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<line start="15" end="42" speaker="strongbad">Email! Email! Email! Email!</line>
<line start="43" end="69" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strong Bad, You rock!"</line>
<line start="70" end="139" speaker="strongbad">"Your are the most awesomest thing ever, but how come you made a song about fhqwhgads?"</line>
<line start="140" end="179" speaker="strongbad">Whoa. Spelled fhqwhgads right.</line>
<line start="180" end="204" speaker="strongbad">You wouldn't believe how many I get where they're like,</line>
<line start="205" end="243" speaker="strongbad">"Hey Strong Bad, I love your fubugrass."</line>
<line start="244" end="288" speaker="strongbad">Or "Dear Strong Bad, where's that fuguman?"</line>
<line start="289" end="342" speaker="strongbad">Anyways... "Will you make a <i>song</i> about me? Sibbie?!"</line>
<line start="343" end="371" speaker="strongbad">Ugh... You people and your demands.</line>
<line start="372" end="409" speaker="strongbad">Look, I'm not here to fulfill your every freakin' whim, alright?</line>
<line start="410" end="425" speaker="strongbad">Make a song about me.</line>
<line start="426" end="448" speaker="strongbad">Send Trogdor over to my house.</line>
<line start="449" end="479" speaker="strongbad">Put on a purple thing and dance around!</line>
<line start="480" end="496" speaker="strongbad">Well, I've had it!</line>
<line start="497" end="533" speaker="strongbad">I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever make a song about the sibbie.</line>
<line start="534" end="550" speaker="sfx">beat plays</line>
<line start="551" end="583">
<sfx>beat plays</sfx>
<strongbad>And I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever write a song about—</strongbad>
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<line start="584" end="611">
<sfx>beat plays</sfx>
<strongbad>HEY! WHAT!?? Where's that beat coming from?</strongbad>
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<line start="612" end="648" speaker="sfx">beat plays</line>
<line start="649" end="692" speaker="strongbad">Oh, look who thinks he's Clever Dan.</line>
<line start="693" end="725" speaker="strongbad">What are you trying to do, man? Get out of here!</line>
<line start="726" end="750" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="751" end="788" speaker="strongbad">Well, that brought this email to a screeching halt.</line>
<line start="789" end="836" speaker="strongbad">My focus is all... crocused.</line>
<line start="837" end="856" speaker="strongbad">Guess it's time for a break.</line>
<line start="879" end="901" speaker="sfx">canned laughter</line>
<line start="902" end="924" speaker="strongbad">And... whoop!</line>
<line start="925" end="990" speaker="strongbad">Oh, this is the one where the guy's mom shows the guy's girlfriend the pictures of the guy when he was a baby.</line>
<line start="991" end="1005" speaker="other" voiceover="voiceover">MOM!!!</line>
<line start="1006" end="1017" speaker="sfx">canned laughter</line>
<line start="1018" end="1039">
<strongbad>Oh, the embarrassment.</strongbad>
<sfx>canned laughter</sfx>
</line>
<line start="1040" end="1066" speaker="strongsad">...never, ever, ever, ever, ever write a song about Sibbie.</line>
<line start="1067" end="1086" speaker="strongbad">Hey! Shut up! Where'd you hear that?</line>
<line start="1087" end="1108" speaker="strongsad">Geez, I don't know.</line>
<line start="1109" end="1139" speaker="strongsad">Some song I just downloaded off the Internet.</line>
<line start="1140" end="1164" speaker="strongbad">What?! Ugh.</line>
<line start="1165" end="1182" speaker="strongbad">I gotta get out of here.</line>
<line start="1183" end="1205" speaker="strongsad">And I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever...</line>
<line start="1206" end="1247" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever write a song about Sibbie.</line>
<line start="1248" end="1302" speaker="theannouncer" voiceover="voiceover">And coming in at number 4, that was Strong Bad with "Song About Sibbie."</line>
<line start="1303" end="1327" speaker="strongbad">I didn't write a song about Sibbie!</line>
<line start="1328" end="1346" speaker="strongbad">The Cheat just started playing some beat!</line>
<line start="1347" end="1394" speaker="strongbad">I mean, I wasn't even- I didn't mean to- It was never my intention to-</line>
<line start="1395" end="1423" speaker="strongbad">I FREAKIN' HATE SIBBIE!!!</line>
<line start="1424" end="1481" speaker="theannouncer" voiceover="voiceover">And debuting at number 3, it's Strong Bad with "I Freakin' Hate Sibbie!"</line>
<line start="1482" end="1508" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I freakin' hate Sibbie...</line>
<line start="1509" end="1571" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">screams</line>
<line start="1572" end="1619">
<homestar>Thanks, man! I'd just about had it with that talking toaster.</homestar>
<strongbad sfx="sfx">grunts</strongbad>
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<line start="1620" end="1638" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">grunts</line>
<line start="1638" end="1662">
<strongbad sfx="sfx">grunts</strongbad>
<thepaper>Preeeeow!</thepaper>
</line>
<line start="1662" end="1682" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">grunts</line>

<line start="1699" end="1720" speaker="strongbad">"Fhqwhgads."</line>
<line start="1721" end="1741" speaker="homestar">Fubugrass.</line>
<line start="1742" end="1787" speaker="strongbad">Say it with a flourish. "Fhqwhgads."</line>
<line start="1788" end="1811" speaker="homestar">Fooboomagoo.</line>
<line start="1812" end="1845" speaker="strongbad">It doesn't sound like it looks. "Fhqwhgads."</line>
<line start="1846" end="1870" speaker="coachz">Fhorglingrads!</line>
<line start="1871" end="1908" speaker="strongbad">Coach Z, I thought I asked you to leave, like, an hour ago.</line>
<line start="1909" end="1932" speaker="strongmad">DOUGLAS!!!</line>
<line start="1933" end="1959" speaker="strongbad">Whoa! We've had a breakthrough!</line>
<line start="1960" end="1978" speaker="strongbad">You get a gold star.</line>
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