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<strongbad>(singing) Email is the sound that we make when a young girl cries...</strongbad>
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<strongbad>Da-da-da-da "Dear Strongbad, Does Strongbadia have a space program?"</strongbad>
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<strongbad>"Good jokes, Ryan Raleigh, Not Cool."</strongbad>
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<strongbad>Who doesn't have a space program these days?</strongbad>
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<strongbad>I mean, don't, like, the Italians have a space program?</strongbad>
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<strongbad>Ours is called SBASAF.</strongbad>
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<strongbad>The Strong Badian Administration of Some Aluminum Foil.</strongbad>
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<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">The only problem is we blew our whole budget on this kick-awesome logo...</strongbad>
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<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">The only problem is we blew our whole budget on this kick-awesome logo...</strongbad>
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<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">...and on our orientation filmstrip.</strongbad>
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<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">...and on our orientation filmstrip.</strongbad>
<sfx>60's style "computer" noise</sfx>
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<announcer voiceover="voiceover">SBASAF is a definitely-for-profit organization, dedicated to the manned taping of aluminum foil to cardboard.</announcer>
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<announcer voiceover="voiceover">.</announcer>
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<sfx>beep!</sfx>
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<announcer voiceover="voiceover">Our mission objective: to accompany 15 earth dollars on a round trip journey-</announcer>
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<announcer voiceover="voiceover">Our mission objective: to accompany 15 earth dollars on a round trip journey-</announcer>
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<sfx>beep!</sfx>
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<announcer voiceover="voiceover">-to the closest reaches of space.</announcer>
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<sfx>beep!</sfx>
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<announcer voiceover="voiceover">.</announcer>
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<announcer voiceover="voiceover">While the muscular crew will age only a few hours, the cargo, according to our-</announcer>
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<sfx>beep!</sfx>
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<announcer voiceover="voiceover">.</announcer>
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<announcer voiceover="voiceover">-vague understanding of the theory of relativity, will have aged to an incredible-</announcer>
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<announcer voiceover="voiceover">.</announcer>
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<sfx>beep!</sfx>
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<announcer voiceover="voiceover">.</announcer>
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<announcer voiceover="voiceover">-one millon dollars.</announcer>
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<announcer voiceover="voiceover">.</announcer>
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<announcer voiceover="voiceover">And who is good enough at video games to accept such a dangerous mission?</announcer>
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<announcer voiceover="voiceover">.</announcer>
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<announcer voiceover="voiceover">Why, none other than beef bouillon-aire joyboy-</announcer>
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<sfx>beep!</sfx>
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<announcer voiceover="voiceover">.</announcer>
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<announcer voiceover="voiceover">-Space Captainface. First Lieuteneral Captainface knows the true key to success is...</announcer>
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<announcer voiceover="voiceover">...to have as many hot '60s-looking girls in your filmstrips as possible.</announcer>
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<announcer voiceover="voiceover">.</announcer>
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<announcer voiceover="voiceover">Yeah, girls! All right!</announcer>
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<sfx>beep!</sfx>
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<announcer voiceover="voiceover">.</announcer>
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<announcer voiceover="voiceover">Hey, look! It's onboard mechanic Harold "Strap" Coopmore! Looks like he could use a grilled cheese sandwich.</announcer>
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<sfx>grilled cheese music</sfx>
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<sfx>record scratch</sfx>
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<announcer voiceover="voiceover">Flat-tops and shirt sleeves are the order of the day at SBASAF mission control.</announcer>
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<announcer voiceover="voiceover">Why, Flight Engineer Ted Averill! You aren't smoking a smooth relaxing cigarette at all!</announcer>
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<sfx>beep!</sfx>
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<announcer voiceover="voiceover">.</announcer>
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<announcer voiceover="voiceover">That's better. And somebody get that man a highball.</announcer>
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<announcer voiceover="voiceover">.</announcer>
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<sfx>beep!</sfx>
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<announcer voiceover="voiceover">The flagship of SBASAF's 30-vessel fleet is the Proud Anselmo.</announcer>
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<announcer voiceover="voiceover">A wonder of modern SBASAF-ery, the Proud Anselmo was constructed entirely out of cardboardium alloy.</announcer>
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<announcer voiceover="voiceover">When blastoff day finally arrives,</announcer>
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<announcer voiceover="voiceover">...will you be among the hot '60s-looking girls to wish Strap and Space Captainface a safe voyage? And if not...</announcer>
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<sfx>beep!</sfx>
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<announcer voiceover="voiceover">...how come?</announcer>
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<strongbad>Argrgrgrgrgrgr! Got to... escape... Earth's... tenacity....</strongbad>
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<line start="1675" end="1686">
<strongbad>Argrgrgrgrgrgr! Got to... escape... Earth's... tenacity....</strongbad>
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<line start="1687" end="1699">
<strongbad>Argrgrgrgrgrgr! Got to... escape... Earth's... tenacity....</strongbad>
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<strongbad>Argrgrgrgrgrgr! Got to... escape... Earth's... tenacity....</strongbad>
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<strongbad>Argrgrgrgrgrgr! Got to... escape... Earth's... tenacity....</strongbad>
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<strongbad>Fire the afterburners, Strap!</strongbad>
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<thecheat>strained The Cheat noises</thecheat>
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<thecheat sfx="very yes">click!</thecheat>
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<sfx>afterburner sound effect</sfx>
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<sfx>thud</sfx>
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<strongbad>Oh... we made it.</strongbad>
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<strongbad>Ahem. Oh, we made it.</strongbad>
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<strongbad>Ahem. Oh, we made it.</strongbad>
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<strongmad voiceover="voiceover">Awww...</strongmad>
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<line start="1920" end="1995">
<strongbad>According to my ca-cuh-lations, our precious cargo should have already multiplied to about 50 bucks!</strongbad>
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<thecheat>The Cheat noises</thecheat>
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<strongbad voiceover="voiceover">Oh, right.</strongbad>
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<line start="2043" end="2091">
<strongbad>We spent the precious cargo on that sound effect CD.</strongbad>
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<strongbad>Well, let me hear "Body falling downstairs".</strongbad>
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<line start="2135" end="2152">
<thecheat>agreeable-sounding The Cheat noises</thecheat>
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<thecheat sfx="very yes">click!</thecheat>
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<sfx>body falling down stairs sound effect</sfx>
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<homestar>You guys! You guys! I need help putting on this sweater!</homestar>
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<strongbad>A space myoot-ant from Satriani 5!</strongbad>
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<strongbad>Hit him with everything we got, Strap!</strongbad>
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<sfx>laser fire sound effects</sfx>
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<thecheat>The Cheat noise</thecheat>
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<thecheat>The Cheat noise</thecheat>
<sfx>whack!</sfx>
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<homestar>Aah! I knew I should have asked the Italian space program.</homestar>
<sfx>whack!</sfx>
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<homestar>Aah! I knew I should have asked the Italian space program.</homestar>
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<homestar>Aah! I knew I should have asked the Italian space program.</homestar>
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<strongbad>Nice work, The Strap. Another successful mission for...</strongbad>
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<strongbad>(singing) Space Captainface!</strongbad>
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<strongbad>Pretender of the galaxies!</strongbad>
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<strongbad>He's all-the-ways having space cocktails with hot '60s-looking girls!</strongbad>
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<strongbad>.</strongbad>
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<strongbad>Where are all the hot '60s-looking girls?</strongbad>
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<kingoftown>I'm in my 60s!</kingoftown>
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<thepaper>Preeow!</thepaper>
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<strongbad>Captainface Log: </strongbad>
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<strongbad>The vinegar-baking soda drive on the Proud Anselmo has run out of fuel, stranding us in the Impellitteri Sector. </strongbad>
<sfx>Reverb on voice. 60's style "computer" background noise</sfx>
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<strongbad>There is shrapnel everywhere. </strongbad>
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<strongbad>It makes one wonder, does man truly-</strongbad>
<sfx>Reverb on voice. 60's style "computer" background noise</sfx>
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<strongbad>It makes one wonder, does man truly-</strongbad>
<sfx>beep!</sfx>
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<sfx>grilled cheese music</sfx>
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<announcer voiceover="voiceover">...will you be among the hot '60s-looking girls to wish Strap and Space Captainface a safe voyage? And if not...</announcer>
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<announcer>...how come?</announcer>
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<coachz>I was told I was gonna get to pee in a cup!</coachz>
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<strongbad>In due time, Cadet Z. In due time.</strongbad>
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<coachz>Oh, doo time! Even better.</coachz>
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