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<line start="15" end="56" speaker="strongbad">Doo doo do doo, doo duh doo doo!</line>
<line start="59" end="100" speaker="strongbad">"Hey Strong Bad, If someone made a Strong Bad action figure,"</line>
<line start="102" end="177" speaker="strongbad">"what kind of awesome stuff would it be able to do? Kyle Rechsteiner, Camateos, Scamateos"</line>
<line start="185" end="239" speaker="strongbad">Oh man, Kyle. My action figure would have it all. First of all:</line>
<line start="240" end="258" speaker="strongbad">It'd look exactly like me...</line>
<line start="262" end="319" speaker="strongbad">...you know, in terms of his physique, and the relative size of his head to his body,</line>
<line start="320" end="337" speaker="strongbad">it'd be exactly the same.</line>
<line start="338" end="395" speaker="strongbad">And of course I'd come armed to the teeth with my Chinese throwing <em>croissant</em>!</line>
<line start="396" end="446" speaker="strongbad">Then, I'd be able to shoot sparks from my mouth, you know like...</line>
<line start="447" end="484" speaker="strongbad">...khfkhfkhffffkhfk, it'd make a noise like that.</line>
<line start="488" end="530" speaker="strongbad">And when you push down on my head, there'd be BOOFFF!</line>
<line start="532" end="553" speaker="strongbad">Double Deuce action!</line>
<line start="556" end="579" speaker="strongbad">And then of course, you could take the head off, too</line>
<line start="580" end="632" speaker="strongbad">and there'd be a hole where you could pour like, motor oil or grapefruit juice</line>
<line start="633" end="661" speaker="strongbad">or whatever kinda junk you wanna put in there.</line>
<line start="662" end="685" speaker="strongbad">And then, turn out the lights</line>
<line start="692" end="741" speaker="strongbad">glow-in-the-dark abs, man! Oh! Oh! And get it wet</line>
<line start="743" end="810" speaker="strongbad">and you get SEVERE KNIFE FIGHT DAMAGE like magic appears! But that's not all! </line>
<line start="814" end="841" speaker="strongbad">UH-OH! Battle damage!</line>
<line start="842" end="902" speaker="strongbad">And finally, switch to the dispenser fist to ooze radioactive goo!</line>
<line start="921" end="950" speaker="strongbad">I think those things would sell like hotcakes, man.</line>
<line start="952" end="982" speaker="strongbad">Ooh! Especially if they smelled like hotcakes!</line>
<line start="993" end="1067" speaker="strongbad">Anyways, I tried to make one of my own one time and it didn't turn out as good as my imagination.</line>
<line start="1080" end="1162" speaker="strongbad">Basically all it has is...smells-like-peanut action. I'm lookin' for some licensees.</line>
<line start="1177" end="1260" speaker="strongbad">Doo doo doooo! Hey Homestar, get away from here! Holy crap!</line>
<line start="1260" end="1270" speaker="thepaper">Preeeeow!</line>
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