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<line start="15" end="49" speaker="strongbad">Sweetheart! Get dressed and brush your teeth!</line>
<line start="50" end="72" speaker="strongbad">It's time for email!</line>
<line start="76" end="89" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strong Bad,"</line>
<line start="90" end="124" speaker="strongbad">"I would like to draw a few comics about you and The Cheat."</line>
<line start="125" end="186" speaker="strongbad">"But first I'd need to know what type of... promblems you and The Cheat would be faced with."</line>
<line start="187" end="230" speaker="strongbad">"Once I get a rough copy, I'd send it to you to see how you like it."</line>
<line start="231" end="267" speaker="strongbad">"I hope you interested. Malinko."</line>
<line start="268" end="339" speaker="strongbad">Well Malinko, I hope <em>you</em> interested in getting sued into the middle ages by The Cheat and me.</line>
<line start="340" end="376" speaker="strongbad">'cause that's what would happen if you drew a few comics about us.</line>
<line start="381" end="464" speaker="strongbad">Just like that time Homestar started selling Strong Bad <em>(queasy)</em> flavored water.</line>
<line start="465" end="495" speaker="strongbad">We shut that mess down on the quickfast.</line>
<line start="496" end="523" speaker="homestar">I got your Strong Bad water, right here!</line>
<line start="524" end="543" speaker="homestar">SB-two-O!</line>
<line start="544" end="587" speaker="homestar">Bottled at the source! Pure as a mountain goat!</line>
<line start="592" end="618" speaker="strongbad">All right, The Cheat! Let's sue 'im!</line>
<line start="640" end="686" speaker="homestar">Hooray! The orders are violently flying in!</line>
<line start="687" end="730" speaker="strongbad">Man, I've got the best lawyer soft tacos can buy.</line>
<line start="731" end="766" speaker="strongbad">And his aim with those water bombs is crazy good!</line>
<line start="767" end="806" speaker="strongbad">He can hit Strong Sad from like three football fields away.</line>
<line start="808" end="835" speaker="strongsad">Note to self:</line>
<line start="836" end="867" speaker="strongsad">Get big... ger...</line>
<line start="868" end="892" speaker="strongsad">noteboo...</line>
<line start="893" end="898" speaker="strongsad">k.</line>
<line start="903" end="919" speaker="strongsad" volume="1.1">Mercy me!!!</line>
<line start="923" end="976" speaker="strongbad">I think we were suing him for custody of his not-so-thin mints that day.</line>
<line start="977" end="987" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="988" end="1020" speaker="strongbad">Ahoy! An unmarked manila envelope!</line>
<line start="1021" end="1053" speaker="strongbad">Must be that weaselly Malinko's comic.</line>
<line start="1063" end="1080" speaker="strongbad">Oh, my.</line>
<line start="1081" end="1107" speaker="strongbad">Rough copy is right.</line>
<line start="1108" end="1161" speaker="strongbad">Er, you don't need <em>my</em> help finding promblems for these guys, Malinko.</line>
<line start="1162" end="1175" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1176" end="1202" speaker="strongbad">These don't look anything like us!</line>
<line start="1203" end="1265" speaker="strongbad">Man, that kid was going to have so few pants on after we got done suing them off him!</line>
<line start="1267" end="1336" speaker="strongbad">Now he's gonna strut around all on-panted waving his pant-covered legs in our faces!</line>
<line start="1337" end="1359" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1360" end="1404" speaker="strongbad">You're a genius, The Cheat! Now <em>that's</em> what I pay you for!</line>
<line start="1405" end="1411" speaker="strongbad">Open up! Uuup!</line>
<line start="1412" end="1417">
<strongbad>Open up! Uuup!</strongbad>
<thecheat>The Cheat noise</thecheat>
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<line start="1418" end="1422" speaker="strongbad">Open up! Uuup!</line>
<line start="1423" end="1425">
<strongbad>Open up! Uuup!</strongbad>
<thecheat>The Cheat noise</thecheat>
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<line start="1426" end="1440" speaker="strongbad">Aah! Dah! Deh!</line>
<line start="1441" end="1444" speaker="thecheat">gulp!</line>
<line start="1445" end="1454" speaker="strongbad">There you go.</line>
<line start="1455" end="1469" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises, imitating a seal</line>
<line start="1470" end="1494" speaker="strongbad">Okay, okay. One more.</line>
<line start="1495" end="1502" speaker="thecheat">gulp!</line>
<line start="1504" end="1552" speaker="strongbad">Ooch. Eech. Ouch. Atch.</line>
<line start="1553" end="1587" speaker="strongbad">Now we look just like Malinko's cat-scratchings.</line>
<line start="1588" end="1632" speaker="strongbad">Our case is air-tight. Why stop at pants?</line>
<line start="1633" end="1671" speaker="strongbad">We could probably sue that black zip-up hoodie off him now too!</line>
<line start="1672" end="1693" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1694" end="1728" speaker="strongbad">Yeah, this stuff does make me feel pretty tough.</line>
<line start="1729" end="1808" speaker="strongbad">Ooh, in fact... we should star in our own action-packed credit sequence called, "Rough Copy!"</line>
<line start="1809" end="1939" speaker="sfx">music plays</line>
<line start="1940" end="1964" speaker="strongsad" voiceover="very yes">Oh, hello, gentlemen.</line>
<line start="1965" end="2004" speaker="strongsad">I'm here representing my client, Malinko.</line>
<line start="2005" end="2062" speaker="strongsad">It would seem you are infringing on his highly intellectual property.</line>
<line start="2063" end="2094" speaker="strongbad">You gotta be joking! There's nothing intellectual abou—</line>
<line start="2095" end="2110" speaker="strongbad">Ack! Eep! Aaah!</line>
<line start="2111" end="2139" speaker="strongbad">Where did you get snowballs this time of year?!</line>
<line start="2140" end="2166" speaker="strongbad">Ack! How did you fit them in that notebook?</line>
<line start="2167" end="2217" speaker="strongsad">I've been saving these in the freezer since I was eight!</line>
<line start="2219" end="2224" speaker="strongbad">Eep!</line>
<line start="2228" end="2280" speaker="homestar">Drinko some Malinko! Crystal clear like domestic beer.</line>
<line start="2284" end="2299" speaker="strongbad" sfx="very yes">shivering noises</line>
<line start="2300" end="2381" speaker="strongbad">Can't you see Malinko? All this hot legal action is tearing our non-existent friendship apart!</line>
<line start="2382" end="2424" speaker="strongbad">Looks like we'll just have to settle out of court.</line>
<line start="2430" end="2491" speaker="strongbad" sfx="very yes">chomping noises</line>
<line start="2492" end="2533" speaker="strongbad">Mmm. That's some good settlement.</line>
<line start="2536" end="2555" speaker="strongbad" sfx="very yes">chomping noises</line>
<line start="2556" end="2567" speaker="thepaper">preeeow!</line>
<line start="2582" end="2640" speaker="cardgage">Hey, Grendolyn! Don't bogart that settlement now!</line>
<line start="2739" end="2755" speaker="homestar" sfx="very yes">sigh</line>
<line start="2765" end="2795" speaker="homestar">DNA evidence.</line>
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