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<line start="15" end="67" speaker="strongbad">Oh, here comes little e-mail, with a gun in his hand...</line>
<line start="68" end="131" speaker="strongbad">"Hi there Strong Bad, I was just wondering: when is Dangeresque 3 koh-may-ing out?"</line>
<line start="132" end="168" speaker="strongbad">"Yours truly, Johnny Well, on"</line>
<line start="169" end="200" speaker="strongbad">Whoa. I left my Johnny Well on.</line>
<line start="201" end="220" speaker="strongbad">Johnny Well: off.</line>
<line start="221" end="238" speaker="sfx">powering down sound</line>
<line start="239" end="272" speaker="strongbad">Man, peoples won't leave me alone about this one!</line>
<line start="273" end="320" speaker="strongbad">Okay, okay, okay, okay. Dangeresque 3 production update!</line>
<line start="321" end="368" speaker="strongbad">Day one-fourteen: Things are comeing along right on schedule.</line>
<line start="369" end="407" speaker="strongbad">So far, we seem to have only hit one major snag.</line>
<line start="408" end="478" speaker="strongbad">Um, and that is I haven't um, made Dangeresque 3 yet.</line>
<line start="479" end="547" speaker="strongbad">But, before you start throwing full wine bottles at your computer screen, let me offer this as a cop-out:</line>
<line start="548" end="582" speaker="strongbad">The digitally remastered director's cut of: <span style="visibility:hidden">Dangeresque 1: Dangeresque, too?</span></line>
<line start="583" end="620" speaker="strongbad">The digitally remastered director's cut of: Dangeresque 1: Dangeresque, too?</line>
<line start="621" end="717" speaker="strongbad">(sings the Dangeresque theme)</line>
<line start="718" end="752" speaker="strongbad">Brring... brring...</line>
<line start="753" end="781" speaker="strongbad">Oh, my car phone.</line>
<line start="782" end="818" speaker="strongbad">You got Dangeresque. Who this is?</line>
<line start="819" end="827" speaker="coachz">Now?</line>
<line start="828" end="844" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover" volume="0.8">Yeah, go, go.</line>
<line start="845" end="918" speaker="coachz">Dangeresque, it's Renaldo. I need you back here away, right? I mean, right away.</line>
<line start="919" end="978" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Uh, I'm in a car right now, but I can drive it to the office.</line>
<line start="979" end="1006" speaker="coachz">Sounds like a plan.</line>
<line start="1007" end="1014" speaker="coachz">How was tha—</line>
<line start="1015" end="1062" speaker="strongbad">Hang on, car phone! Get ready for some fancy driving!</line>
<line start="1063" end="1119">
<strongbad sfx="sfx">makes engine noises</strongbad>
<strongbad sfx="sfx" voiceover="voiceover">sings the Dangeresque theme</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="1120" end="1144" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx" voiceover="voiceover">sings the Dangeresque theme</line>
<line start="1145" end="1163" speaker="coachz">What took you so long?</line>
<line start="1164" end="1234" speaker="strongbad">Oh, I had to swing by Cool Weapons Surplus for a new nunchuck gun.</line>
<line start="1235" end="1256" speaker="strongbad">And a Reesy Cup milkshake.</line>
<line start="1257" end="1329" speaker="coachz">Well, anyways, I called you in to meet your new partner: Dangeresque, too?</line>
<line start="1330" end="1374" speaker="homestar">The name's Dangeresque. Nice to meet ya.</line>
<line start="1375" end="1389" speaker="strongbad">Whaaa?</line>
<line start="1390" end="1405" speaker="coachz">Dangeresque!</line>
<line start="1406" end="1413">
<strongbad>Yeah?</strongbad>
<homestar>What?</homestar>
</line>
<line start="1426" end="1439" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx" voiceover="voiceover">sings musical sting</line>
<line start="1440" end="1479">
<coachz>Perducci's intercepted the serum at the border!</coachz>
</line>
<line start="1480" end="1536" speaker="coachz">If that serum doesn't make it through, they'll kidnap Cutesy Buttons!</line>
<line start="1537" end="1569">
<strongbad>Perducci!</strongbad>
<homestar>Perducci!</homestar>
</line>
<line start="1570" end="1627" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx" voiceover="voiceover">sings the Dangeresque theme</line>
<line start="1658" end="1679" speaker="homestar">What is your malfunction?</line>
<line start="1680" end="1710" speaker="strongbad">Let's get one thing straight, meatball... <span style="visibility:hidden">face... butt: I work alone.</span></line>
<line start="1711" end="1719" speaker="strongbad">Let's get one thing straight, meatball... face... <span style="visibility:hidden">butt: I work alone.</span></line>
<line start="1720" end="1729" speaker="strongbad">Let's get one thing straight, meatball... face... butt: <span style="visibility:hidden">I work alone.</span></line>
<line start="1730" end="1739" speaker="strongbad">Let's get one thing straight, meatball... face... butt: I work alone.</line>
<line start="1740" end="1785" speaker="strongbad">'Cept when I work with Renaldo... which is all the time.</line>
<line start="1786" end="1866" speaker="homestar">Oh yeah? Well, you need me because I'm the only one that knows where Perducci is,</line>
<line start="1867" end="1908" speaker="homestar">and where that is is that he is... <span style="visibility:hidden">in... Istanbul.</span></line>
<line start="1909" end="1921" speaker="homestar">and where that is is that he is... in...<span style="visibility:hidden"> Istanbul.</span></line>
<line start="1922" end="1932" speaker="homestar">and where that is is that he is... in... Istanbul.</line>
<line start="1933" end="1968" speaker="strongbad">Istanbul! Of course!</line>
<line start="1969" end="1993" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx" voiceover="voiceover">sings the Dangeresque theme</line>
<line start="1994" end="2039" speaker="homestar">Perducci's got to be here around in Istanbul somewhere.</line>
<line start="2040" end="2105" speaker="strongbad">I hope you're right. We've got to get that serum through...</line>
<line start="2106" end="2130" speaker="homestar">Let's ask this passers-by.</line>
<line start="2131" end="2160" speaker="homestar">What do you know about Perducci, doughboy?</line>
<line start="2161" end="2207" speaker="strongsad">Ugh, I told you guys already I'm not going to be in your stupid movie!</line>
<line start="2208" end="2225" speaker="homestar">What do you know about Perducci?</line>
<line start="2226" end="2268" speaker="strongsad">Only that I am not one of his minions.</line>
<line start="2269" end="2309" speaker="homestar">Well, thanks anyways. Move it along, hot tub!</line>
<line start="2324" end="2388" speaker="strongbad">That stranger seemed to know a little bit too little about Perducci...</line>
<line start="2389" end="2404" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx" voiceover="voiceover">sings musical sting</line>
<line start="2405" end="2438" speaker="kingoftown">What? Two Dangeresques?</line>
<line start="2439" end="2489" speaker="kingoftown">Well, they'll still be no match for my secret weapon!</line>
<line start="2490" end="2524" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx" voiceover="voiceover">sings musical sting</line>
<line start="2533" end="2604" speaker="strongbad">Once we get to the top of this high-scraper, we'll hopefully be able to throw some people off.</line>
<line start="2605" end="2627" speaker="strongbad">Maybe even Perducci.</line>
<line start="2645" end="2659" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">chikka-wa!</line>
<line start="2660" end="2680" speaker="kingoftown">Dangeresque!</line>
<line start="2681" end="2688">
<strongbad>What?</strongbad>
<homestar>Yeah?</homestar>
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<line start="2696" end="2764" speaker="kingoftown">Allow me to introduce you to both my secret weapon and your doom:</line>
<line start="2765" end="2781" speaker="kingoftown">Killingyouguy!</line>
<line start="2782" end="2832" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover" sfx="sfx">makes guitar noises</line>
<line start="2833" end="2853" speaker="homestar">Oh. Gad.</line>
<line start="2854" end="2869" speaker="strongbad">That guy is tall.</line>
<line start="2881" end="2905">
<strongbad>You take the big guy.</strongbad>
<homestar>You take the big guy.</homestar>
</line>
<line start="2906" end="2926" speaker="homestar">The pipes are broken!</line>
<line start="2927" end="2947" speaker="strongsad">Oof! Ow! Ouff! Ouwh!</line>
<line start="2948" end="2966" speaker="strongsad">Getting! Dizzy! Blacking! Out!</line>
<line start="2967" end="2983" speaker="strongsad">Oof! Geez! Oouf!</line>
<line start="2991" end="3016" speaker="coachz">Nice work there, Dangeresque!</line>
<line start="3017" end="3027">
<strongbad>Thanks.</strongbad>
<homestar>Thanks.</homestar>
</line>
<line start="3028" end="3054">
<strongbad>Ahahahahaha.</strongbad>
<homestar>Ahahahahaha.</homestar>
</line>
<line start="3055" end="3112" speaker="marzipan">Mmm. Thanks for the serum, boys. Now I won't be kidnapped.</line>
<line start="3113" end="3129" speaker="strongbad">Oh no...</line>
<line start="3130" end="3171">
<strongbad>Looks like we're gonna have to jump!</strongbad>
<homestar>Looks like we're gonna have to jump!</homestar>
</line>
<line start="3172" end="3217" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover"><em>(singing)</em> Today is all right for tonight,</line>
<line start="3218" end="3250" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Riding in a Corvette and feeling all right,</line>
<line start="3251" end="3293" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Today is all right for tonight!</line>
<line start="3328" end="3371" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Today is all right for tonight,</line>
<line start="3372" end="3409" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Riding in a Corvette and feeling all right,</line>
<line start="3410" end="3446" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">All right for tonight!</line>
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