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<line start="15" end="65" speaker="strongbad">Duh duh dududududududududuh duhduhduhduhduhduh email.</line>
<line start="70" end="131" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strong Bad, I think The Cheat is the coolest thing ever, but why can't I understand him?"</line>
<line start="134" end="198" speaker="strongbad">"Please tell The Cheat to talk normal. Sincerely, Cory, North Dakota"</line>
<line start="201" end="269" speaker="strongbad">Whoa. The entire town of Cory, North Dakota decided to email me. That was nice of them.</line>
<line start="280" end="373" speaker="strongbad">(echoing) Citizens of Cory! Thank you for your email. Hang on. Let me get The Cheat.</line>
<line start="378" end="412" speaker="strongbad">Hey, The Che—Oh! The Cheat.</line>
<line start="417" end="502" speaker="strongbad">Some town here can't understand you. Say something normal, like-er-um-uhhh...Douglas.</line>
<line start="502" end="517" speaker="strongbad">Some town here can't understand you. Say something normal, like-er-um-uhhh...Douglas.</line>
<line start="523" end="532" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noise</line>
<line start="537" end="551" speaker="strongbad">Douglas?</line>
<line start="552" end="562" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="566" end="582" speaker="strongbad">Douglas!</line>
<line start="584" end="592" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noise</line>
<line start="623" end="703" speaker="strongbad">Well, I guess you can't expect much from a furry little man who hangs out with my brother all day. Speaking of...</line>
<line start="711" end="719" speaker="strongbad">Hey, Strong Ma—</line>
<line start="720" end="767" speaker="strongbad">Whoa! Strong Mad. Say Douglas.</line>
<line start="773" end="789" speaker="strongmad">DUH!</line>
<line start="790" end="804" speaker="strongbad">Douglas!</line>
<line start="805" end="821" speaker="strongmad">DUH...</line>
<line start="822" end="833" speaker="strongbad">Douglas!</line>
<line start="834" end="844" speaker="strongmad">Duh?</line>
<line start="852" end="919" speaker="strongbad">So, there you have it, people of Cory, North Dakota. Eh—oh. Hang on a second.</line>
<line start="924" end="939" speaker="strongbad">Hey! Strong Sad!</line>
<line start="967" end="977" speaker="strongsad">Douglas!</line>
<line start="990" end="1073" speaker="strongbad">So, there you have it, people of Cory, North Dakota. The Cheat can't say anything normal, like Douglas.</line>
<line start="1079" end="1092" speaker="other" voiceover="voiceover">Douglas</line>
<line start="1094" end="1116" speaker="strongbad">What the— Who said Douglas?</line>
<line start="1117" end="1127" speaker="other" voiceover="voiceover">Douglas</line>
<line start="1131" end="1239" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, wait, it's just the branch of that old sycamore rubbing against the window. It was nothing to worry about after all.</line>
<line start="1240" end="1274" speaker="strongbad">So, I guess you guys are just gonna have to learn how to speak The Cheat.</line>
<line start="1279" end="1309" speaker="strongbad">I know a little myself... You know, like,</line>
<line start="1315" end="1338" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1339" end="1349" speaker="strongbad">and, um,</line>
<line start="1354" end="1370" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1371" end="1396" speaker="strongbad">you know... I don't know what any of that means,</line>
<line start="1397" end="1462" speaker="strongbad">but, uh, it really seems to tick The Cheat off when I say it, so, I say it to him all the time.</line>
<line start="1468" end="1534" speaker="strongbad">Anyways, give it up for me! ... Guys?</line>
<line start="1573" end="1619" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">...and language is what makes people talk. Let's begin.</line>
<line start="1628" end="1651" speaker="thecheat" voiceover="voiceover">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1652" end="1724" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Means: "Hey, Homestar, would you like a hundred and forty-seven glasses of melonade?"</line>
<line start="1733" end="1754" speaker="thecheat" voiceover="voiceover">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1759" end="1807" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Means: "The King of Town is so lame."</line>
<line start="1813" end="1826" speaker="thecheat" voiceover="voiceover">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1827" end="1872" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Means: "What, don't you like this costume?"</line>
<line start="1884" end="1917" speaker="thecheat" voiceover="voiceover">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1918" end="1996" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">Means: "Check it out, this is going to be great. Just say 'Screw all y'all!'."</line>
<line start="2000" end="2048" speaker="announcer" voiceover="voiceover">And now on to Lesson 2: All the swears...</line>
<line start="2049" end="2064" speaker="sfx">record scratches</line>
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