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<line start="15" end="50" speaker="strongbad">Chee-wit, chee-wit, chee-wi-chee-wi-email.</line>
<line start="53" end="96" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strong Bad, How come you never let The Cheat answer any emails?"</line>
<line start="100" end="150" speaker="strongbad">"Laaaaaskooooo, Milwaukee, Wisacondasin"</line>
<line start="157" end="231" speaker="strongbad">Well, Laaaaaskooooo, The Cheat is not very popular and he never really gets many emails</line>
<line start="232" end="282" speaker="strongbad">and um, to tell you the truth, I don't even think he has a computer. All right, next email.</line>
<line start="293" end="359" speaker="strongbad">"Hey Strong Bad! I love The Cheat! Can you ask him for me if he is taken? Because I like him WAY better then—"</line>
<line start="360" end="380" speaker="strongbad">Augh, seen enough of that one.</line>
<line start="387" end="428" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strong Bad, you and the Cheat are the only reason I go on this website."</line>
<line start="429" end="443" speaker="strongbad">Oh, thank you.</line>
<line start="445" end="499" speaker="strongbad">"Actually just the Cheat, but you are ok too. Love, Dumpo"</line>
<line start="502" end="535" speaker="strongbad">Geez, all these Cheat emails. Moving on.</line>
<line start="537" end="548" speaker="sfx">buzzer</line>
<line start="558" end="608" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strong Bad, I think The Cheat is hot. Could you hook us up? Haelee, Utah"</line>
<line start="611" end="642" speaker="strongbad">That's funny, Haelee. I think The Cheat is deleted.</line>
<line start="643" end="653">
<strongbad sfx="sfx">imitates buzzer noise</strongbad>
<sfx>buzzer</sfx>
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<line start="665" end="713" speaker="strongbad">"Hey Strong Bad, My girlfriend thinks The Cheat is cute. Tyler, California"</line>
<line start="722" end="803" speaker="strongbad">Come on, people! He's not even that cute. He looks like a... a cheese. Or maybe an anvil.</line>
<line start="804" end="814" speaker="thecheat">Angry The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="815" end="912" speaker="strongbad">Uhhh... which are two of the finest things in life. A cheese... or an anvil.</line>
<line start="917" end="963" speaker="strongbad">Hey, The Cheat. Just, uh, talking you up to one of the fans here.</line>
<line start="966" end="988" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="989" end="1025" speaker="strongbad">Oh. So you been... watching the email, huh?</line>
<line start="1026" end="1037" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1038" end="1080" speaker="strongbad">No, I haven't been holding out on you. I made all those emails up!</line>
<line start="1081" end="1123" speaker="strongbad">Uh, most of the emails you get are not that friendly, lemme tell you.</line>
<line start="1124" end="1152" speaker="strongbad">If you just turn around for a second, I could show you...</line>
<line start="1163" end="1174" speaker="strongbad">Huttah!</line>
<line start="1187" end="1257" speaker="strongbad">"DEAR the cheat WHERE THE HECK IS YOU SHIRT??? YOUR GLOVES ARE STUPID! I HATE YOU, HOLMES, California"</line>
<line start="1265" end="1323" speaker="strongbad">See? This guy doesn't like that you don't have a shirt on, and he thinks your gloves are stupid.</line>
<line start="1333" end="1346" speaker="strongbad">And then there's this one:</line>
<line start="1348" end="1396" speaker="strongbad">"Dear the cheat, how do you type with boxing gloves on your hands? derek"</line>
<line start="1397" end="1451" speaker="strongbad">I've been wondering about that, too. What is with you and those boxing gloves anyway?</line>
<line start="1454" end="1469" speaker="thecheat">Grumpy The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1480" end="1548" speaker="strongbad">So okay bye! Whooh. I think I handled that pretty well.</line>
<line start="1555" end="1594" speaker="strongbad">That coulda been... awkward. I deserve a reward.</line>
<line start="1662" end="1697" speaker="strongbad">Aahhh... so relaxing.</line>
<line start="1709" end="1776" speaker="strongbad">Fshhhhhhhhh! Fshhhhhhhhh! Listen to the waves, man.</line>
<line start="1789" end="1813" speaker="strongbad">Oh, hello my wing-ed friend!</line>
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