end="3064">
<marzipan>A-one, and a-two, and a-here we go!</marzipan>
</line>

<line start="3065" end="3106">
<marzipan sfx="sfx">singing</marzipan>
</line>

<line start="3107" end="3125">
<marzipan sfx="sfx">singing</marzipan>
<strongbad>The Cheat, this is it!</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="3126" end="3160">
<marzipan sfx="sfx">singing</marzipan>
<strongbad>This is the most terrifying thing I have ever seen!</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="3161" end="3168">
<marzipan sfx="sfx">singing</marzipan>
<thecheat>The Cheat hiccups</thecheat>
</line>

<line start="3169" end="3182">
<marzipan sfx="sfx">singing</marzipan>
<strongbad>Oh, man!</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="3183" end="3231">
<marzipan>Good job, The Cheat! Now try harmonizing with the butternut squashes!</marzipan>
</line>

<line start="3232" end="3240">
<marzipan sfx="sfx">singing</marzipan>
</line>

<line start="3241" end="3290">
<marzipan sfx="sfx">singing</marzipan>
<strongbad>This might not get rid of the hiccups, but it's about to give me the throw-ups!</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="3291" end="3321">
<marzipan>Oh yeah! Lay it on me, Mr. Corn!</marzipan>
</line>

<line start="3322" end="3375">
<marzipan sfx="sfx">singing</marzipan>
<strongbad sfx="sfx">vomiting noises</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="3376" end="3401">
<homestar>Hey guys, hey guys, hey guys guys guys!</homestar>
</line>

<line start="3402" end="3448">
<homestar>You guys...errrr...need some witches' brew? I got some right here.</homestar>
</line>

<line start="3449" end="3508">
<homestar>Two jars. Cold, hot, fresh witches' brew! Only ten bucks a pop! </homestar>
</line>

<line start="3509" end="3537">
<homestar>Side effects include wine, women, and song.</homestar>
</line>

<line start="3538" end="3565">
<strongbad>Witches' brew, eh?</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="3569" end="3590">
<strongbad>All right, we'll take one jar!</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="3591" end="3604">
<homestar voiceover="voiceover">Here you go.</homestar>
</line>

<line start="3638" end="3643">
<thecheat>The Cheat hiccups</thecheat>
</line>

<line start="3644" end="3670">
<strongbad>Oh, crap! He's still got 'em!</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="3671" end="3708">
<homestar>That'll be ten bucks! Please drive around to the second window!</homestar>
</line>

<line start="3709" end="3712">
<homestar>That'll be ten bucks! Please drive around to the second window!</homestar>
<thecheat>The Cheat hiccups</thecheat>
</line>

<line start="3713" end="3773">
<strongbad>Aww, okay... But, uhhh, can you pay us the ten bucks tomorrow?</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="3774" end="3777">
<thecheat>The Cheat hiccups</thecheat>
</line>

<line start="3778" end="3819">
<homestar>Nah, I'm good for it. I'll pay you the ten bucks right now!</homestar>
</line>

<line start="3844" end="3856">
<strongbad>Hey, The Cheat—</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="3857" end="3860">
<thecheat>The Cheat hiccups</thecheat>
</line>

<line start="3861" end="3890">
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
<strongbad>—I'll give you ten bucks if you stop hiccupping!</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="3891" end="3899">
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
<thecheat>The Cheat noises</thecheat>
</line>

<line start="3900" end="3915">
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
</line>

<line start="3916" end="3925">
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
<thecheat>The Cheat noises</thecheat>
</line>

<line start="3926" end="3935">
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
</line>

<line start="3936" end="3955">
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
<strongbad>Ooh! Hey, Homestar!</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="3956" end="3979">
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
<strongbad>I'll give you ten bucks if you stop breathing!</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="3980" end="3993">
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
<homestar>Okayyougotadeal!</homestar>
</line>

<line start="3994" end="4016">
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
</line>

<line start="4017" end="4029">
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
<homestar sfx="sfx">panting</homestar>
</line>

<line start="4030" end="4040">
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
<homestar>Strong Bad...</homestar>
</line>

<line start="4041" end="4046">
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
<homestar sfx="sfx">panting</homestar>
</line>

<line start="4047" end="4060">
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
<homestar>I couldn't do it...</homestar>
</line>

<line start="4061" end="4067">
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
<homestar sfx="sfx">panting</homestar>
</line>

<line start="4068" end="4082">
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
<homestar>for very long...</homestar>
</line>

<line start="4083" end="4122">
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
<strongbad>I'd try again. Ten is a lot of bucks.</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="4123" end="4144">
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
<homestar>Right right, a lot of ducks!</homestar>
</line>

<line start="4145" end="4362">
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
</line>

<line start="4382" end="4413">
<homestar>I think I'm dressed up as some kind of a golf cart,</homestar>
</line>

<line start="4419" end="4440">
<homestar>so I've got that going for me,</homestar>
</line>

<line start="4445" end="4458">
<homestar>which is nice.</homestar>
</line>

<line start="4467" end="4529">
<homestar>Oh man, The Cheat, your pile of leaves costume is so adorable.</homestar>
</line>

<line start="4532" end="4552">
<homestar>It's... adorable.</homestar>
</line>

<line start="4563" end="4604">
<strongbad>Hello, kiddies! A-meet the Joker!</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="4615" end="4626">
<strongbad>Hey, Marzy,</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="4628" end="4663">
<strongbad>I just can't wait for you to get on the road again...</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="4668" end="4692">
<strongbad>and get hit by a school bus.</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="4704" end="4718">
<strongbad>So, Bubs,</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="4719" end="4786">
<strongbad>your approach this year was to ensure that absolutely no one recognized your costume?</strongbad>
</line>

<line start="4788" end="4801">
<bubs>You got it!</bubs>
</line>

<line start="4810" end="4840">
<coachz>So, Big Boy, eh, Pom Pom?</coachz>
</line>

<line start="4841" end="4885">
<coachz>I was gonna go as Andre 3000 myself.</coachz>
</line>

<line start="4894" end="4946">
<bubs>And remember, like, ten years ago? People's clothes looked funny!</bubs>
</line>

<line start="4947" end="4951">
<br /><strongmad sfx="sfx">laughing</strongmad>
</line>

<line start="4952" end="4966">
<bubs>And the music sounded terrible!</bubs>
<strongmad sfx="sfx">laughing</strongmad>
</line>

<line start="4967" end="4977">
<bubs>And the music sounded terrible!</bubs>
</line>

<line start="4978" end="5002">
<bubs>And the music sounded terrible!</bubs>
<strongmad sfx="sfx">laughing</strongmad>
</line>

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