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<line start="15" end="105" speaker="strongbad">Tonight on Strong Bad Email: Comedian Coach Z, actress Marzipan, and some guy from a zoo.</line>
<line start="116" end="190" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strong Bad, Why don't you cree-at a montage? Steve, Surf City, No Job"</line>
<line start="197" end="275" speaker="strongbad">Oooohhh! Why don't you creat an alternate reality where you don't have to spell correctly</line>
<line start="281" end="302" speaker="strongbad">and I talk like this.</line>
<line start="310" end="336" speaker="strongbad">And your name is Watered Down!</line>
<line start="350" end="396" speaker="strongbad">A montage, eh Watered Down? Like, about whatever?</line>
<line start="405" end="442" speaker="strongbad">Okay. I'll make a montage about...</line>
<line start="443" end="450" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Me.</line>
<line start="455" end="466" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">And a wagon.</line>
<line start="485" end="501" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Full of pancakes.</line>
<line start="581" end="634" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oooh, or maybe a montage of me falling in love with the wagon full of pancakes.</line>
<line start="677" end="740" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Let's make this moment be the symbol of our lives</line>
<line start="741" end="815" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">We'll pawn your dad's computer and we'll sail to paradise</line>
<line start="879" end="996" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">You're a girl... or maybe a wagon... filled up with pancakes</line>
<line start="1025" end="1055" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Or maybe a montage of the wagon full of pancakes</line>
<line start="1056" end="1095" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">and The Cheat being down on their luck door to door salesmen.</line>
<line start="1101" end="1138" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">You can't do it so give up now</line>
<line start="1140" end="1187" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Whatcha gonna do when your dough runs out?</line>
<line start="1198" end="1223" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Ain't that a drag?</line>
<line start="1226" end="1279" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">No, I got it. A montage of the wagon full of pancakes training for the championship.</line>
<line start="1280" end="1353" speaker="homestar">A wagon fulla pamcakes? In the Champeenship?! I'd like to see ya try!</line>
<line start="1465" end="1498" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Guts, guts, and might</line>
<line start="1501" end="1535" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Lifting weights and feeling all right</line>
<line start="1536" end="1570" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">It's a showdown going downtown</line>
<line start="1571" end="1612" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">You're gonna mess around, showdown</line>
<line start="1614" end="1647" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Put your nose down, showdown!</line>
<line start="1657" end="1678" speaker="homestar">Hi-yah! Hi-yah!</line>
<line start="1696" end="1701" speaker="homestar">Oof!</line>
<line start="1702" end="1717" speaker="coachz">The pamcakes wins!</line>
<line start="1721" end="1728" speaker="sfx">buzzer</line>
<line start="1729" end="1743" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Showdown.</line>
<line start="1757" end="1786" speaker="strongbad">Those were some good montages, eh Watered Down?</line>
<line start="1792" end="1827" speaker="strongbad">That was like, a montage of montages.</line>
<line start="1834" end="1892" speaker="strongbad">The only thing we left out is the end credits photo montage. Hit it!</line>
<line start="1895" end="1930" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Partying... party party party</line>
<line start="1931" end="1970" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">It's the weekend... party party party</line>
<line start="1972" end="2011" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">And a wagon... party party party</line>
<line start="2012" end="2051" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Full of pancakes... party party party</line>
<line start="2053" end="2094" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">And we're partying... party party party</line>
<line start="2098" end="2135" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">It's the weekend... party party party</line>
<line start="2137" end="2175" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">And we're partying... party party party</line>
<line start="2183" end="2226" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Everybody does it tonnniiight...</line>
<line start="2355" end="2392" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">It's a showdown, going downtown</line>
<line start="2393" end="2429" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">You're gonna mess around, showdown</line>
<line start="2431" end="2466" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Put your nose down, showdown!</line>
<line start="2514" end="2544" speaker="homestar">I'm the best around!</line>
<line start="2548" end="2573" speaker="homestar">Sombadubba sombadubba, take me down!</line>
<line start="2574" end="2603" speaker="homestar">I'm the best around!</line>
<line start="2609" end="2638" speaker="homestar">Dubba dubba dubbado, take me down!</line>
<line start="2652" end="2663" speaker="sfx">buzzer</line>
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