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<line start="15" end="55" speaker="strongbad">I'm not gonna sing an email song this week e—</line>
<line start="56" end="72" speaker="strongbad">Oh. Never mind.</line>
<line start="77" end="112" speaker="strongbad">"YO Yo Strongbad, Hey Strongbad I-"</line>
<line start="117" end="149" speaker="strongbad">Well, which is it? 'Yo yo' or 'Hey' Strong Bad?</line>
<line start="156" end="224" speaker="strongbad">I mean, the outcome of the rest of this whole email hinges on the decision made—</line>
<line start="225" end="280" speaker="strongbad">"I was wondering if you have ever made Homestar cry. DJ Solerous Australia"</line>
<line start="283" end="329" speaker="strongbad">Whoa! THE DJ Solerous? What an honor!</line>
<line start="333" end="373" speaker="strongbad">I saw you spin in a warehouse in Can-bear-uh a few years back!</line>
<line start="374" end="391" speaker="strongbad">Uh, no wait. I lied.</line>
<line start="395" end="435" speaker="strongbad">I, nor anyone else, have ever heard of DJ Smoldyface.</line>
<line start="442" end="466" speaker="strongbad">So, have I ever made Homestar cry?</line>
<line start="476" end="532" speaker="strongbad">Uh, yes. Yes, I have. A lot.</line>
<line start="540" end="579" speaker="strongbad">I can pretty much make anybody cry just by showing them this drawing</line>
<line start="580" end="625" speaker="strongbad">I invented of a one-legged puppy named "Li'l Brudder."</line>
<line start="629" end="687" speaker="strongbad">I mean, it cracks me up, but Homestar just falls apart when he sees him.</line>
<line start="696" end="706" speaker="strongbad">A-like so...</line>
<line start="723" end="742" speaker="homestar">Yeah, you stay over there.</line>
<line start="743" end="769" speaker="strongbad">Hey, Homestar. I've got something for you.</line>
<line start="771" end="806" speaker="homestar">Thanks, Strong Bad! What is it what is it what is it what is it what is it?</line>
<line start="811" end="827" speaker="strongbad">It's just this drawing I made...</line>
<line start="833" end="887" speaker="homestar">Oh, no. Don't do it. You know the storm that will unleash!</line>
<line start="890" end="909" speaker="strongbad">No! I think you'll like it!</line>
<line start="912" end="942" speaker="homestar">Strong Bad, no! I can't handle it!</line>
<line start="946" end="960" speaker="strongbad">Ta-daaah!</line>
<line start="963" end="1039" speaker="homestar">No-ho-hooo... LIDD'L BRUDDOR! That little guy...</line>
<line start="1047" end="1125" speaker="homestar">He's got the heart of a champion! You're gonna make it, Li'l Brudder! You just keep scrapin' along!</line>
<line start="1128" end="1253" speaker="homestar">Oh, Li'l Brudder... I... I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING WITH MY LIFE!</line>
<line start="1261" end="1381" speaker="homestar">I-I'm thinking of getting into male modeling—o-or maybe high finance...</line>
<line start="1390" end="1413" speaker="homestar">I JUST DON'T KNOW!!</line>
<line start="1414" end="1480" speaker="strongbad">I'm gonna be all right, Homestar. I can make it on my own!</line>
<line start="1513" end="1567" speaker="homestar">It's like I said— the heart of a champion!</line>
<line start="1570" end="1577" speaker="thecheat">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1580" end="1638" speaker="strongbad">Hey, The Cheat, I'm gonna be a quarterback when I grow up!</line>
<line start="1642" end="1739" speaker="strongbad">I'm gonna throw for 2,000 yards! Don't cry for me, The Cheat-entina...</line>
<line start="1756" end="1871" speaker="strongsad">Oh, Strong Bad, is Li'l Brudder named after me? Do you think of me as a... one-legged puppy?</line>
<line start="1875" end="1947" speaker="strongbad">Uhh, no. I think of you as a two-legged elephant... named "Tendafoot."</line>
<line start="1951" end="2005" speaker="strongbad">I could power a small city with my whining!</line>
<line start="2011" end="2036" speaker="strongsad">I probably could.</line>
<line start="2042" end="2127" speaker="homestar">Oh-h-h-h, Tendafoot, can you tell me how to get the most out of life?</line>
<line start="2148" end="2192" speaker="strongbad">There ya go. Homestar crying. Not a problem.</line>
<line start="2200" end="2232" speaker="strongbad">I bet all a ya'lls are prob'ly crying all over the place.</line>
<line start="2237" end="2278" speaker="strongbad">That Li'l Brudder sure knows how to tug at your heartstrings.</line>
<line start="2280" end="2355" speaker="strongbad">He's... He's just such a trooper. Got such a strong... one leg.</line>
<line start="2359" end="2444" speaker="strongbad">Um, yeah. I think I've got a... food in the oven. I gotta go.</line>
<line start="2499" end="2571" speaker="homestar">Ohh, Tendafoot! Can you tell me what to do with myself?</line>
<line start="2577" end="2631" speaker="homestar">I feel like I'm at a crossroads, and there's like,</line>
<line start="2639" end="2708" speaker="homestar">a Denny's on one corner, and an IHOP on the other!</line>
<line start="2714" end="2767" speaker="homestar">Can you give me some sound financial advice?</line>
<line start="2774" end="2834" speaker="homestar">Tendafoot, can you help advise me on my future?</line>
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