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<line start="15" end="99" speaker="strongbad">Ohh-ho-oh ohh EEEEE-MAIL ME GIRL! Unh! Once times! Twice times!</line>
<line start="105" end="164" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strongbad, did you ever think about letting The Cheat have some other pri-vah-lah-gess"</line>
<line start="166" end="214" speaker="strongbad">"since he helps you so much. from your friend crazyclemens"</line>
<line start="216" end="265" speaker="strongbad">Privileges eh, C.C.? It does seem like The Cheat is overdue.</line>
<line start="271" end="343" speaker="strongbad">Let's see, the last time I upgraded his privileges was when I reinstated his bathroom privileges;</line>
<line start="348" end="398" speaker="strongbad">which he had previously abused. Let's see when he's due for an upgrade.</line>
<line start="410" end="429" speaker="strongbad">Ohhh, The Cheat!</line>
<line start="442" end="449" speaker="strongbad">Ohh, The Che—</line>
<line start="450" end="455" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="456" end="516" speaker="strongbad">WHOA! Jeez, The Cheat! Can't sneak up on a brother like that...</line>
<line start="524" end="556" speaker="strongbad">Lemme see your Strong Bad Rewards Score Card.</line>
<line start="576" end="635" speaker="strongbad">Ooh! You only need one more point to become a Medallion Gold Plus Club member!</line>
<line start="636" end="650" speaker="thecheat">excited The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="659" end="668" speaker="sfx">drill noises</line>
<line start="669" end="673" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">Ow!</line>
<line start="674" end="680" speaker="sfx">drill</line>
<line start="681" end="699" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="voiceover">Both my face and hands!</line>
<line start="700" end="703" speaker="sfx">drill</line>
<line start="704" end="737" speaker="strongbad">Bwahahaha! That's definitely worth a point.</line>
<line start="764" end="802" speaker="strongbad">All right! Now let's see what new privileges await you!</line>
<line start="844" end="904" speaker="strongbad">Oh yeah, look at some of these! The crisper drawer, I know you've been wanting to get in there!</line>
<line start="908" end="946" speaker="strongbad">Ooh, and the mute button! You could do plenty with that!</line>
<line start="948" end="1005" speaker="strongbad">These are way better than the rewards Bubs gives out for selling his magazine subscriptions!</line>
<line start="1010" end="1078" speaker="strongbad">"Oh, save up points to win a tropical vacation!" What a scam that was.</line>
<line start="1079" end="1115" speaker="strongbad">So what are you gonna do with your newfound powers, The Ch—</line>
<line start="1117" end="1136" speaker="strongbad">Whuh? The Cheat?</line>
<line start="1142" end="1167" speaker="other" voiceover="voiceover" volume="0.9">...think that truck is alive—</line>
<line start="1177" end="1202" speaker="other" voiceover="voiceover" volume="0.9">—truck that tried to kill me—</line>
<line start="1208" end="1217" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Bing-bong!</line>
<line start="1218" end="1226" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1230" end="1260" speaker="other" voiceover="voiceover" volume="0.9">...probably think I'm crazy, but that truck—</line>
<line start="1262" end="1284" speaker="homestar">Hey, The Cheat! Bubs asked me to bring you this pizza you ordered.</line>
<line start="1284" end="1308"><homestar>Hey, The Cheat! Bubs asked me to bring you this pizza you ordered.</homestar><other voiceover="voiceover" volume="0.9">-like I've lost my mind, because that truck-</other></line>
<line start="1308" end="1315"><span style="visibility:hidden"><homestar>...</homestar></span><other voiceover="voiceover" volume="0.9">-like I've lost my mind, because that truck-</other></line>
<line start="1316" end="1358" speaker="homestar">It's a large, thin crust, with mushrooms and Pop-Tarts.</line>
<line start="1359" end="1368" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1369" end="1376" speaker="homestar">Okay!</line>
<line start="1381" end="1405" speaker="other" voiceover="voiceover" volume="0.9">...chasing me as if it were trying to kill—</line>
<line start="1412" end="1454" speaker="homestar">Soooo... you wanna buy some magazine subscriptions?</line>
<line start="1455" end="1472" speaker="thecheat">dismissive The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1473" end="1522" speaker="homestar">Aw, c'mon! Help me out! I'm trying to go to Acapulco.</line>
<line start="1523" end="1550" speaker="other" voiceover="voiceover" volume="0.9">...think that truck might be trying to kill me!</line>
<line start="1548" end="1558" speaker="sfx" volume="0.9">Car crash</line>
<line start="1567" end="1616" speaker="strongbad">Well, C.C., The Cheat ended up in a crisper drawer.</line>
<line start="1620" end="1705" speaker="strongbad">So until next week, so long, and thanks for all the privaleges... I guess...</line>
<line start="1755" end="1774" speaker="homestar">Ooh, three points.</line>
<line start="1779" end="1804" speaker="strongbad">Ooooh, and another point for you, The Cheat.</line>
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