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| '''These are the [[English language|English]] subtitles for [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]].''' <span class="hovul" style="font-size:smaller;background:#EEE;border:1px #999 solid;padding:2px;margin-left:6px;white-space:nowrap">[https://homestarrunner.com/tgs9.html watch this toon]</span>
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<line start="17" end="42" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Teen Girl Squad!</line>
<line start="48" end="57" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Cheerleader!</line>
<line start="62" end="74" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">So and So!</line>
<line start="78" end="91" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">What's Her Face!</line>
<line start="92" end="110" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The Ugly One!</line>
<line start="125" end="148" speaker="cheerleader">Okay, my Spanish galleons,</line>
<line start="149" end="171" speaker="cheerleader">this summer's gonna be different.</line>
<line start="172" end="205" speaker="cheerleader">Say goodbye to hangin' out next to this old person.</line>
<line start="210" end="236">
<theuglyone>Bye, old person.</theuglyone>
<other>Bye, old person.</other>
</line>
<line start="237" end="295" speaker="cheerleader">Cuz now I'm best friends with an olda girl what has her LEARNER'S PERMiT!</line>
<line start="299" end="324">
<soandso>LEARNER'S PERMiT!</soandso>
<theuglyone>LEARNER'S PERMiT!</theuglyone>
<other>LEARNER'S OiNTMENT!</other>
</line>
<line start="325" end="350" speaker="whatsherface">I've had my license for a year--</line>
<line start="350" end="363" speaker="cheerleader">Stop saying words.</line>
<line start="369" end="387" speaker="cheerleader">Here she comes now!</line>
<line start="392" end="423" speaker="other">10 O CLOCK AND 2 O CLOCK!</line>
<line start="424" end="463" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">DRiVER'S ED'D...DEAD!</line>
<line start="464" end="494" speaker="cheerleader">OW, MY ENTiRE LiFE!</line>
<line start="497" end="529" speaker="soandso">Whoa, Cheerleader's gone.</line>
<line start="541" end="573">
<soandso>WE'RE FREE!</soandso>
<theuglyone>WE'RE FREE!</theuglyone>
<whatsherface>WE'RE FREE!</whatsherface>
<other>WE'RE OiNTMENT!</other>
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<line start="574" end="608" speaker="theuglyone">The tyranny is over!</line>
<line start="609" end="642" speaker="soandso">I can overachieve like a bandit!</line>
<line start="643" end="677" speaker="whatsherface">I can date science-fiction greg again!</line>
<line start="678" end="707" speaker="theuglyone">I can stop showering!</line>
<line start="708" end="734" speaker="other">I can be a teen girl!</line>
<line start="741" end="757" speaker="other">Ain't no teen girl.</line>
<line start="786" end="802" speaker="other">Quite good, quite good.</line>
<line start="823" end="896" speaker="soandso">You guys, I think this might be the start of a kinder, gentler squad of teen girls.</line>
<line start="928" end="992" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">A glue stick, some glitter paint, words cut out from a magazine.</line>
<line start="995" end="1023" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">"BFF" carved in a tree</line>
<line start="1025" end="1054" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">That stands for BAOW FAOM FROOSH!</line>
<line start="1055" end="1118" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">A Port-a-John, came to life. Put on a play with So and So.</line>
<line start="1119" end="1176" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Unfortunately, they didn't get very good reviews.</line>
<line start="1181" end="1243" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">What's Her Face ate Staple Sauce. A heaping bowl of Staple Sauce.</line>
<line start="1245" end="1310" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Then Crazy Learner's Permit Girl gave me a ride to Babbage's.</line>
<line start="1317" end="1349" speaker="strongbad">What?! They don't got no Turbografx games?!</line>
<line start="1359" end="1401" speaker="cheerleader">Okay, my art galleries. Let's get ready to be...</line>
<line start="1402" end="1430" speaker="all">So dead!</line>
<line start="1438" end="1459" speaker="other">I look so good.</line>
<line start="1464" end="1490" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">It's over!</line>
<line start="1500" end="1523" speaker="scifigreg">I knew she'd come back to me.</line>
<line start="1527" end="1570" speaker="scifigreg">Ever since my experience points went into triple digits,</line>
<line start="1575" end="1655" speaker="scifigreg">I've had to keep the ladies and valkyries off with a 2 handed +3 broadsword.</line>
<line start="1659" end="1690" speaker="dndgreg">Hey, quit biting my style!</line>
<line start="1709" end="1744" speaker="tompkins">Who did the rest of my pre-algebra homework?</line>
<line start="1751" end="1800" speaker="soandso">The over-achiever bandit strikes again!!!</line>

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