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<line start="15" end="46" speaker="strongbad">Checkin' email, now take it to the flipside!</line>
<line start="47" end="73" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">speaking backwards</line>
<line start="80" end="129" speaker="strongbad">"Strong Bad, I think it's high time you composed a rock opera."</line>
<line start="134" end="158" speaker="strongbad">"You simply owe it to society."</line>
<line start="160" end="190" speaker="strongbad">"What should it be about? That's up to you."</line>
<line start="197" end="255" speaker="strongbad">"Best Wishes, Anonymous Contributor, Gambier, hhhough"</line>
<line start="261" end="331" speaker="strongbad">Ugh, poor guy. <strong>Hey!</strong> Mr. and Mrs. Contributor, way to name your kid!</line>
<line start="335" end="387" speaker="strongbad">I can only imagine the taunts and jabs the kids on the playground musta come up with.</line>
<line start="393" end="474" speaker="strongbad">Hey, Anonymous! Why don't ya, um, write a poem or something and not attribute it to yourself!</line>
<line start="481" end="543" speaker="strongbad">Or, like... Yo, Anonny! Maybe try calling the cops and giving them some valuable information</line>
<line start="544" end="594" speaker="strongbad">to help solve a crime without revealing your own identityiyiyiy!</line>
<line start="599" end="652" speaker="strongbad">Oh. Kids can be so cruel. Okay, back on task.</line>
<line start="657" end="696" speaker="strongbad">To tell you the truth, you guys have already heard mosta my rock opera.</line>
<line start="699" end="734" speaker="strongbad">I've been composing it over the last three and a half years.</line>
<line start="737" end="818" speaker="strongbad">It's simply titled "SBEMAIL!" And the lyrics consist of one word from each of my 125 emails!</line>
<line start="822" end="877" speaker="strongbad">Now, it may not make a whole lotta sense but when have I ever backed down from a bad idea, right?</line>
<line start="880" end="906" speaker="strongbad">Now let's get this train wreck a-rollin'!</line>
<line start="919" end="940" speaker="strongbad">Join me on my single</line>
<line start="942" end="947" speaker="strongsad">hundred</line>
<line start="949" end="972" speaker="strongbad">toilet dreams picture.</line>
<line start="973" end="1025" speaker="strongbad">Everybody wanna scam some sweet bucks or potential</line>
<line start="1026" end="1032" speaker="lilstrongbad">pizza.</line>
<line start="1033" end="1057" speaker="strongbad">Oh! Oh! Ummm. Nevermind.</line>
<line start="1059" end="1070" speaker="strongbad">Ummm... double</line>
<line start="1071" end="1080" speaker="coachz">pants.</line>
<line start="1081" end="1103" speaker="strongbad">Awesome, awesome fancy danish.</line>
<line start="1106" end="1139" speaker="strongbad">Professional funky totally diggity-underdrawers.</line>
<line start="1157" end="1176" speaker="strongbad">Oh tonight,</line>
<line start="1180" end="1187" speaker="homestar">cool,</line>
<line start="1191" end="1196" speaker="marzipan">healthy,</line>
<line start="1198" end="1215" speaker="strongbad">ones, eh?</line>
<line start="1222" end="1255" speaker="strongbad">Whatever action baby actually went jibblie.</line>
<line start="1274" end="1310" speaker="strongbad">Oooh! Oh. Party like completely great, good.</line>
<line start="1317" end="1345" speaker="strongbad">Down town ladies get consummate.</line>
<line start="1346" end="1352" speaker="marzipan">Yeah.</line>
<line start="1353" end="1389" speaker="strongbad">Awkward sweet peaches crackin' action!</line>
<line start="1390" end="1417" speaker="strongbad">Wha-Ho! Problematic.</line>
<line start="1418" end="1428" speaker="strongbad">Solid jumble!</line>
<line start="1431" end="1433" speaker="graperobot">Crazy</line>
<line start="1434" end="1455" speaker="strongbad">beans double the real gold!</line>
<line start="1468" end="1474" speaker="strongbad">Computer</line>
<line start="1475" end="1481" speaker="strongsad">internet</line>
<line start="1482" end="1485" speaker="strongbad">bulging</line>
<line start="1486" end="1490" speaker="homestar">out.</line>
<line start="1491" end="1500" speaker="strongbad">Yeah, oh!</line>
<line start="1513" end="1533" speaker="strongbad">Dynomite afterparty!</line>
<line start="1542" end="1575" speaker="strongbad">Like, fangoriously world-class and grand.</line>
<line start="1583" end="1594" speaker="strongbad">Ooooh! Oh!</line>
<line start="1597" end="1602" speaker="strongsad">Ewww!</line>
<line start="1603" end="1635" speaker="strongbad">Oh-ho-ho-ho! Definitely, definitely</line>
<line start="1636" end="1644" speaker="vectorsb">baby.</line>
<line start="1660" end="1664" speaker="homestar">Yup,</line>
<line start="1665" end="1673" speaker="strongbad">I totally</line>
<line start="1674" end="1680" speaker="homestar">always</line>
<line start="1681" end="1718" speaker="strongbad">look awesome singing backwards metal.</line>
<line start="1738" end="1771" speaker="strongbad">Experience dance tonight! Unh!</line>
<line start="1806" end="1829" speaker="strongbad">Oooh! I'm pleasant.</line>
<line start="1867" end="1889" speaker="strongbad">Positate without pizzaz and</line>
<line start="1890" end="1895" speaker="stinkoman">jam!</line>
<line start="1896" end="1900" speaker="strongbad">Whoa!</line>
<line start="1912" end="1939" speaker="strongbad">Tonight equals dancing,</line>
<line start="1940" end="1946" speaker="other">yeah!</line>
<line start="1965" end="1969" speaker="strongbad">Famous</line>
<line start="1971" end="1977" speaker="lappy486">ladies</line>
<line start="1978" end="1988" speaker="strongbad">always like</line>
<line start="2001" end="2017" speaker="all">SBEMAIL!!!</line>
<line start="2111" end="2156" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">making crowd sounds</line>
<line start="2156" end="2230" speaker="strongbad">Bravo! Encore! Encore! Ándale! Ándale! Arriba! Arriba! Thank you! Thank you!</line>
<line start="2234" end="2266" speaker="strongbad">Yes, the rave reviews are already pouring in.</line>
<line start="2271" end="2298" speaker="strongbad">It's only a matter of time before the chicks- uh.</line>
<line start="2303" end="2376" speaker="strongbad">The Cheat... ixnay on the cut-it-out-throwing-roses-at-me! ...may.</line>
<line start="2381" end="2384" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noise</line>
<line start="2385" end="2416" speaker="strongbad">Augh! Rose face! ROSE FACE!</line>
<line start="2430" end="2444" speaker="thepaper">Preeeeow!</line>
<line start="2474" end="2496" speaker="strongbad">So I'm gonna have to jum-</line>
<line start="2525" end="2530" speaker="thecheat" voiceover="voiceover">The Cheat noise</line>
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