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<line start="15" end="55" speaker="strongbad">Umm... I don't know... I'm gonna check my email.</line>
<line start="57" end="118" speaker="strongbad">"DEAR STRONGBAD MY GIRLFRIEND WON'T TALK TO ME ANYMORE BECAUSE SHE IS IN LOVE WITH YOU."</line>
<line start="121" end="180" speaker="strongbad">"I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO, MAYBE YOU COULD TELL HER THAT I AM COOL AND YOU ARE TAKEN."</line>
<line start="182" end="218" speaker="strongbad">"SINCERELY YOUR JEALOUS FAN, DANIEL"</line>
<line start="228" end="257" speaker="strongbad">Number A, you don't have to shout.</line>
<line start="260" end="313" speaker="strongbad">Do you know how many Internet etiquette laws you're breaking by typing in all caps like that?</line>
<line start="326" end="381" speaker="strongbad">Well, you're breaking one: Don't type in all caps.</line>
<line start="390" end="442" speaker="strongbad">Anyway, sure Daniel, I'll tell her. Put her on. </line>
<line start="452" end="505" speaker="strongbad">Dear Daniel's girlfriend, maybe I should tell you that Daniel is cool.</line>
<line start="506" end="546" speaker="strongbad">And that I am taken. Yeah... Yeah...</line>
<line start="547" end="603" speaker="strongbad">Taken by a whole buncha girls that are way hotter than you, baby.</line>
<line start="611" end="687" speaker="strongbad">So sorry sweetie, tootsie-pie, sugarbob, funky bunch.</line>
<line start="698" end="719" speaker="strongbad">Anyways, they're all right here. Uh...</line>
<line start="720" end="756" speaker="strongbad">They're climbing all over me. Um, say hello, ladies.</line>
<line start="768" end="945" speaker="sfx">instant message sounds</line>
<line start="947" end="1016" speaker="strongbad">So as you can see, they're all really nice, and hot and very Web-savvy.</line>
<line start="1020" end="1048" speaker="strongbad">So you don't have a chance with me, sugarbob.</line>
<line start="1050" end="1078" speaker="strongbad">You might as well just stick with Daniel over here.</line>
<line start="1085" end="1129" speaker="strongbad">I can't see you doing any better. Okay, put Daniel back on.</line>
<line start="1140" end="1169" speaker="strongbad">Okay, Daniel, it's all taken care of.</line>
<line start="1174" end="1216" speaker="strongbad">Though I'd probably buy her some stuff and start working out just in case.</line>
<line start="1222" end="1278" speaker="strongbad">I am quite a catch. Okay, everybody. Bye.</line>
<line start="1278" end="1290" sfx="sfx">Geddup noise</line>
<line start="1290" end="1303" speaker="thepaper">Preeeeow!</line>
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