https://hrwikitwice.com/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Subtitles_sbemailiarized%2Fen Subtitles sbemailiarized/en - Revision history 2026-07-15T13:04:52Z Revision history for this page on the wiki MediaWiki 1.46.0 https://hrwikitwice.com/index.php?title=Subtitles_sbemailiarized/en&diff=12577&oldid=prev imported>HRWikiMirrorBot: Reimported from hrwiki.org Wayback HTML→wikitext (full reconvert) 2026-07-14T14:24:44Z <p>Reimported from hrwiki.org Wayback HTML→wikitext (full reconvert)</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>&lt;!-- Mirrored from Homestar Runner Wiki (hrwiki.org) via Wayback Machine --&gt;<br /> {| class=&quot;wikitable&quot; style=&quot;width:100%;&quot;<br /> |-<br /> | https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/4/41/Subtitles_Project_Logo.png/80px-Subtitles_Project_Logo.png&#039;&#039;&#039;WM0&#039;&#039;&#039;<br /> |<br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;These are the [[English language|English]] subtitles for [[Sbemailiarized!]].&#039;&#039;&#039; [https://homestarrunner.com/sbemailiarized.html watch this toon]<br /> To watch the toon with subtitles, we recommend that you install either the &#039;&#039;&#039;[[User:Phlip/Greasemonkey|All-In-One Greasemonkey script]]&#039;&#039;&#039; for Firefox or the &#039;&#039;&#039;[https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/homestar-all-in-one/ekecfcebbojjfaiendgjgcadampmppdb Homestar All-In-One extension]&#039;&#039;&#039; for Chrome.&lt;br /&gt;It will give you the option to automatically display subtitles when you view toons on [https://homestarrunner.com/ homestarrunner.com] and those mirrored locally. Alternatively, you may use our [http://subtitles.hrwiki.org/sbemailiarized/en local viewer].<br /> |}<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;en&#039;&#039;&#039; <br /> [[Subtitles:sbemailiarized/de|de]] <br /> [[Subtitles:sbemailiarized/he|he]] <br /> [[Subtitles:sbemailiarized/es|es]] <br /> [[Subtitles:sbemailiarized/fr|fr]] <br /> [[Subtitles:sbemailiarized/nl|nl]] <br /> [[Subtitles:sbemailiarized/fi|fi]] <br /> [[Subtitles:sbemailiarized/pl|pl]] <br /> [[Subtitles:sbemailiarized/pt-br|pt-br]] <br /> [[Subtitles:sbemailiarized/tr|tr]]<br /> <br /> &lt;pre&gt;<br /> &lt;?xml version=&quot;1.0&quot; encoding=&quot;utf-8&quot;?&gt;<br /> &lt;transcript xml:lang=&quot;en-us&quot; file=&quot;sbemailiarized.swf&quot; width=&quot;550&quot; height=&quot;400&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;16&quot; end=&quot;30&quot;&gt;&lt;sfx volume=&quot;0.8&quot;&gt;music&lt;/sfx&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;31&quot; end=&quot;50&quot;&gt;&lt;strongbad&gt;Never mind new sbemails!&lt;/strongbad&gt;&lt;sfx volume=&quot;0.8&quot;&gt;music&lt;/sfx&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;51&quot; end=&quot;63&quot;&gt;&lt;strongbad&gt;It&#039;s Sbemailiarized Entertainment!&lt;/strongbad&gt;&lt;sfx volume=&quot;0.8&quot;&gt;music&lt;/sfx&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;64&quot; end=&quot;86&quot;&gt;&lt;strongbad&gt;It&#039;s Sbemailiarized Entertainment!&lt;/strongbad&gt;&lt;sfx&gt;series of notes&lt;/sfx&gt;&lt;sfx volume=&quot;0.8&quot;&gt;music&lt;/sfx&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;87&quot; end=&quot;112&quot;&gt;&lt;sfx&gt;series of notes&lt;/sfx&gt;&lt;sfx volume=&quot;0.8&quot;&gt;music&lt;/sfx&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;113&quot; end=&quot;136&quot;&gt;&lt;strongbad&gt;Hi. Yeah, it&#039;s Strong Bad.&lt;/strongbad&gt;&lt;sfx volume=&quot;0.8&quot;&gt;music&lt;/sfx&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;137&quot; end=&quot;188&quot;&gt;&lt;strongbad&gt;This-a one time people ask me, &quot;What separates the men from the boys?&lt;/strongbad&gt;&lt;sfx volume=&quot;0.8&quot;&gt;music&lt;/sfx&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;189&quot; end=&quot;211&quot;&gt;&lt;strongbad&gt;&quot;The wheat from the chaff?&lt;/strongbad&gt;&lt;sfx volume=&quot;0.8&quot;&gt;music&lt;/sfx&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;212&quot; end=&quot;245&quot;&gt;&lt;strongbad&gt;&quot;The sbemails from the other cartoons?&quot;&lt;/strongbad&gt;&lt;sfx volume=&quot;0.8&quot;&gt;music&lt;/sfx&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;246&quot; end=&quot;273&quot;&gt;&lt;strongbad&gt;And I told them: &quot;Not all that much!&quot;&lt;/strongbad&gt;&lt;sfx volume=&quot;0.8&quot;&gt;music&lt;/sfx&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;274&quot; end=&quot;294&quot;&gt;&lt;other voiceover=&quot;yes&quot;&gt;Oooh!&lt;/other&gt;&lt;sfx volume=&quot;0.8&quot;&gt;music&lt;/sfx&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;295&quot; end=&quot;351&quot;&gt;&lt;strongbad&gt;Watch as I sbemailiarize myself with this classic cartoon!&lt;/strongbad&gt;&lt;sfx volume=&quot;0.8&quot;&gt;music&lt;/sfx&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;352&quot; end=&quot;356&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;static&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;357&quot; end=&quot;371&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&quot;Dear Strongbad,&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;372&quot; end=&quot;394&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&quot;Coach Z talks real funny.&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;395&quot; end=&quot;419&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&quot;Jimty, St. Pod&quot;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;420&quot; end=&quot;447&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Jimty? That&#039;s a weird name!&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;448&quot; end=&quot;470&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;And you misspelled funny.&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;471&quot; end=&quot;491&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Let&#039;s cut to Coach Z!&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;492&quot; end=&quot;537&quot; speaker=&quot;coachz&quot;&gt;I uh, I say you did a great &lt;em&gt;jorb&lt;/em&gt; out there.&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;538&quot; end=&quot;577&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;I cam&#039;b deven umberstand wum that guy&#039;s sane!&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;578&quot; end=&quot;590&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Zee you nezz dime!&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;591&quot; end=&quot;593&quot;&gt;&lt;strongbad&gt;Zee you nezz dime!&lt;/strongbad&gt;&lt;thepaper&gt;Preeow!&lt;/thepaper&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;594&quot; end=&quot;600&quot;&gt;&lt;strongbad&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;Zee you nezz dime!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strongbad&gt;&lt;thepaper&gt;Preeow!&lt;/thepaper&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;601&quot; end=&quot;605&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;static&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;606&quot; end=&quot;655&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;See? I turned that old cratoon &lt;!--sic--&gt; into a Strong Bad Email!&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;656&quot; end=&quot;690&quot;&gt;&lt;strongbad&gt;The secret is this: We take a classic cartoon,&lt;/strongbad&gt;&lt;sfx volume=&quot;0.8&quot;&gt;music&lt;/sfx&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;691&quot; end=&quot;698&quot;&gt;&lt;strongbad&gt;The secret is this: We take a classic cartoon,&lt;/strongbad&gt;&lt;sfx volume=&quot;0.8&quot;&gt;music&lt;/sfx&gt;&lt;sfx&gt;thud!&lt;/sfx&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;699&quot; end=&quot;701&quot;&gt;&lt;strongbad voiceover=&quot;yes&quot;&gt;and bookend it with my snarky wagglehead and an old computer!&lt;/strongbad&gt;&lt;sfx volume=&quot;0.8&quot;&gt;music&lt;/sfx&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;702&quot; end=&quot;706&quot;&gt;&lt;strongbad voiceover=&quot;yes&quot;&gt;and bookend it with my snarky wagglehead and an old computer!&lt;/strongbad&gt;&lt;sfx volume=&quot;0.8&quot;&gt;music&lt;/sfx&gt;&lt;sfx&gt;ding!&lt;/sfx&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;707&quot; end=&quot;747&quot;&gt;&lt;strongbad voiceover=&quot;yes&quot;&gt;and bookend it with my snarky wagglehead and an old computer!&lt;/strongbad&gt;&lt;sfx volume=&quot;0.8&quot;&gt;music&lt;/sfx&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;748&quot; end=&quot;777&quot;&gt;&lt;strongbad&gt;It&#039;s not a rerun &lt;em&gt;or&lt;/em&gt; a cop-out!&lt;/strongbad&gt;&lt;sfx volume=&quot;0.8&quot;&gt;music&lt;/sfx&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;778&quot; end=&quot;783&quot;&gt;&lt;strongbad&gt;It&#039;s Sbemailiarized Entertainment!&lt;/strongbad&gt;&lt;sfx volume=&quot;0.8&quot;&gt;music&lt;/sfx&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;784&quot; end=&quot;813&quot;&gt;&lt;strongbad&gt;It&#039;s Sbemailiarized Entertainment!&lt;/strongbad&gt;&lt;sfx&gt;series of notes&lt;/sfx&gt;&lt;sfx volume=&quot;0.8&quot;&gt;music&lt;/sfx&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;814&quot; end=&quot;838&quot;&gt;&lt;sfx&gt;series of notes&lt;/sfx&gt;&lt;sfx volume=&quot;0.8&quot;&gt;music&lt;/sfx&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;839&quot; end=&quot;887&quot;&gt;&lt;mike&gt;I can safely say: This is the future of Strong Bad Emails!&lt;/mike&gt;&lt;sfx volume=&quot;0.8&quot;&gt;music&lt;/sfx&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;888&quot; end=&quot;908&quot;&gt;&lt;mike&gt;I can&#039;t wait to stop working&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden;&quot;&gt;—start working. On &lt;em&gt;them&lt;/em&gt;!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/mike&gt;&lt;sfx volume=&quot;0.8&quot;&gt;music&lt;/sfx&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;909&quot; end=&quot;919&quot;&gt;&lt;mike&gt;I can&#039;t wait to stop working—start working.&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden;&quot;&gt; On &lt;em&gt;them&lt;/em&gt;!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/mike&gt;&lt;sfx volume=&quot;0.8&quot;&gt;music&lt;/sfx&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;920&quot; end=&quot;927&quot;&gt;&lt;mike&gt;I can&#039;t wait to stop working—start working. On &lt;em&gt;them&lt;/em&gt;!&lt;/mike&gt;&lt;sfx volume=&quot;0.8&quot;&gt;music&lt;/sfx&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;928&quot; end=&quot;955&quot;&gt;&lt;matt&gt;&lt;em&gt;(very angrily)&lt;/em&gt; This is &lt;em&gt;the&lt;/em&gt; worst idea you&#039;ve—&lt;/matt&gt;&lt;sfx volume=&quot;0.8&quot;&gt;music&lt;/sfx&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;956&quot; end=&quot;960&quot;&gt;&lt;sfx&gt;blip&lt;/sfx&gt;&lt;sfx volume=&quot;0.8&quot;&gt;music&lt;/sfx&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;961&quot; end=&quot;988&quot;&gt;&lt;strongbad&gt;Remember the one with that whale thing?&lt;/strongbad&gt;&lt;sfx volume=&quot;0.8&quot;&gt;music&lt;/sfx&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;989&quot; end=&quot;1012&quot;&gt;&lt;strongbad&gt;That crap made no sense, right?&lt;/strongbad&gt;&lt;sfx volume=&quot;0.8&quot;&gt;music&lt;/sfx&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1013&quot; end=&quot;1060&quot;&gt;&lt;strongbad&gt;Well, that&#039;s because &lt;em&gt;I&lt;/em&gt; wasn&#039;t there to tell you why things were funny!&lt;/strongbad&gt;&lt;sfx volume=&quot;0.8&quot;&gt;music&lt;/sfx&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1061&quot; end=&quot;1115&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Drive-thru? More like drivel-thru if you ask me.&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1116&quot; end=&quot;1151&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;I mean, this is a fast food exchange we&#039;re having here.&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1152&quot; end=&quot;1221&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;There&#039;s only like, ten things you could possibly be saying and I &lt;em&gt;still&lt;/em&gt; can&#039;t understand you.&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1222&quot; end=&quot;1251&quot; speaker=&quot;dtwhale&quot;&gt;Nine-seventeen, sever your leg please, sir.&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1252&quot; end=&quot;1298&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Could you repeat that? I thought you just asked me to sever my leg.&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1299&quot; end=&quot;1324&quot; speaker=&quot;dtwhale&quot;&gt;Sever your leg, please. It&#039;s the greatest day.&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1325&quot; end=&quot;1390&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;See Shandy? Now it&#039;s social satire and not just some weird crap that you watch.&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1391&quot; end=&quot;1409&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;See you next time!&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1410&quot; end=&quot;1415&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot;&gt;static&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1416&quot; end=&quot;1465&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;And it doesn&#039;t just apply to cartoons in which I can&#039;t understand what people are saying!&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1466&quot; end=&quot;1492&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;(dryly)&lt;/em&gt; Which there seems to be an abundance of.&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1493&quot; end=&quot;1530&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;&lt;em&gt;(normally)&lt;/em&gt; Why, you could sbemailiarize just about anything!&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1536&quot; end=&quot;1573&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot; volume=&quot;0.7&quot;&gt;wind whistle&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1574&quot; end=&quot;1584&quot;&gt;&lt;homestar&gt;Toons!&lt;/homestar&gt;&lt;sfx volume=&quot;0.7&quot;&gt;wind whistle&lt;/sfx&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1585&quot; end=&quot;1616&quot; speaker=&quot;sfx&quot; volume=&quot;0.7&quot;&gt;wind whistle&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1617&quot; end=&quot;1684&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;And that&#039;s why Homestar is able to breathe in the vacuum of space, Devon. Thanks for a—&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1685&quot; end=&quot;1688&quot;&gt;&lt;strongbad voiceover=&quot;yes&quot;&gt;And just watch me go to work on this hambroiger!&lt;/strongbad&gt;&lt;sfx&gt;record scratch&lt;/sfx&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1689&quot; end=&quot;1709&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot; voiceover=&quot;yes&quot;&gt;And just watch me go to work on this hambroiger!&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1710&quot; end=&quot;1721&quot;&gt;&lt;strongbad voiceover=&quot;yes&quot;&gt;And just watch me go to work on this hambroiger!&lt;/strongbad&gt;&lt;sfx volume=&quot;0.8&quot;&gt;ambient restaurant noises&lt;/sfx&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1722&quot; end=&quot;1759&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;&lt;strongbad voiceover=&quot;yes&quot;&gt;And just watch me go to work on this hambroiger!&lt;/strongbad&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;sfx volume=&quot;0.8&quot;&gt;ambient restaurant noises&lt;/sfx&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1760&quot; end=&quot;1765&quot;&gt;&lt;sfx&gt;splat!&lt;/sfx&gt;&lt;sfx volume=&quot;0.8&quot;&gt;ambient restaurant noises&lt;/sfx&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1766&quot; end=&quot;1771&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;visibility:hidden&quot;&gt;&lt;sfx&gt;splat!&lt;/sfx&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;sfx volume=&quot;0.8&quot;&gt;ambient restaurant noises&lt;/sfx&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1772&quot; end=&quot;1783&quot;&gt;&lt;thepaper&gt;Preeow!&lt;/thepaper&gt;&lt;sfx volume=&quot;0.8&quot;&gt;ambient restaurant noises&lt;/sfx&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1784&quot; end=&quot;1814&quot;&gt;&lt;strongbad&gt;Wow! That totally didn&#039;t work!&lt;/strongbad&gt;&lt;sfx volume=&quot;0.8&quot;&gt;music&lt;/sfx&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1815&quot; end=&quot;1845&quot;&gt;&lt;strongbad&gt;Sbemailiarized Entertainment.&lt;/strongbad&gt;&lt;sfx volume=&quot;0.8&quot;&gt;music&lt;/sfx&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1846&quot; end=&quot;1863&quot;&gt;&lt;strongbad&gt;Yeah Yeah, No, Yeah!&lt;/strongbad&gt;&lt;sfx volume=&quot;0.8&quot;&gt;music&lt;/sfx&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1864&quot; end=&quot;1878&quot;&gt;&lt;sfx&gt;series of notes&lt;/sfx&gt;&lt;sfx volume=&quot;0.8&quot;&gt;music&lt;/sfx&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1879&quot; end=&quot;1925&quot;&gt;&lt;announcer voiceover=&quot;yes&quot;&gt;Sbemailiarized Entertainment: Coming soon to the rest of 2009!&lt;/announcer&gt;&lt;sfx volume=&quot;0.8&quot;&gt;music&lt;/sfx&gt;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;1994&quot; end=&quot;2053&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;So that&#039;s how you could do some kinda sbemail parody, 4th wall type thing, Greggy.&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;2054&quot; end=&quot;2073&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;I think it&#039;d be a big hit!&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;2074&quot; end=&quot;2153&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;People would be all confused like, &quot;Wait, did he really mean it? Or did he really, &lt;em&gt;really&lt;/em&gt; mean it?&quot;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;2154&quot; end=&quot;2204&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;You know like, &quot;Am I watching him? Or is he watching me?&quot;&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;2205&quot; end=&quot;2269&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Up is down! Taft is white! And hremails are sbemails!&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;line start=&quot;2270&quot; end=&quot;2313&quot; speaker=&quot;strongbad&quot;&gt;Uhhh, can you say &lt;em&gt;(high pitched)&lt;/em&gt; mindblow?&lt;/line&gt;<br /> &lt;/transcript&gt;<br /> &lt;/pre&gt;<br /> [[Category:English Subtitles]]<br /> </div> imported>HRWikiMirrorBot