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| '''These are the [[French language|French]] subtitles for [[different town]].''' <span class="hovul" style="font-size:smaller;background:#EEE;border:1px #999 solid;padding:2px;margin-left:6px;white-space:nowrap">[https://homestarrunner.com/sbemail99.html watch this toon]</span>
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[[Subtitles:sbemail99/en|en]] [[Subtitles:sbemail99/de|de]] [[Subtitles:sbemail99/he|he]] [[Subtitles:sbemail99/es|es]] '''fr''' [[Subtitles:sbemail99/nl|nl]] [[Subtitles:sbemail99/fi|fi]] [[Subtitles:sbemail99/pl|pl]] [[Subtitles:sbemail99/pt-br|pt-br]] [[Subtitles:sbemail99/tr|tr]]

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<line start="20" end="59" speaker="strongbad">Vérifie ta boîte, et vérifie ta boîte.</line>
<line start="62" end="109" speaker="strongbad">Vérifie-vérifie ta b-b-boîte, et vérifie-vérifie ta-ta b-b-boîte-boîte.</line>
<line start="115" end="123" speaker="strongbad">Cher Strong Bad,</line>
<line start="126" end="149" speaker="strongbad">Je me demandais, si tu avais la possiblité</line>
<line start="150" end="165" speaker="strongbad">de rendre ta ville différente,</line>
<line start="166" end="178" speaker="strongbad">que ferais-tu ?</line>
<line start="179" end="188" speaker="strongbad">"Sincérement",</line>
<line start="193" end="213" speaker="strongbad">Steven, Wolksvagen.</line>
<line start="220" end="253" speaker="strongbad">Verser de la soupe brûlante dans les yeux de Homestar, hein Steven?</line>
<line start="257" end="277" speaker="strongbad">Ça me semble être une bonne- attends.</line>
<line start="280" end="296" speaker="strongbad">De quoi parlais ton e-mail déjà ?</line>
<line start="304" end="340" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">grognements</line>
<line start="341" end="360" speaker="strongbad">Oh ! Oh. Désolé.</line>
<line start="367" end="386" speaker="strongbad">Rendre ma ville différente, hein Steven ?</line>
<line start="387" end="410" speaker="strongbad"><em>(chante)</em>Hé bieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen,</line>
<line start="415" end="429" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Le Creusecaca pourrait parler.</line>
<line start="430" end="438" speaker="poopsmith">Bonjour !</line>
<line start="439" end="449" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Et Marzipan ferait du rock.</line>
<line start="450" end="459" speaker="sfx">Notes de guitar</line>
<line start="460" end="476" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Et le baton serait ce bon vieil arbre</line>
<line start="477" end="487" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">qui essaye de manger tout le monde</line>
<line start="488" end="506" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">A part Le Cheat et moi.</line>
<line start="507" end="515" speaker="strongmad">Et moi !</line>
<line start="516" end="522" speaker="strongbad">On verra.</line>
<line start="523" end="551" speaker="strongbad">Et le Roi de la Ville serait sous terre dans une</line>
<line start="552" end="575" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">boîte remplie de petits pois.</line>
<line start="576" end="582" speaker="kingoftown">Je hais les petits pois !</line>
<line start="583" end="590" speaker="strongbad">Je sais !</line>
<line start="600" end="622" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Bubs donnerait des lances-flame</line>
<line start="623" end="652" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">qui tire des billets de cent en chocolat.</line>
<line start="653" end="663" speaker="bubs">Chocolat d'imitation !</line>
<line start="664" end="686" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Et mon idiot de petit frère</line>
<line start="692" end="732" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">serait né avait des cornes et une queue.</line>
<line start="733" end="743" speaker="strongsad">Je suis méchant.</line>
<line start="746" end="764" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Coach Z porterait ce veston cool.</line>
<line start="764" end="770" speaker="coachz">Regardez ça, yo !</line>
<line start="771" end="785" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Et Homestar ne pourrait pas le supporter.</line>
<line start="786" end="790" speaker="homestar">J'abandonne !</line>
<line start="793" end="808" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Et Pom Pom ne changerait pas du tout,</line>
<line start="809" end="835" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">sauf qu'il ressemblerait à un ballon de basket ABA...</line>
<line start="836" end="860" speaker="strongbad">...2, 3, 4...</line>
<line start="861" end="882" speaker="strongbad">Et ce type bizarre</line>
<line start="890" end="941" speaker="strongbad">serait une fille modéstement attirante pour m'aider durant les temps difficiles.</line>
<line start="942" end="974" speaker="strongbad">Vous savez, le genre qui n'est qu'un peu attirante</line>
<line start="976" end="1033" speaker="strongbad">pour qu'elles n'aillent pas s'amuser avec d'autres gars !</line>
<line start="1040" end="1048" speaker="homsar" sfx="sfx">Dââââââh</line>
<line start="1049" end="1085" speaker="homsar">Je suis ta petite amie pour toujours !</line>
<line start="1086" end="1149" speaker="sfx" sfx="sfx">Applaudissements</line>
<line start="1150" end="1170" speaker="strongbad">Merci ! Merci !</line>
<line start="1171" end="1177" speaker="strongbad">Bien.</line>
<line start="1184" end="1249" speaker="strongbad">La prochaine est la 14ème chanson sur mon 42ème album.</line>
<line start="1250" end="1259" speaker="strongbad">Ça s'appelle...</line>
<line start="1260" end="1270" speaker="strongsad">Hé, Strong Bad.</line>
<line start="1273" end="1295" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Whoa ! Est-ce vrai ?</line>
<line start="1300" end="1315" speaker="strongbad">Homestar Runner a abandonné ?</line>
<line start="1318" end="1342" speaker="strongbad">Le Roi de la Ville est pois-mort enterré vivant?</line>
<line start="1348" end="1362" speaker="strongbad">Le Creusecaca parle ?</line>
<line start="1371" end="1400" speaker="strongsad">Non ! Calme-toi, idiot.</line>
<line start="1405" end="1429" speaker="strongsad">Je vais à la conférence "Le Choc des Titans"</line>
<line start="1430" end="1460" speaker="strongsad">habillé en Calibos, tu te souviens ?</line>
<line start="1460" end="1507" speaker="strongsad">J'étais juste venu te demander si tu voulais encore ce buste de Bubo.</line>
<line start="1514" end="1568" speaker="strongbad">Oh, d'accord ! Bien sûr. Uh...</line>
<line start="1579" end="1590" speaker="strongbad">Ouais, je veux encore ce buste de Bubo.</line>
<line start="1600" end="1658" speaker="strongsad">D'accord, salut, bizaro. Pourquoi tu es debout sur ton tabouret, de toute façon ?</line>
<line start="1662" end="1721" speaker="strongbad">Pour ton information, j'étais...en train de vérifier la lampe, Strong Sad.</line>
<line start="1729" end="1780" speaker="strongbad">On a eu quelques problèmes, tu sais. Yep, tout a l'air bon.</line>
<line start="1781" end="1807" speaker="strongbad">Ouais, les choses pourraient être différentes.</line>
<line start="1810" end="1850" speaker="strongbad">Même si je suis un peu déçu par ce que j'ai trouvé pour Homsar.</line>
<line start="1856" end="1878" speaker="strongbad">Modéstement attriante, mon œil !</line>
<line start="1886" end="1910" speaker="strongbad">Mon imagination doit être cassée.</line>
<line start="1920" end="2015" speaker="strongbad">Laisse moi penser à la meilleur chose jamais créée. Uh...le pot...au feu.</line>
<line start="2020" end="2082" speaker="strongbad">Ouaip, c'est bel et bien cassé. Je vais aller à...un endroit.</line>
<line start="2094" end="2107" speaker="sfx">Preeow!</line>
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