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| '''These are the [[English language|English]] subtitles for [[helium]].''' <span class="hovul" style="font-size:smaller;background:#EEE;border:1px #999 solid;padding:2px;margin-left:6px;white-space:nowrap">[https://homestarrunner.com/sbemail38.html watch this toon]</span>
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<line start="16" end="29"><sfx>imitating a racecar</sfx><strongbad>Emaillll...</strongbad></line>
<line start="30" end="48" speaker="strongbad">eeeemailll...</line>
<line start="49" end="70" speaker="strongbad">eeemmailll...</line>
<line start="76" end="89" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strong Bad,"</line>
<line start="90" end="118" speaker="strongbad">"What do you sound like when you breathe helium?"</line>
<line start="119" end="142" speaker="strongbad">"Shack, Whittier"</line>
<line start="143" end="184" speaker="strongbad">Oh I dunno, Shaq. I haven't done that in a while.</line>
<line start="185" end="247" speaker="strongbad">Though I think we have some leftover balloons from a party we threw last night. Lemme see.</line>
<line start="248" end="258" speaker="sfx">The Geddup Noise</line>
<line start="259" end="270" speaker="sfx">inhaling helium</line>
<line start="277" end="298"><strongbad sfx="sfx">in a high-pitched voice</strongbad><strongbad>Hey guys! How do you like my sounds?</strongbad></line>
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<strongmad><em>(laughs)</em></strongmad>
<strongbad>Pretty great, huh?</strongbad>
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<line start="327" end="361" speaker="strongbad">I sound like...one of the Golden Girls.</line>
<line start="362" end="420" speaker="strongbad">Or, like, some type o' guy who might... sing a song. You know like...</line>
<line start="421" end="486" speaker="strongbad">"Welcome to the High Voice Crew!<br/>I hope you have a high voice, too!</line>
<line start="487" end="526" speaker="strongbad">When you've got a high voice,<br/>you don't have a choice,</line>
<line start="527" end="589"><strongbad sfx="sfx">gradually descends to his regular tone</strongbad><strongbad>your voice is high all the time.<br/>Welcome to the High Vo..."</strongbad></line>
<line start="590" end="640" speaker="strongbad">Oh, I guess... I got kicked out of the High Voice Crew.</line>
<line start="641" end="681" speaker="strongmad">MEEEE. MEEEEEEEE!</line>
<line start="682" end="692" speaker="sfx">inhaling helium</line>
<line start="693" end="765"><strongmad sfx="sfx">his voice doesn't change</strongmad><strongmad>THIS IS MY FUNNY VOICE! <em>THIS IS MY FUNNY VOICE!!!</em></strongmad></line>
<line start="766" end="799" speaker="strongbad">Yeah, that's a pretty funny one, big guy.</line>
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<sfx>inhaling helium</sfx>
<thecheat>The Cheat noise</thecheat>
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<line start="829" end="880" speaker="strongbad">Aagghh... I've got a wicked head rush.</line>
<line start="881" end="916" speaker="homestar">So from then on, it was pork and beans.</line>
<line start="917" end="939" speaker="marzipan">I don't know if that's entirely healthy.</line>
<line start="940" end="980" speaker="homestar">Whoa, Marzipan. Check out that ugly bird.</line>
<line start="981" end="1015" speaker="marzipan"> Homestar, I think that bird is The Cheat. </line>
<line start="1016" end="1065" speaker="homestar">No way! The Cheat is one fine-looking young man.</line>
<line start="1066" end="1090" speaker="homestar"><em>That</em> is an ugly bird.</line>
<line start="1090" end="1100" speaker="thepaper">Preeeeow!</line>
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