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| '''These are the [[English language|English]] subtitles for [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]].''' <span class="hovul" style="font-size:smaller;background:#EEE;border:1px #999 solid;padding:2px;margin-left:6px;white-space:nowrap">[https://homestarrunner.com/tgs5.html watch this toon]</span>
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<line start="16" end="57" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Teen Girl Squad! </line>
<line start="58" end="73" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Cheerleader!</line>
<line start="74" end="88" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voicover">So and So!</line>
<line start="89" end="105" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">What's Her Face!</line>
<line start="106" end="132" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The Ugly One!</line>
<line start="137" end="158" speaker="whatsherface">I got a postcard.</line>
<line start="159" end="184" speaker="whatsherface" voiceover="voiceover">Dear the one with baggy pants,</line>
<line start="185" end="208" speaker="whatsherface" voiceover="voiceover">WE'RE ON SPRING BREAK!!</line>
<line start="209" end="237" speaker="whatsherface" voiceover="voiceover">We tried to call you, but we forgot. </line>
<line start="238" end="304" speaker="whatsherface" voiceover="voiceover">We are having WAY too much fun and we'll try to remember to bring you a shell or some sand.</line>
<line start="319" end="343" speaker="whatsherface">This side has birds on it.</line>
<line start="344" end="355" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">CHOMP!</line>
<line start="375" end="397"><cheerleader>WE'RE ON VACATION!</cheerleader><soandso>WE'RE ON VACATION!</soandso><theuglyone>WE'RE ON VACATION!</theuglyone></line>
<line start="398" end="428" speaker="soandso">It's like the fun never ends!</line>
<line start="429" end="468" speaker="cheerleader">Let's go put our stuff down by them olda boys.</line>
<line start="482" end="502" speaker="other">I miss video games.</line>
<line start="512" end="527" speaker="other">I miss my mom.</line>
<line start="538" end="558" speaker="soandso">I bet they play sports!</line>
<line start="561" end="586" speaker="theuglyone">Ooh... I'm too NERVOUS!</line>
<line start="602" end="617" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">PERCH!</line>
<line start="618" end="642" speaker="theuglyone">My lungs are filling up with sand. </line>
<line start="653" end="670" speaker="theuglyone">And cigarrette butts.</line>
<line start="671" end="697" speaker="cheerleader">Hiya boys! Is this spot taken?</line>
<line start="703" end="726"><cheerleader>We're in college!</cheerleader><soandso>We're in 8th grade!</soandso></line>
<line start="727" end="746"><other sfx="sfx">sniggers</other><other sfx="sfx">sniggers</other></line>
<line start="747" end="754" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">PUNT!</line>
<line start="755" end="795" speaker="soandso">Ow! My hopes of reaching 1st base!</line>
<line start="796" end="848" speaker="cheerleader">Oh, that's just my little sister who's at least 5 years younger than me. </line>
<line start="849" end="868" speaker="cheerleader">She's never kissed a boy.</line>
<line start="869" end="891" speaker="other">You look the same age.</line>
<line start="892" end="916" speaker="cheerleader">I'M 5 YEARS OLDER AND IN COLLEGE!!!</line>
<line start="917" end="943" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">SAILING MISHAP!!</line>
<line start="952" end="966" speaker="other">I'm gonna miss her.</line>
<line start="978" end="998" speaker="other">I'm gonna miss video games.</line>
<line start="1004" end="1047" speaker="theuglyone">I hope nobody cool or famous is staring at me.</line>
<line start="1055" end="1080" speaker="other">Look, look at that girl.</line>
<line start="1085" end="1115" speaker="soandso">She's my friend, but not my best.</line>
<line start="1131" end="1175" speaker="soandso">Now who wants to tandem parasail with me?</line>
<line start="1176" end="1182" speaker="other">Woot.</line>
<line start="1183" end="1188"><other>Woot.</other><other>Woot.</other></line>
<line start="1189" end="1200"><other>Woot.</other><other>Woot.</other><other>Woot.</other></line>
<line start="1201" end="1220" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">IT'S ALMOST OVER!</line>
<line start="1225" end="1246" speaker="whatsherface">Do an Indy Nosebone.</line>
<line start="1259" end="1294" speaker="soandso">Soooooooo goooooooooood...!!</line>
<line start="1304" end="1340" speaker="whatsherface">I think my friend and some presidents just flew by.</line>
<line start="1341" end="1380" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">LATE 360 SHOVE-IT TO BONELESS!!<span style="visibility:hidden">...'D</span></line>
<line start="1381" end="1390" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">LATE 360 SHOVE-IT TO BONELESS!!...'D</line>
<line start="1391" end="1413" speaker="whatsherface">Sweet moves, Thomas!</line>
<line start="1414" end="1430" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">NOW IT'S OVER! </line>
<line start="1447" end="1468" speaker="other">I miss video games.</line>
<line start="1469" end="1485" speaker="other">I miss my mom.</line>
<line start="1486" end="1505" speaker="other">I miss video games. </line>
<line start="1506" end="1525" speaker="other">I-I-I miss my mom. </line>
<line start="1526" end="1547" speaker="other">I miss video games. </line>
<line start="1548" end="1564" speaker="other">I miss my mom. </line>
<line start="1565" end="1584" speaker="other">I miss video games. </line>
<line start="1585" end="1609" speaker="other">I-I-I miss my mom.</line>
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