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<line start="15" end="76" speaker="strongbad">Email, na na, na na, na na, nanaNA...</line>
<line start="83" end="119" speaker="strongbad">"The usual, When we grow up we want to be chefs."</line>
<line start="121" end="154" speaker="strongbad">"We wanted to know if you had any secret family recipes"</line>
<line start="155" end="194" speaker="strongbad">"that you would want to share with us so.... we can make them!"</line>
<line start="196" end="226" speaker="strongbad">"Melissa and Hillary from Nigeria"</line>
<line start="234" end="294" speaker="strongbad">Well Mellie, Hillarious, being from Africa I'm sure you guys are used to eating,</line>
<line start="295" end="346" speaker="strongbad">like, exotic fruits and nectars and, um,</line>
<line start="353" end="407" speaker="strongbad">lions so our recipes may seem a bit uncouth.</line>
<line start="413" end="453" speaker="strongbad">Uncouth. Can something be just plain couth?</line>
<line start="457" end="483" speaker="strongbad">I bet freakin' Strong Sad is plain couth.</line>
<line start="491" end="535" speaker="strongbad">Anyways, Couthy, all our family recipes tend to center around</line>
<line start="536" end="591" speaker="strongbad">the grossing out of or the making puke of friends and well-wishers.</line>
<line start="597" end="665" speaker="strongbad">The Cheat! Let's go try out Great Uncle Pawdabber's Pre-tend Ice Cream Showdown!</line>
<line start="666" end="678" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="679" end="711" speaker="announcer">Strong Bad may or may not have an actual Great Uncle Pawdabber.</line>
<line start="716" end="762" speaker="coachz">Man, what is this thing? A bounce thing?</line>
<line start="765" end="835" speaker="strongbad">Oh man, The Cheat! Wow! Look at this! It's our best friend, Coach Z.</line>
<line start="838" end="899" speaker="strongbad">Say there, Coach, would you like to try some of our free icèd-c-cream?</line>
<line start="902" end="928" speaker="strongbad">It's got toasted coconut!</line>
<line start="934" end="983" speaker="coachz">How could I refuse? I can't afford the money-cost variety!</line>
<line start="1008" end="1058" speaker="coachz">Oooh! Sweet mercy! This is orful!</line>
<line start="1069" end="1141" speaker="strongbad">Aww, it's okay, Coach. You're the proud new eater of a healthy bowl of sour cream and The Cheat fur.</line>
<line start="1146" end="1154" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1157" end="1174" speaker="coachz" sfx="sfx">retching</line>
<line start="1177" end="1210" speaker="coachz">Oof! I think I'm going to puke my pants!</line>
<line start="1211" end="1241" speaker="strongbad">Ugh! Please don't elaborate on that.</line>
<line start="1242" end="1282" speaker="coachz">Naw, it's easy. I do it all the time! Here, let me show ya's!</line>
<line start="1283" end="1290" speaker="strongbad">AUGH!</line>
<line start="1291" end="1304" speaker="coachz">You take your pants...</line>
<line start="1309" end="1354" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">For best results, dip The Cheat in egg wash before shaving</line>
<line start="1358" end="1417" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">or else he'll get those red shaving bumpies all over him. Ugh.</line>
<line start="1421" end="1452" speaker="strongbad">All right, we're mixing this next one up on them, The Cheat.</line>
<line start="1454" end="1485" speaker="strongbad">I filled this old Speed Stick with white chocolate</line>
<line start="1486" end="1539" speaker="strongbad">and we'll totally gross out or make puke The King of Town when I start eatin' it in front of him!</line>
<line start="1540" end="1549" speaker="thecheat">affirmative The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1550" end="1592" speaker="tucksworth" voiceover="voiceover">You can't marry your guitar, Caleb!</line>
<line start="1600" end="1612" speaker="caleb" voiceover="voiceover">I can try!</line>
<line start="1631" end="1696" speaker="strongbad">Hey Ole King Droll! Checka me out! I'm eatin'oh. Never mind.</line>
<line start="1704" end="1725" speaker="strongbad">Ugh, shoulda known...</line>
<line start="1726" end="1747" speaker="kingoftown">No, wait, you guys! Come back!</line>
<line start="1749" end="1797" speaker="kingoftown">This stuff is strong enough for a man but tasty enough for a king!</line>
<line start="1802" end="1857" speaker="kingoftown">Don't you want to try any Forest Rush? Or Tundra Mist?</line>
<line start="1872" end="1934" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Yeah, how come deodorants and stuff are always named after biomes anyways?</line>
<line start="1953" end="2001" speaker="homestar">Hey, girlfriend, have you tried any of this free ice cream Strong Bad made?</line>
<line start="2005" end="2059" speaker="marzipan">Homestar, didn't anyone tell you? That's, like, cottage cheese and The Cheat hair!</line>
<line start="2060" end="2122" speaker="homestar">WHAT?! Strong Bad told me it was sour cream and The Cheat hair!</line>
<line start="2126" end="2189" speaker="homestar">Looks like this is a job for Stupid Uncle Egg's Goodtime Diaper Pie!</line>
<line start="2202" end="2232" speaker="announcer">Homestar Runner definitely does not have a Stupid Uncle Egg.</line>
<line start="2241" end="2300" speaker="strongbad">No, it looks totally real. I swear, no one'll be able to tell! Oh, what's this?</line>
<line start="2308" end="2362" speaker="strongbad">"Not a pimecone." Well, he's got that right!</line>
<line start="2369" end="2408" speaker="homestar">Oh, look, it's my best friends Cheat and The Strong Bad!</line>
<line start="2411" end="2457" speaker="homestar">Hey, I heard you guys been eatin' some serious regular pie in here!</line>
<line start="2460" end="2500" speaker="strongbad">Uh, yeah, man! We've even got some left over if you want it.</line>
<line start="2503" end="2539" speaker="homestar">Well if it's anywhere near as good as your free ice cream!</line>
<line start="2613" end="2654" speaker="homestar">Well, so long, suckers!</line>
<line start="2663" end="2705" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">It's like, even when we win, he wins.</line>
<line start="2714" end="2752" speaker="strongbad">There you go girls. Recipes for the ages.</line>
<line start="2754" end="2851" speaker="strongbad">But if you really want to be chefs when you grow up, we've got a super-secret family recipe for cooking the C-H-E-blank-T.</line>
<line start="2852" end="2859" speaker="thecheat" voiceover="voiceover">very angry The Cheat noise</line>
<line start="2864" end="2908" speaker="strongbad">And of course that blank is for the letter K.</line>
<line start="2915" end="2973" speaker="strongbad">The Chekt. My family's got a great recipe for cooking the Chekt.</line>
<line start="2977" end="3073" speaker="strongbad">Yeah, yeah. We're mostly from Bumdumbourge. It's near, uh, Totalslava.</line>
<line start="3079" end="3141" speaker="strongbad">"Come down off that smokestack and eat your the Chekt!" my poopaw used to say.</line>
<line start="3149" end="3191" speaker="strongbad">Ah, my dear poopaw, I miss you so.</line>
<line start="3250" end="3299" speaker="strongbad">I think the Cheat bought it. Let me know if you want that recipe.</line>
<line start="3331" end="3365" speaker="announcer">I, uh, I don't even know what a poopaw is.</line>
<line start="3479" end="3510" speaker="tucksworth" voiceover="voiceover">Caleb, that hamburger was mine!</line>
<line start="3521" end="3541" speaker="caleb" voiceover="voiceover">It's mine now!</line>
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