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<line start="17" end="79" speaker="strongbad">Continue to roast your Strong Bad email until it reaches an internal temperature of 189.</line>
<line start="84" end="100" speaker="strongbad">"Haihai Strong Bad</line>
<line start="101" end="133" speaker="strongbad">"Have you ever thought of entering The Cheat in a pet show?</line>
<line start="134" end="169" speaker="strongbad">"Have fun, Sarah," Quick, Look Down.</line>
<line start="170" end="178" speaker="strongbad">Look down?</line>
<line start="179" end="194" speaker="homestar">Ahhhh...</line>
<line start="195" end="205">
<strongbad>Braugh!</strongbad>
<homestar>Oof!</homestar>
</line>
<line start="209" end="233" speaker="strongbad">Whoa! Thanks for the warning, Sarah.</line>
<line start="234" end="274" speaker="strongbad">Homestar's always trying to give me the old relish foot.</line>
<line start="276" end="308" speaker="strongbad">Have I ever entered The Cheat in a pet show?</line>
<line start="309" end="328" speaker="strongbad">The Cheat? No.</line>
<line start="329" end="387" speaker="strongbad">But I have entered Saberlord's Scritchascratch Cakemonger The Cheat in plenty!</line>
<line start="388" end="408" speaker="strongbad">That's his show name acourse.</line>
<line start="409" end="435" speaker="strongbad">Oh yeah, The Cheat's got papers.</line>
<line start="436" end="473" speaker="strongbad">He's won Best in Sheen four years in a row!</line>
<line start="474" end="492" speaker="thecheat">aggravated The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="493" end="535">
<thecheat>aggravated The Cheat noises</thecheat>
<strongbad>Just sit still! There's three dozen more where that came from.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="536" end="589" speaker="strongbad">Last year was way too close a race. This year we need a secret weapon.</line>
<line start="590" end="619" speaker="strongbad">Strong Mad, hand me the Bavarian Cream!</line>
<line start="622" end="641" speaker="thecheat">sighing The Cheat noise</line>
<line start="646" end="677" speaker="strongsad">And I told him, if he wants to show up thirty minutes late, then he can find someone else.</line>
<line start="678" end="688">
<strongsad>And I told him, if he wants to show up thirty minutes late, then he can find someone else.</strongsad>
<thecheat>bored The Cheat noise</thecheat>
</line>
<line start="689" end="697" speaker="strongsad">And I told him, if he wants to show up thirty minutes late, then he can find someone else.</line>
<line start="698" end="708">
<strongsad>Because my time is valuable. Mm-hmm.</strongsad>
<thecheat>bored The Cheat noise</thecheat>
</line>
<line start="709" end="737" speaker="strongsad">Because my time is valuable. Mm-hmm.</line>
<line start="738" end="751" speaker="strongsad">I'm takin' these night classes, gonna get an education...</line>
<line start="752" end="761">
<strongsad>I'm takin' these night classes, gonna get an education...</strongsad>
<thecheat>bored The Cheat noise</thecheat>
</line>
<line start="762" end="775" speaker="strongsad">I'm takin' these night classes, gonna get an education...</line>
<line start="776" end="787" speaker="thecheat">bored The Cheat noise</line>
<line start="788" end="809" speaker="strongsad">Does the back look okay?</line>
<line start="810" end="851" speaker="strongbad">With a rusty fork and a guitar string. Good response!</line>
<line start="852" end="869" speaker="strongbad">Me too, actually.</line>
<line start="870" end="911" speaker="strongbad">All right, what if they ask you about the world situation?</line>
<line start="912" end="921" speaker="thecheat">Meh.</line>
<line start="922" end="968" speaker="strongbad">"Meh"! Classic! That'll really knock 'em dead.</line>
<line start="969" end="1027" speaker="strongbad">Especially that stodgy old Madame Bodewell. That lady's got it in for us.</line>
<line start="1028" end="1060" speaker="strongbad">Just 'cuz you peed on her dress that one time.</line>
<line start="1061" end="1087" speaker="strongmad">I'M SORRY.</line>
<line start="1100" end="1149" speaker="theannouncer" voiceover="very yes">Welcome back to the Cat Mess Inbredtational Pet Show,</line>
<line start="1150" end="1219" speaker="theannouncer" voiceover="very yes">where the hotly contested Best In Sheen competition is just getting underway!</line>
<line start="1220" end="1265" speaker="homestar">Oh, man, Marzipan. We're gonna clean house this year.</line>
<line start="1266" end="1283" speaker="homestar">We're gonna clean apartment!</line>
<line start="1284" end="1300" speaker="homestar">We're gonna clean dorm room!</line>
<line start="1301" end="1320" speaker="homestar">We're gonna clean time share!</line>
<line start="1332" end="1366" speaker="strongbad">All right, The Cheat. This is gonna be a piece of cake for you.</line>
<line start="1367" end="1386" speaker="strongbad">It's gonna be a piece of pie!</line>
<line start="1387" end="1403" speaker="strongbad">It's gonna be a piece of cobbler!</line>
<line start="1404" end="1439" speaker="strongbad">It's gonna be a piece of novelty dessert pizza!</line>
<line start="1440" end="1467" speaker="strongbad">Now get out there and do your thing!</line>
<line start="1469" end="1605" speaker="sfx">music</line>
<line start="1605" end="1611">
<sfx>music</sfx>
<sfx>crash!</sfx>
</line>
<line start="1612" end="1629" speaker="sfx">music</line>
<line start="1630" end="1666">
<sfx>music</sfx>
<thecheat volume=".5">chewing noises</thecheat>
</line>
<line start="1667" end="1706" speaker="sfx">music</line>
<line start="1711" end="1740" speaker="theannouncer" voiceover="very yes">And now, for the judges' scores!</line>
<line start="1743" end="1770" speaker="theannouncer" voiceover="very yes">Pom Pom and Trivia Time: 3.5!</line>
<line start="1771" end="1789" speaker="theannouncer" voiceover="very yes">Pom Pom and Trivia Time: 3.5!</line>
<line start="1790" end="1830" speaker="theannouncer" voiceover="very yes">Good GPA, terrible pet show score.</line>
<line start="1833" end="1888" speaker="theannouncer" voiceover="very yes">The King Of Town and an As Seen on TV Low-Fat Cooking Device: Not supposed to be here!</line>
<line start="1889" end="1917" speaker="theannouncer" voiceover="very yes">The King Of Town and an As Seen on TV Low-Fat Cooking Device: Not supposed to be here!</line>
<line start="1918" end="1947" speaker="kingoftown">I told you you'd never amount to anything!</line>
<line start="1948" end="1971" speaker="kingoftown">I'm not even your real father!</line>
<line start="1977" end="2021" speaker="theannouncer" voiceover="very yes">And Fluffle's Buffles Scruffle's Truffles Homestar Runner!</line>
<line start="2023" end="2048" speaker="homestar">My friends call me Scruffle's.</line>
<line start="2053" end="2072" speaker="theannouncer" voiceover="very yes">8.5!</line>
<line start="2078" end="2115" speaker="theannouncer" voiceover="very yes">And Saberlord's (unintelligible) The Cheat:</line>
<line start="2116" end="2160" speaker="theannouncer" voiceover="very yes">Disqualified for flagrant use of relish foot!</line>
<line start="2161" end="2172" speaker="strongbad">What?</line>
<line start="2173" end="2192" speaker="theannouncer" voiceover="very yes">Scruffle's wins!</line>
<line start="2193" end="2254" speaker="homestar">Well, well, Strong Bad. Looks like you finally got a taste of your own medicine.</line>
<line start="2255" end="2276" speaker="homestar">A taste of your own potion.</line>
<line start="2277" end="2301" speaker="homestar">A taste of your own elixir!</line>
<line start="2302" end="2313" speaker="homestar">A taste of your own-</line>
<line start="2314" end="2323" speaker="homestar">Oof!</line>
<line start="2325" end="2371" speaker="strongbad">Don't worry, we're currently appealing the decision of the judges.</line>
<line start="2372" end="2395" speaker="strongbad">We're also currently a-peeling POTATOES!</line>
<line start="2396" end="2404" speaker="strongbad">We're also currently a-peeling POTATOES!</line>
<line start="2405" end="2426">
<strongbad>We're also currently a-peeling POTATOES!</strongbad>
<sfx>music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="2427" end="2513" speaker="sfx">music</line>
<line start="2514" end="2545" speaker="newpaper">shuffling noises</line>
<line start="2565" end="2625" speaker="strongbad">Hey, The Cheat. Do you think we successfully glossed over the fact we lost the competition?</line>
<line start="2626" end="2643" speaker="thecheat">affirmative The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="2644" end="2682" speaker="strongbad">Man, is there anything potatoes can't do?</line>
<line start="2694" end="2719" speaker="oldstrongbad">Yes. Good show, The Sneak!</line>
<line start="2720" end="2779" speaker="oldstrongbad">You've got more infectious diseases than any other vermin here!</line>
<line start="2789" end="2824" speaker="strongbad">"Have fun, Sarah," Quarter leg, dark.</line>
<line start="2825" end="2852" speaker="strongbad">Are you trying to order fried chicken?</line>
<line start="2856" end="2883" speaker="strongbad">"Sarah," Quiet loser dork.</line>
<line start="2884" end="2909" speaker="strongbad">Well, it's very big of you to admit that.</line>
<line start="2913" end="2938" speaker="strongbad">Quivering Live Dwarves!</line>
<line start="2939" end="2964" speaker="strongbad">Uh... That's my new album name.</line>
<line start="2969" end="2984" speaker="strongbad">Quit lumbering down.</line>
<line start="2985" end="3008" speaker="strongbad">Hey, I'm not lumbering down!</line>
<line start="3013" end="3036" speaker="strongbad">Quickly losing dignity.</line>
<line start="3037" end="3062" speaker="strongbad">Yes... Yes you are.</line>
</transcript>
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