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<line start="15" end="54" speaker="strongbad">Hoo! Cha! Cheritiza! Hooritajuzu-duh-email!</line>
<line start="60" end="158" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strong Bad, Why are you so mean to the guy with the big white face and gray body? Jen C from Millbrae, CA"</line>
<line start="165" end="248" speaker="strongbad">Big, white face and gray body?!? Who is she talking about? Hang on a second.</line>
<line start="254" end="277" speaker="strongbad">Is she talking about Marzipan?</line>
<line start="283" end="319" speaker="strongbad">No, her head is... more like a baseball bat.</line>
<line start="330" end="400" speaker="strongbad">Maybe Bubs? No. Bubs is definitely of the blue-headed persuasion.</line>
<line start="402" end="465" speaker="strongbad">Homestar's got the white head, but...his body's just kinda that red skirt.</line>
<line start="474" end="525" speaker="strongbad">Strong Mad doesn't really have a head or a body.</line>
<line start="536" end="573" speaker="strongbad">The Cheat's physiology just plain baffles me.</line>
<line start="587" end="598" speaker="strongbad">Um, the Poopsmith?</line>
<line start="599" end="651" speaker="strongbad">Or the Poopsmith! But why would she think he has a gray body?</line>
<line start="660" end="744" speaker="strongbad">Maybe her monitor isn't calibrated right. Or maybe she's like... on one of those old black and white monitors.</line>
<line start="762" end="842" speaker="strongbad">That's it! Yeah, maybe I am a little hard on that guy. I should do something nice for him.</line>
<line start="869" end="925" speaker="strongsad">Just on my way to do some stuff... Oh! What's this say?</line>
<line start="931" end="957" speaker="strongsad" sfx="sfx">mumbles</line>
<line start="958" end="990" speaker="strongsad">Finally! My come-uppance has arrived!</line>
<line start="994" end="1041" speaker="strongsad">I should go wait somewhere inconspicuous and act none the wiser.</line>
<line start="1093" end="1116" speaker="strongsad">Oh, nothing, nothing...</line>
<line start="1125" end="1147" speaker="strongsad"> Oh, hey, Strong Bad!</line>
<line start="1148" end="1162" speaker="strongbad">Hey, wiggity-wiener.</line>
<line start="1165" end="1199" speaker="strongsad">Did you have something you wanted to tell me?</line>
<line start="1205" end="1236" speaker="strongbad">Ummm... You're the wiggity-wiener?</line>
<line start="1237" end="1280" speaker="strongsad">No, not that. What are you holding behind your back?</line>
<line start="1287" end="1331" speaker="strongbad">Ummm... A single deuce? Doosh?</line>
<line start="1335" end="1359" speaker="strongsad">No, your other back!</line>
<line start="1363" end="1395" speaker="strongbad">Uhhh... Cake for the Poopsmith? Doosh?</line>
<line start="1401" end="1455" speaker="strongbad">Aww, look what you made me do! Now I gotta make The Cheat make me another cake.</line>
<line start="1475" end="1525" speaker="strongsad">I wish I could say this was the first time that this has happened to me.</line>
<line start="1536" end="1550" speaker="strongsad">Today.</line>
<line start="1615" end="1691" speaker="strongbad">Hey, doodoo man! I just wanted to apologize for throwing that first cake at Strong Sad.</line>
<line start="1697" end="1756" speaker="strongbad">I put some beans on it. You know. In case maybe you wanted beans on it.</line>
<line start="1765" end="1786" speaker="strongbad">I hope there's no hard feelings.</line>
<line start="1799" end="1872" speaker="strongbad">Anyways, it really stinks over here, so, uhh... I'm— I'm gonna go. Enjoy the cake.</line>
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