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| '''These are the [[English language|English]] subtitles for [[super powers]].''' <span class="hovul" style="font-size:smaller;background:#EEE;border:1px #999 solid;padding:2px;margin-left:6px;white-space:nowrap">[https://homestarrunner.com/sbemail25.html watch this toon]</span>
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<line start="16" end="60" speaker="strongbad">Strong Bad Email is filmed before a live studio audience.</line>
<line start="60" end="120" speaker="strongbad">"Is that blue diamond kinda thing on your forehead the source of all your super powers?"</line>
<line start="120" end="147" speaker="strongbad">"Or is it merely decorative?"</line>
<line start="147" end="173" speaker="strongbad">"Aaron C."</line>
<line start="173" end="220" speaker="strongbad">Well, sorta, Aaron. But see, there's only one power.</line>
<line start="220" end="258" speaker="strongbad">Though I guess it is pretty super. Check it out.</line>
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<strongbad sfx="sfx">Grunts deeply</strongbad>
<sfx sfx="sfx">Pulsing low tone; gains speed gradually</sfx>
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<line start="365" end="376">
<strongbad>G-aaaah...</strongbad>
<sfx sfx="sfx">Pop and cap fall</sfx>
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<line start="390" end="460" speaker="strongbad">So, there you go. It's not much, but as you can imagine it's a big hit with the ladies.</line>
<line start="460" end="500" speaker="strongbad">And so far I've only found it works with Cold Ones.</line>
<line start="500" end="527" speaker="strongbad">But come to think of it...</line>
<line start="527" end="539" speaker="sfx">the geddup noise</line>
<line start="539" end="596" speaker="coachz">Oh, I definitely say it's just a result of tight pants.</line>
<line start="596" end="636" speaker="homestar">Oooohh, tight paaants!</line>
<line start="644" end="662" speaker="homestar">Oh!</line>
<line start="662" end="697" speaker="homestar">Sorry about that. What were we talking about?</line>
<line start="697" end="718" speaker="coachz">The tightest of pants.</line>
<line start="718" end="758" speaker="homestar">Oh, right, right. Tight pants.</line>
<line start="758" end="781" speaker="homestar">What the?</line>
<line start="781" end="804" speaker="coachz">Are you okay there, Homestar?</line>
<line start="804" end="845" speaker="homestar">I don't know. Is my head getting bigger?</line>
<line start="845" end="860" speaker="thepaper">Preeeeow!</line>
<line start="882" end="938" speaker="coachz">Once again, I point the blame squarely at tight pants.</line>
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