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<line start="15" end="96" speaker="strongbad">Driving down the strip in my cool cool car, checkin' all the emails out!</line>
<line start="104" end="199" speaker="strongbad">"Hey Strong Bad! Whatever happened to that "No Loafing" sign you used to have? Ryan, Co... colo-colorado"</line>
<line start="205" end="240" speaker="strongbad">Hey, great question, stupid! Here's an answer.</line>
<line start="248" end="299" speaker="strongbad">The year was 1987, not a very good year for productivity.</line>
<line start="303" end="349" speaker="strongbad">And as a result, productivity was down something-eight percent.</line>
<line start="359" end="408" speaker="strongbad">I realized things were gonna spiral out of control unless I gave them a little jumpstart.</line>
<line start="415" end="450" speaker="strongbad">A sign that said "No Loafing" was the answer.</line>
<line start="459" end="512" speaker="strongbad">But that was a long time ago. I suppose ol' Loafy might be losing his edge.</line>
<line start="521" end="583" speaker="strongbad">Maybe I should put up some of those inspirational posters and stuff to get things back in gear.</line>
<line start="589" end="656" speaker="strongbad">You know, the kinds that have like whales or sunsets or windsurfers on em.</line>
<line start="661" end="712" speaker="strongbad">And they say stuff about determination and giving a care.</line>
<line start="740" end="755" speaker="strongbad">You guys are pathetic.</line>
<line start="758" end="764" speaker="strongmad">Dah?</line>
<line start="765" end="782" speaker="strongbad">Have you forgotten what got us here?</line>
<line start="783" end="790" speaker="thecheat">questioning The Cheat noise</line>
<line start="791" end="808" speaker="strongbad">No Loafing got us here!</line>
<line start="810" end="816" speaker="thecheat">indifferent The Cheat noise</line>
<line start="817" end="844" speaker="strongbad">Take a look at these bad boys and get back to work!</line>
<line start="847" end="855" speaker="strongmad">Dah!</line>
<line start="860" end="903" speaker="strongbad">This one's got like some kinda whale...in space...</line>
<line start="919" end="938" speaker="strongbad">And this one talks about cussing...</line>
<line start="950" end="1006" speaker="strongbad">And this one's incredibly inspirational... with the bursting waters.</line>
<line start="1011" end="1053" speaker="strongbad">Here's one a-those hush puppies. They'll make you work for it.</line>
<line start="1060" end="1126" speaker="strongbad">And this wood-burny thing's got some kinda old adage on it. About goats.</line>
<line start="1145" end="1211" speaker="strongbad">Excellent! That-a way, boys! Chins up! Tifle down! And so on...</line>
<line start="1212" end="1288" speaker="strongbad">Well, whoever, I see I've gotten things back on track. Sounds like I deserve a three-hour lunch.</line>
<line start="1298" end="1345" speaker="strongbad">I'ma head over to Bubs' for one of his 30-cent lunch specials.</line>
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<strongbad>I hate you! I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!</strongbad>
<strongsad>Ooh! Ooh! Ow! Ooh! Oh!</strongsad>
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