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| '''These are the [[English language|English]] subtitles for [[mascot]].''' <span class="hovul" style="font-size:smaller;background:#EEE;border:1px #999 solid;padding:2px;margin-left:6px;white-space:nowrap">[https://homestarrunner.com/sbemail73.html watch this toon]</span>
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<line start="15" end="73" speaker="strongbad">Ooh! A little email never hurt nobody. 'Cept for maybe The Cheat.</line>
<line start="78" end="145" speaker="strongbad">So what do we got here... "Dear Strong Bad, I was wondering what CGNU's mascot is,</line>
<line start="146" end="193" speaker="strongbad">and if they have any sports teams. Thanks for the info. Ike"</line>
<line start="199" end="220" speaker="strongbad">Yeah, we got a mascot, Ike.</line>
<line start="224" end="282" speaker="strongbad">Unfortunately, The Cheat, Strong Mad, and I were really hungry when we decided on a name.</line>
<line start="283" end="343" speaker="strongbad">So, uh, all we came up with was the Crazy Go Nuts University Dumples.</line>
<line start="349" end="404" speaker="strongbad">I think maybe we meant dumplings? But we were really hungry and tired</line>
<line start="405" end="455" speaker="strongbad">and sorta confused and ended up putting Dumples on the application.</line>
<line start="463" end="535" speaker="strongbad">We do have a sports team, though. The Golf Club Team. We have a game every day at 6pm!</line>
<line start="597" end="620" speaker="strongbad">Let's go, Dumples!</line>
<line start="629" end="647" speaker="strongmad">DE-FENSE!</line>
<line start="656" end="701" speaker="coachz">Get yer head in the game, The Chort! The Cheat is wide open!</line>
<line start="712" end="724" speaker="strongbad">Yeah!</line>
<line start="725" end="737" speaker="coachz">Atta boy!</line>
<line start="742" end="760" speaker="strongbad">Go for the 8-track!</line>
<line start="799" end="814" speaker="theannouncer">Dumples win!</line>
<line start="815" end="831" speaker="all" sfx="sfx">cheers</line>
<line start="832" end="890" speaker="strongbad">Look everybody! It's The Jolly Dumple come to celebrate our victory!</line>
<line start="908" end="945" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Fighting and sometimes striving</line>
<line start="946" end="980" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Wondering what the Dumple is</line>
<line start="981" end="1012" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Excellence and what is valor?</line>
<line start="1013" end="1037" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And The Cheat will hit stuff with a golf club</line>
<line start="1038" end="1069" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">C G N... U!</line>
<line start="1074" end="1084" speaker="homestar">Me?</line>
<line start="1087" end="1158" speaker="strongbad">So, we're still undefeated. But next week's going to be a tough game against Homestar's Knees Tech.</line>
<line start="1167" end="1230" speaker="strongbad">Well, I gots to go. I promised the team I'd get them real fruit smoothies if they won the game.</line>
<line start="1241" end="1261" speaker="strongbad">And they won the game.</line>
<line start="1274" end="1295" speaker="strongbad">So I'm getting them real fruit smoothies.</line>
<line start="1315" end="1435" speaker="sfx">beeps to the tune of CGNU fight song</line>
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