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<strongbad>All right, so here we are at TrogdorCon!</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="75" end="109">
<strongbad>Got the booth set up and lookin' good.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="110" end="126">
<strongbad>So, The Cheat...</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="127" end="148">
<strongbad>these "Cons"...</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="149" end="173">
<strongbad>what exactly is gonna go on here?</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="174" end="198">
<thecheat>Explanatory The Cheat noises</thecheat>
</line>
<line start="199" end="216">
<strongbad>Geeks and nerds?!</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="217" end="252">
<strongbad>That doesn't sound like anything I wanna be a part of!</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="253" end="269">
<thecheat>Suggestive The Cheat noises</thecheat>
</line>
<line start="270" end="299">
<strongbad>Ladies in skimpy sci-fi costumes?</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="300" end="336">
<strongbad>That sounds like everything I wanna be a part of!</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="337" end="377">
<strongbad>Are you sure they're in the same place as the geeks and nerds?</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="378" end="398">
<strongbad>That doesn't make any sense.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="399" end="437">
<strongbad>Ladies in skimpy outfits should be hanging out with me,</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="438" end="483">
<strongbad>and to a lesser degree, football players and rappers.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="484" end="518">
<strongbad>Not geeks, nerds, or any of their smelly brethren.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="519" end="537">
<thecheat>The Cheat noises</thecheat>
</line>
<line start="538" end="564">
<strongbad>Yeah, I'll see it when I believe it.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="565" end="576">
<sfx>music playing</sfx>
</line>
<line start="577" end="599">
<homestar>Oooh, Booth 101!</homestar>
</line>
<line start="600" end="617">
<homestar>My favorite booth!</homestar>
</line>
<line start="618" end="642">
<homestar>Hey, guess who I'm supposed to be!</homestar>
</line>
<line start="643" end="656">
<strongbad>Um...</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="657" end="670">
<strongbad>Um...</strongbad>
<strongbad>Homestar Runner?</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="671" end="686">
<homestar>Hey, you got it!</homestar>
</line>
<line start="687" end="704">
<homestar>First try!</homestar>
</line>
<line start="705" end="742">
<homestar>Was it my star or propeller cap that gave it away?</homestar>
</line>
<line start="743" end="790">
<strongbad>It was your unbelievably loose grasp on the world around you.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="791" end="817">
<homestar>Yeah, I guess I do have one of those.</homestar>
</line>
<line start="818" end="855">
<homestar>Hey, what kind of cool stuff do you guys have here?</homestar>
</line>
<line start="856" end="899">
<homestar>Got any pewter figurines, or maybe some magna?</homestar>
</line>
<line start="900" end="924">
<strongbad>Nope, just hangin' out.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="925" end="940">
<strongbad>Seeing what walks by.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="941" end="946">
<homestar>Oh oh,</homestar>
</line>
<line start="947" end="961">
<homestar>I can walk by!</homestar>
</line>
<line start="962" end="970">
<homestar>Here,</homestar>
</line>
<line start="971" end="976">
<homestar>watch!</homestar>
</line>
<line start="990" end="1066">
<sfx>music abruptly stops</sfx>
<homestar>Left, right, left, right, right, right, no—left, right, left, right. </homestar>
</line>
<line start="1067" end="1093">
<strongbad>So, by the way, The Cheat,</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1094" end="1113">
<strongbad>what are "gamertags"?</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1114" end="1145">
<strongbad>And why do we have boxes of them behind us?</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1146" end="1161">
<thecheat>Explanatory The Cheat noises</thecheat>
</line>
<line start="1162" end="1189">
<strongbad>So we're not really selling gamertags?</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1190" end="1196">
<thecheat>The Cheat noises</thecheat>
</line>
<line start="1197" end="1214">
<strongbad>What're we really gonna be selling?</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1215" end="1242">
<strongbad>Some of those million sided dies?</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1243" end="1268">
<thecheat>The Cheat noises</thecheat>
</line>
<line start="1269" end="1279">
<strongbad>So,</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1280" end="1348">
<strongbad>us hanging out selling gamertags is a front for us plain ol' hanging out.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1349" end="1358">
<thecheat>Affirmative The Cheat noises</thecheat>
</line>
<line start="1359" end="1380">
<strongbad>The Cheat, you're a genius!</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1381" end="1399">
<strongbad>I don't pay you enough!</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1400" end="1414">
<thecheat>Angry The Cheat noises</thecheat>
</line>
<line start="1415" end="1427">
<strongbad>Oh right,</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1428" end="1445">
<strongbad>I don't pay you at all.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1446" end="1466">
<strongbad>That's what I meant to say.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1467" end="1549">
<strongbad>Now let's kick back and see if we can't summon some skimpily-clad ladies to Ye Olde Gamertag Booth.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1550" end="1558">
<thecheat>The Cheat noises</thecheat>
</line>
<line start="1561" end="1610">
<sfx>sound of an alpine horn</sfx>
</line>
<line start="1611" end="1633">
<strongbad>Oh! Where'd you get that bad boy?</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1634" end="1646">
<thecheat>The Cheat noises</thecheat>
</line>
<line start="1647" end="1667">
<strongbad>Booth 709, huh?</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1668" end="1687">
<strongbad>I'll have to go check that out!</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1688" end="1713">
<thecheat>Excited The Cheat noises</thecheat>
</line>
<line start="1714" end="1739">
<strongbad>They've got axes and swords!?</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1740" end="1778">
<strongbad>Man, this con just keeps gettin' better all the time!</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1782" end="1800">
<strongbad>Oh, and we've hit a snag.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1801" end="1831">
<strongsad>What are you guys doing here?</strongsad>
</line>
<line start="1832" end="1844">
<strongbad>Hangin' out.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1845" end="1884">
<strongbad>Don't tell nobody, but secretly we're really just hangin' out.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1885" end="1916">
<strongsad>But didn't it cost money to get a booth?</strongsad>
</line>
<line start="1917" end="1923">
<strongbad>Look,</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1924" end="1950">
<strongbad>I don't know where The Cheat got 500 bucks</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1951" end="1980">
<strongbad>or where your missing 500 bucks is.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1981" end="2035">
<strongbad>All I know is that we're hanging out here at TrogdorCon '97!</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="2036" end="2051">
<strongbad>Or in your case,</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="2052" end="2081">
<strongbad>Trog-dork-on '97.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="2082" end="2133">
<strongsad>It's not called TrogdorCon and it's 2005!</strongsad>
</line>
<line start="2134" end="2154">
<strongbad>It might be for you, but...</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="2167" end="2198">
<strongbad>you're... a butt.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="2199" end="2224">
<strongsad>That's a good 'un, Strong Bad.</strongsad>
</line>
<line start="2225" end="2267">
<strongsad>Okay, I'm gonna go buy some a-ni-me!</strongsad>
</line>
<line start="2268" end="2291">
<strongbad>It's called Japanimation!</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="2292" end="2323">
<strongbad>Least it was last time I checked...</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="2324" end="2344">
<strongbad>which was 1987.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="2352" end="2380">
<strongbad>I don't know about all this, The Cheat.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="2381" end="2417">
<strongbad>Maybe it's time we filled up that horn of yours with pea soup</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="2418" end="2456">
<strongbad>and tried to shoot it all the way over to that Godzilla guy's booth.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="2457" end="2470">
<thecheat>Excited The Cheat noises</thecheat>
</line>
<line start="2481" end="2535">
<sfx>sound of an alpine horn</sfx>
</line>
<line start="2541" end="2563">
<strongbad>Hey, loincloth,</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="2564" end="2599">
<strongbad>please to be putting on more clothes...</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="2600" end="2609">
<strongbad>Ugh...</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="2610" end="2635">
<strongbad>like five or six...</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="2636" end="2651">
<strongbad>more clothes...</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="2654" end="2677">
<strongbad>Oh, what's up, ironic costume?</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="2678" end="2710">
<strongbad>I suppose you think you're cooler than everyone here!</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="2711" end="2726">
<strongbad>Well, guess what:</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="2727" end="2758">
<strongbad>You're also here.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="2759" end="2787">
<strongbad>At the comic book convention.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="2790" end="2834">
<strongbad>I never thought I'd see the day where a tattoo was a bad thing,</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="2835" end="2865">
<strongbad>but you madam, have shown me the light.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="2869" end="2930">
<strongbad>Just for fun I think I'm gonna start throwing boxes of gamertags at dudes wearin' kilts.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="2933" end="2975">
<strongbad>The fact that your costume is accurate down to the tiniest detail</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="2976" end="3025">
<strongbad>does not change the fact that that TV show sucked.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="3028" end="3056">
<strongbad>Man if I see another person in a diaper— </strongbad>
</line>
<line start="3058" end="3079">
<strongbad>Oh, hello Rotunda!</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="3080" end="3141">
<strongbad>Your physique certainly merits you wearing that leather bikini and fishnet hose.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="3155" end="3246">
<kingoftown>Ohhh, somebody picked the wrong authorized Godzilla reseller to mess with today!</kingoftown>
</line>
</transcript>
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