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<line start="25" end="57" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Teen Girl Squad!</line>
<line start="58" end="71" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Cheerleader!</line>
<line start="72" end="86" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">So and So!</line>
<line start="87" end="103" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">What's Her Face!</line>
<line start="104" end="125" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">The Ugly One!</line>
<line start="128" end="148" speaker="cheerleader">Oh my grash, gals!</line>
<line start="148" end="185" speaker="cheerleader">Guess who just got a date for the priggidy prizom?!</line>
<line start="185" end="221" speaker="whatsherface">I'm a little rusty on my white girl gangsta.</line>
<line start="221" end="255" speaker="whatsherface">Does that mean you're dating a pretty prism?</line>
<line start="255" end="290" speaker="soandso">No no, that's the name of this year's prom.</line>
<line start="290" end="319" speaker="soandso">I was on every committee ever.</line>
<line start="319" end="348" speaker="soandso">It's called Priggidy Prizom: Thugchantment at the Cloughb.</line>
<line start="348" end="379" speaker="soandso">It's called Priggidy Prizom: Thugchantment at the Cloughb.</line>
<line start="379" end="423" speaker="cheerleader">So, again I ask, gresh who got a date for the prom?</line>
<line start="424" end="430">
<soandso>Me.</soandso>
</line>
<line start="430" end="436">
<soandso>Me.</soandso>
<whatsherface>Me.</whatsherface>
</line>
<line start="436" end="442">
<soandso>Me.</soandso>
<whatsherface>Me.</whatsherface>
<theuglyone>Me.</theuglyone>
</line>
<line start="445" end="464" speaker="cheerleader">Let me rephrase.</line>
<line start="464" end="505" speaker="cheerleader">Guess who got a non-Greg date for the prom?</line>
<line start="505" end="511" speaker="soandso">Oh.</line>
<line start="511" end="517">
<soandso>Oh.</soandso>
<whatsherface>Oh.</whatsherface>
</line>
<line start="517" end="523">
<soandso>Oh.</soandso>
<whatsherface>Oh.</whatsherface>
<theuglyone>Oh.</theuglyone>
</line>
<line start="524" end="600" speaker="scifigreg">So I figure we'll teleport into the prom to make a really grand entrance.</line>
<line start="600" end="618" speaker="scifigreg">Anybody know where I can get some endurium?</line>
<line start="618" end="633" speaker="scifigreg">Anybody know where I can get some endurium?</line>
<line start="634" end="680" speaker="japaneseculturegreg">Come on Chizuko, we're too cool for the prom anyway.</line>
<line start="681" end="749" speaker="other">Welcome, American investor, to 2005 Consumer Robotics Show!</line>
<line start="750" end="800" speaker="scifigreg">You'd think I'd be into life-size, realistic robots,</line>
<line start="801" end="883" speaker="scifigreg">but that thing makes me wanna barf up my earlier energy drink into the one I'm currently drinking.</line>
<line start="884" end="905">
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">UNCANNY VALLEY'D!</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="906" end="939">
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">UNCANNY VALLEY'D!</strongbad>
<japaneseculturegreg>THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE!</japaneseculturegreg>
</line>
<line start="942" end="978" speaker="cheerleader">That's right, I just grot asked to the prom by Cheerleader Brian!</line>
<line start="978" end="1001" speaker="cheerleader">That's right, I just grot asked to the prom by Cheerleader Brian!</line>
<line start="1002" end="1053" speaker="soandso">Cheerleader Cheerleader, you're going to the prom with Cheerleader Brian?</line>
<line start="1053" end="1089" speaker="whatsherface">Isn't that like going to the prom with your dad?</line>
<line start="1089" end="1121">
<theuglyone>And we've all been there, right gals?</theuglyone>
</line>
<line start="1122" end="1131">
<theuglyone>And we've all been there, right gals?</theuglyone>
<sfx>Music stops</sfx>
</line>
<line start="1131" end="1146">
<theuglyone>And we've all been there, right gals?</theuglyone>
<sfx>Music stops</sfx>
<theuglyone volume=".8">enh?</theuglyone>
</line>
<line start="1147" end="1164" speaker="soandso">Uhhhh...so,</line>
<line start="1165" end="1170" speaker="soandso">Uhhhh... so,</line>
<line start="1171" end="1200">
<sfx>Music resumes</sfx>
<soandso>How much did everybody's dress cost?</soandso>
</line>
<line start="1201" end="1206">
<cheerleader>More than yours!</cheerleader>
</line>
<line start="1207" end="1221">
<cheerleader>More than yours!</cheerleader>
<theuglyone>Less than yours!</theuglyone>
</line>
<line start="1222" end="1292" speaker="whatsherface">Um, what is this... dress you speak of?</line>
<line start="1292" end="1312" speaker="whatsherface">Is a... food?</line>
<line start="1312" end="1331" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Krakow!</line>
<line start="1331" end="1387" speaker="strongbad"><sfx>Echo</sfx>You do not belong at the junior prom, What's Her Face!</line>
<line start="1387" end="1406" speaker="whatsherface">I don't?</line>
<line start="1406" end="1469" speaker="strongbad"><sfx>echo</sfx>You will come into your own in college, and thrive!</line>
<line start="1469" end="1490" speaker="whatsherface">I will?</line>
<line start="1490" end="1495" speaker="strongbad">Heh. No. Sparrow'd.</line>
<line start="1495" end="1501" speaker="strongbad">Heh. No. Sparrow'd.</line>
<line start="1501" end="1510" speaker="strongbad">Heh. No. Sparrow'd.</line>
<line start="1510" end="1552" speaker="whatsherface">A new twist on an old classic!</line>
<line start="1574" end="1613" speaker="cheerleader">Conference room C at the Sheraton!</line>
<line start="1613" end="1655" speaker="cheerleader">It's even more magical than I ever dreamed!</line>
<line start="1655" end="1723" speaker="soandso"><sfx>Drum beat</sfx>I can't believe we got a cardboard cutout of Tenerence Love to play our Junior Prom!</line>
<line start="1723" end="1796" speaker="tenerence" voiceover="voiceover"><sfx>Music</sfx>Light purple cummerbund, you know you're my only one,</line>
<line start="1796" end="1893" speaker="tenerence" voiceover="voiceover"><sfx>Music</sfx>don't need no date to the prom, 'cause I got a light purple cummerbund on.</line>
<line start="1899" end="1940" speaker="cheerleaderbrian"><sfx>Music continues throughout</sfx>This place has spirit!</line>
<line start="1940" end="1959" speaker="cheerleader">Oh, shut it off, will ya?</line>
<line start="1959" end="2041" speaker="scifigreg">So, So and So, I'm so sorry Open Source Greg stood you up so. Oh.</line>
<line start="2041" end="2049" speaker="scifigreg">So, So and So, I'm so sorry Open Source Greg stood you up so. Oh.</line>
<line start="2049" end="2110" speaker="soandso">Oh, he didn't. He just sent his avatar in his stead.</line>
<line start="2110" end="2120" speaker="opensourcegreg"><sfx>Beep</sfx>Here, let me help you with that corsage.</line>
<line start="2120" end="2144" speaker="opensourcegreg"><sfx>Beep</sfx>Here, let me help you with that corsage.</line>
<line start="2144" end="2154" speaker="opensourcegreg"><sfx>Beep</sfx>It doubles as a thumb drive.</line>
<line start="2154" end="2169" speaker="opensourcegreg"><sfx>Beep</sfx>It doubles as a thumb drive.</line>
<line start="2169" end="2179" speaker="opensourcegreg"><sfx>Beep</sfx>I make them myself!</line>
<line start="2179" end="2195" speaker="opensourcegreg"><sfx>Beep</sfx>I make them myself!</line>
<line start="2195" end="2216" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Betrayal!</line>
<line start="2216" end="2226" speaker="opensourcegreg"><sfx>Beep</sfx>All her save data! Lost!</line>
<line start="2226" end="2258" speaker="opensourcegreg"><sfx>Beep</sfx>All her save data! Lost!</line>
<line start="2258" end="2350" speaker="theuglyone">Thanks for dinner, D n' D Greg. So exotic. I mean, southwestern egg rolls?</line>
<line start="2351" end="2369" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Dadgrasp!</line>
<line start="2369" end="2426" speaker="manolios">So okay, Romeo. You think you're so great? Captain of the basketball force?</line>
<line start="2426" end="2466" speaker="manolios">You lay one finger on my daughter, I gut you like sheep.</line>
<line start="2466" end="2489" speaker="other">It's not so bad!</line>
<line start="2489" end="2509" speaker="manolios">No, I'm a joke.</line>
<line start="2509" end="2525" speaker="manolios">Gonna marry my little girl? I gut you like sheep.</line>
<line start="2525" end="2537" speaker="manolios">Gonna marry my little girl? I gut you like sheep.</line>
<line start="2537" end="2545" speaker="manolios">How much you make? I gut you like sheep.</line>
<line start="2545" end="2556" speaker="manolios">How much you make? I gut you like sheep.</line>
<line start="2556" end="2565" speaker="manolios">Got good knees? I gut you like sheep.</line>
<line start="2565" end="2576" speaker="manolios">Got good knees? I gut you like sheep.</line>
<line start="2576" end="2604" speaker="manolios">Half stereo, two seventy-five ...like sheep.</line>
<line start="2604" end="2614" speaker="manolios">Half stereo, two seventy-five ...like sheep.</line>
<line start="2614" end="2697" speaker="dndgreg">I can assure you, Mr. Gly-One, I have never played a single bounce of basketball in my life.</line>
<line start="2697" end="2706" speaker="manolios">I gut you like sheep.</line>
<line start="2706" end="2745" speaker="dndgreg">Owww! Sheep, you lied!</line>
<line start="2746" end="2815" speaker="cheerleader">Feel free to get slightly less appropriate with those hands, Cheerleader Brian.</line>
<line start="2816" end="2849" speaker="cheerleaderbrian">Oh, you mean like awesome prom Spirit!!</line>
<line start="2849" end="2881" speaker="cheerleaderbrian">And rip a cupie into a cradle catch!</line>
<line start="2881" end="2907" speaker="cheerleader">Put me down! I'm off duty!</line>
<line start="2908" end="2932" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">PRETTY PRISM!</line>
<line start="2945" end="2958" speaker="theuglyone">Come on girls! We gotta hurry up and get our pictures taken before...</line>
<line start="2959" end="2975" speaker="theuglyone">Come on girls! Memories! Memories! We gotta hurry up and get our pictures taken before...</line>
<line start="2976" end="3008" speaker="theuglyone">Come on girls! We gotta hurry up and get our pictures taken before...</line>
<line start="3011" end="3031" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">It's over!</line>
<line start="3031" end="3038" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover" volume=".8">Chi-click!</line>

<line start="3050" end="3090" speaker="sfx">Music</line>
<line start="3090" end="3127" speaker="tenerence"><sfx>Music</sfx>Light purple cummerbund,</line>
<line start="3127" end="3164" speaker="tenerence" voiceover="voiceover"><sfx>Music</sfx>You know you're my only one!</line>
<line start="3164" end="3192" speaker="tenerence"><sfx>Music</sfx>Don't need no date to the prom</line>
<line start="3192" end="3232" speaker="tenerence" voiceover="voiceover"><sfx>Music</sfx>'Cause I got a light purple cummerbund on</line>
<line start="3232" end="3268" speaker="peaceyp"><sfx>Music</sfx>Thug chantment at the cloughb,</line>
<line start="3268" end="3304" speaker="peaceyp"><sfx>Music</sfx>Rhymin' 'bout a light purple cummerbund.</line>
<line start="3304" end="3340" speaker="peaceyp"><sfx>Music</sfx>It fits up on my abdomen like a glove,</line>
<line start="3340" end="3377" speaker="peaceyp"><sfx>Music</sfx>Peacey P rhymin' with a cardboard cutout of</line>
<line start="3377" end="3436">
<sfx>Music</sfx>
<peaceyp>Tenerererererence Loerrrve.</peaceyp>
<tenerence>Tenerererererence Looooooooooove.</tenerence>
</line>
<line start="3436" end="3462" speaker="tenerence"><sfx>Music</sfx>Remainder three!</line>
<line start="3462" end="3488" speaker="tenerence"><sfx>Music</sfx>Repeating.</line>
<line start="3488" end="3503" speaker="peaceyp"><sfx>Music</sfx>And we out!</line>
<line start="3503" end="3570" speaker="peaceyp">(speaking quickly) Dudes, don't forget to take your tux back tomorrow before noon or they charge you like two hundred dollars or some'n.</line>
<line start="3570" end="3587" speaker="peaceyp">It's ridankalus.</line>
<line start="3598" end="3607">
<sfx>Music</sfx>
<manolios volume=".75">I gut you like sheep.</manolios>
</line>
<line start="3607" end="3641">
<sfx>Music</sfx>
<dndgreg volume=".75">Owww! Sheep! You lied!</dndgreg>
</line>
<line start="3641" end="3659" speaker="tompkins"><sfx>Music</sfx>Stupid 4 Gregs.</line>
<line start="3659" end="3710" speaker="tompkins"><sfx>Music</sfx>There was a time when I woulda been massacred as one of those girls' prom date.</line>
<line start="3710" end="3743">
<sfx>Music</sfx>
<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Tenerrow'd!</strongbad>
</line>
</transcript>
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