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<line start="18" end="64" speaker="strongbad">I'm Strong Bad, and I am not making an "I approve this email" joke.</line>
<line start="64" end="100" speaker="strongbad">"Hey Strongbad, 'Sup, man?"</line>
<line start="100" end="206" speaker="strongbad">"So I was just wonder<em>in'</em>, does Strong Badia ever have natural disasters, like hurricanes... <em>'n</em> stuff?" From, Nobody.</line>
<line start="206" end="256" speaker="strongbad">Hey! Whoa! Heh! Watch where you're flinging those apostrophes, nobody.</line>
<line start="256" end="315" speaker="strongbad">You could hurt somebody. You could hurt... yourself.</line>
<line start="315" end="345" speaker="strongbad">Hi. I'm regular Strong Bad.</line>
<line start="345" end="395" speaker="strongbad">If you or someone you love is an anonymous apostrophe-flinger,</line>
<line start="395" end="453" speaker="strongbad">...please call our hot-free number, or give them a charley horse, right away.</line>
<line start="453" end="520" speaker="strongbad">As for H.R. Hurricanesnstuf, we've dealt with disasters,</line>
<line start="520" end="592" speaker="strongbad">but mainly those with a decidedly <em>UN</em>natural s-s-s-sort.</line>
<line start="592" end="627" speaker="strongbad">...And that's when I tampered with the DNA evidence.</line>
<line start="627" end="642" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="642" end="653">
<sfx>stomp!</sfx>
<strongbad>Wha?</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="653" end="665">
<sfx>stomp!</sfx>
<strongbad>What the?</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="665" end="680">
<sfx>stomp!</sfx>
<strongbad>Wuh-oh. The King of Town must be getting a mega-physical.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="680" end="710">
<span style="visibility:hidden"><sfx>stomp!</sfx></span>
<strongbad>Wuh-oh. The King of Town must be getting a mega-physical.</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="710" end="732">
<sfx volume="1.3">stomp!</sfx>
<strongbad><em>WHA!!</em></strongbad>
<thecheat>screams</thecheat>
</line>
<line start="732" end="764"><singers voiceover="voiceover">King Bubsgonzola, <span style="visibility:hidden">King-King Bubsgonzola, Supreme!</span></singers>
<sfx>music plays</sfx>
</line>
<line start="764" end="805" speaker="singers" voiceover="voiceover">King Bubsgonzola, King-King Bubsgonzola, Supreme!</line>
<line start="805" end="824" speaker="bubs" sfx="sfx" volume="1.5">roars</line>
<line start="824" end="853" speaker="strongbad">It's a giant Bubs from outer space!</line>
<line start="853" end="890" speaker="strongbad">Or, mutated by radiation!</line>
<line start="890" end="919" speaker="strongbad">Or, from the depths of the ocean!</line>
<line start="919" end="947" speaker="strongbad">Or, flushed down the toilet!</line>
<line start="947" end="985" speaker="homestar">Oh my <em>crap!</em> Bubs turned us all into ants!</line>
<line start="985" end="1016" speaker="homestar">That fortune cookie knew what he was talking about!</line>
<line start="1016" end="1083" speaker="homestar">C'mon, everyone. Let's go steal a slice of chocolate cake from that picnic table over there.</line>
<line start="1090" end="1120"><sfx volume="1.2">stomp! stomp! stomp!</sfx>
<bubs sfx="sfx" volume="1.5">roars</bubs>
<sfx>music plays</sfx></line>
<line start="1120" end="1164"><sfx>stomp! stomp! stomp!</sfx>
<kingoftown>Ooh! Whoo! What am I, getting my mega-physical?</kingoftown></line>
<line start="1178" end="1195"><marzipan>See? The apple's not giant. It's just in the foreground.</marzipan><sfx>music continues</sfx></line>
<line start="1195" end="1215"><marzipan>See? The apple's not giant. It's just in the foreground.</marzipan>
<sfx volume="0.8">stomp! stomp!</sfx></line>
<line start="1215" end="1230" speaker="strongsad" sfx="sfx">screams</line>
<line start="1230" end="1255" speaker="bubs" volume="1.5" sfx="sfx">roars</line>
<line start="1255" end="1295" speaker="marzipan">See? Bubs' foot isn't giant. It's just in the foreground.</line>
<line start="1295" end="1341" speaker="strongbad">Things were looking grim, so we called an emergency town meeting.</line>
<line start="1341" end="1407" speaker="strongbad">We needed an organized forum for people to shout out their ideas all at the same time!</line>
<line start="1407" end="1415">
<strongbad>I think we should kill it!</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1415" end="1445">
<strongbad>I think we should kill it!</strongbad>
<strongsad>We must try and understand this creature!</strongsad>
</line>
<line start="1445" end="1468">
<thecheat>angry The Cheat noises</thecheat>
<strongsad>We must try and understand this creature!</strongsad>
</line>
<line start="1468" end="1506">
<thecheat>angry The Cheat noises</thecheat>
<coachz>I say we run the picket fence at him. A box in one!</coachz>
</line>
<line start="1506" end="1529">
<marzipan>...just in the foreground! People, it's just in the foreground!</marzipan>
</line>
<line start="1529" end="1537">
<marzipan>...just in the foreground! People, it's just in the foreground!</marzipan>
<thecheat>angry The Cheat noises</thecheat>
</line>
<line start="1537" end="1572">
<homestar>We must protect the queen! I have six legs!</homestar>
<thecheat>angry The Cheat noises</thecheat>
</line>
<line start="1572" end="1584">
<homestar>We must protect the queen! I have six legs!</homestar>
</line>
<line start="1584" end="1641" speaker="strongbad">So of course, the nerdy scientist-type had it all figured out.</line>
<line start="1641" end="1684" speaker="strongsad">I knew we had to try and understand this poor creature.</line>
<line start="1684" end="1730" speaker="strongsad">So I recorded his roars and played them back at high-speed.</line>
<line start="1730" end="1772" speaker="strongsad">Listen to my extremely scientific findings!</line>
<line start="1772" end="1860" speaker="bubs" sfx="sfx">distorted roars</line>
<line start="1860" end="1897" speaker="bubs" voiceover="voiceover">Don't eat my chicken wings!</line>
<line start="1897" end="1978" speaker="strongsad">Something in Bubs' chicken wings must have caused him to mutate, and he's been trying to warn us all along--</line>
<line start="1978" end="2002" speaker="strongbad">Cut to the chase. How do we kill it?</line>
<line start="2002" end="2049" speaker="strongsad">We don't. I was able to mix-up an anti-chicken-wing...</line>
<line start="2049" end="2123" speaker="strongsad">which is really just a bowl of Kashi. It's the culinary opposite of chicken wings.</line>
<line start="2123" end="2140" sfx="sfx">drums</line>
<line start="2147" end="2160" sfx="sfx">sproing!</line>
<line start="2160" end="2168" sfx="sfx">gulp!</line>
<line start="2168" end="2188">
<bubs sfx="sfx" volume="1.3">roars</bubs>
<sfx>echoing zap</sfx></line>
<line start="2188" end="2214">
<span style="visibility:hidden"><bubs sfx="sfx" volume="1.3">roars</bubs></span>
<sfx>echoing zap</sfx>
</line>
<line start="2214" end="2250" speaker="bubs"><em>(progressively normal)</em> Don't eat my chicken wings!</line>
<line start="2250" end="2297" speaker="strongsad">We know! The chicken wings will make us grow a hundred feet tall!</line>
<line start="2297" end="2314" speaker="bubs">No they won't!</line>
<line start="2314" end="2348" speaker="strongbad">Then why didn't you want us to eat your chicken wings?</line>
<line start="2348" end="2383" speaker="bubs">'Cause they mine! And they good!</line>
<line start="2383" end="2404" speaker="marzipan">Then how did you grow a hundred feet tall?</line>
<line start="2404" end="2441" speaker="bubs">Oh, that. Well, it's kind of embarrassing,</line>
<line start="2441" end="2490" speaker="bubs">but I accidentally flushed myself down the toilet while I was shaving.</line>
<line start="2490" end="2505" speaker="strongbad">You have to shave?</line>
<line start="2505" end="2520" speaker="coachz">You have a terlet?!</line>
<line start="2520" end="2561" speaker="homestar">C'mon, you guys! Let's all go jump in somebody's pants!</line>
<line start="2561" end="2606" speaker="homestar">Everybody, single file! Hup, two, three, four...</line>
<line start="2606" end="2632" speaker="bubs">Well, I better mosey on.</line>
<line start="2632" end="2645" sfx="sfx">drums</line>
<line start="2650" end="2680"><singers voiceover="voiceover">King Bubsgonzola, <span style="visibility:hidden">King-King Bubsgonzola, Supreme!</span></singers>
<sfx>music plays</sfx>
</line>
<line start="2680" end="2735"><singers voiceover="voiceover">King Bubsgonzola, King-King Bubsgonzola, Supreme!</singers></line>
<line start="2735" end="2782" speaker="strongbad">But Strong Badinians are a strong people.</line>
<line start="2782" end="2821" speaker="strongbad">We will recover. We will rebuild.</line>
<line start="2821" end="2843" speaker="strongbad">We will reduce, <span style="visibility:hidden">reuse, recycle!</span></line>
<line start="2843" end="2856" speaker="strongbad">We will reduce, reuse, <span style="visibility:hidden">recycle!</span></line>
<line start="2856" end="2876" speaker="strongbad">We will reduce, reuse, recycle!</line>
<line start="2876" end="2888" speaker="thepaper">Preeeeow!</line>
<line start="2957" end="3008" speaker="strongbad">We will be kind. We will rewind!</line>
<line start="3018" end="3040" speaker="marzipan">No, I heard you say it!</line>
<line start="3040" end="3091" speaker="strongbad">Marzipan, I was just saying other things that start with R-E.</line>
<line start="3091" end="3122" speaker="marzipan">I don't care. You said it. Now let me see your cans.</line>
<line start="3122" end="3133" speaker="strongbad">What?</line>
<line start="3140" end="3180" sfx="sfx">flush</line>
<line start="3180" end="3208" speaker="strongbad">Try it again. I think I'm starting to mutate.</line>
<line start="3208" end="3220" speaker="thecheat">affirmative The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="3220" end="3258">
<sfx>flush</sfx>
<strongbad>Wheeeeee!</strongbad>
</line>
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