imported>HRWikiMirrorBot: Reimported from hrwiki.org Wayback HTML→wikitext (full reconvert)

2026-07-14T14:24:44Z

Reimported from hrwiki.org Wayback HTML→wikitext (full reconvert)

New page

{| class="wikitable" style="width:100%;"
|-
| https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/4/41/Subtitles_Project_Logo.png/80px-Subtitles_Project_Logo.png'''WM0'''
|
'''These are the [[English language|English]] subtitles for [[haircut]].''' [https://homestarrunner.com/sbemail103.html watch this toon]
To watch the toon with subtitles, we recommend that you install either the '''[[User:Phlip/Greasemonkey|All-In-One Greasemonkey script]]''' for Firefox or the '''[https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/homestar-all-in-one/ekecfcebbojjfaiendgjgcadampmppdb Homestar All-In-One extension]''' for Chrome.<br />It will give you the option to automatically display subtitles when you view toons on [https://homestarrunner.com/ homestarrunner.com] and those mirrored locally. Alternatively, you may use our [http://subtitles.hrwiki.org/sbemail103/en local viewer].
|}

'''en'''
[[Subtitles:sbemail103/de|de]]
[[Subtitles:sbemail103/he|he]]
[[Subtitles:sbemail103/es|es]]
[[Subtitles:sbemail103/fr|fr]]
[[Subtitles:sbemail103/nl|nl]]
[[Subtitles:sbemail103/fi|fi]]
[[Subtitles:sbemail103/pl|pl]]
[[Subtitles:sbemail103/pt-br|pt-br]]
[[Subtitles:sbemail103/tr|tr]]

<pre>
<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="sbemail103.swf" width="550" height="400">
<line start="15" end="78" speaker="strongbad">Man, if I had a nickel for every email I get, I would throw them at people in the food court.</line>
<line start="80" end="105" speaker="strongbad">From that railing, like up above.</line>
<line start="116" end="178" speaker="strongbad">Da da da— "Dear Strong Bad, Dude, who cuts your hair? It's sooo coull."</line>
<line start="182" end="248" speaker="strongbad">"I can't decide what to do with mine, any suggestions? Harry Ergonomics, Düsseldorf"</line>
<line start="256" end="315" speaker="strongbad">I got no hair, Düsseldörke, so I'm gonna have to reach on this one.</line>
<line start="320" end="351" speaker="strongbad">Now who's got hair around here?</line>
<line start="361" end="373" speaker="marzipan">You gotta be kidding me.</line>
<line start="387" end="402" speaker="strongbad">Uh... Never mind.</line>
<line start="407" end="425" speaker="marzipan">I'm growing it out for charity.</line>
<line start="433" end="456" speaker="kingoftown">Nobody touches the 'stache!</line>
<line start="462" end="483" speaker="homestar">N-O spells no!</line>
<line start="491" end="513" speaker="strongbad">I didn't even ask you, baldy!</line>
<line start="520" end="532" speaker="marzipan">This is a weave.</line>
<line start="541" end="594" speaker="strongbad">Aw, sorry Ger-man. Looks like I can't practice my barber wizardry,</line>
<line start="596" end="641" speaker="strongbad">or barbzerdry as I call it, on anybody around here.</line>
<line start="646" end="670" speaker="strongbad">So, I guess you're on your own. I ghe—</line>
<line start="671" end="708" speaker="strongmad">MAKE IT DANCE! MAKE IT PRANCE!!!</line>
<line start="709" end="765" speaker="strongbad">Uh, I'll make that cardboard box dance and prance later, big guy. I'm in the middle of...</line>
<line start="771" end="792" speaker="strongbad">Ah ha! Pay dirt!</line>
<line start="799" end="869" speaker="strongbad">Okay, now that I have Strong Mad's image... um... scanned in to the computer,</line>
<line start="872" end="932" speaker="strongbad">I'll use my cutting art, state of the edge technology to simulate different hairstyles.</line>
<line start="943" end="997" speaker="strongbad">On his eyebrows. I'll just get out my "light pen" here.</line>
<line start="1000" end="1031" speaker="strongbad">First, for the Strong Mad who's out on the prowl,</line>
<line start="1033" end="1102" speaker="strongbad">no woman can resist the distinguished grace of what I like to call: The "Gentleman Caller."</line>
<line start="1120" end="1175" speaker="strongbad">Or... experience the lightning brows of "Jagged Metal."</line>
<line start="1187" end="1211" speaker="strongbad">Oh, and he's definitely going to need a guitar.</line>
<line start="1214" end="1246" speaker="strongmad" voiceover="ofcourseheis">I DON'T WANT TO EAT A GUITAR!</line>
<line start="1249" end="1304" speaker="strongbad">You're not eating it... You're shredding some hott lixx... with your teeth.</line>
<line start="1311" end="1327" speaker="strongbad" sfx="sfx">makes guitar noises</line>
<line start="1330" end="1379" speaker="strongbad">Oh! Or experience the urban flavor of: "Hammer Pants."</line>
<line start="1393" end="1462" speaker="strongbad">And for the Strong Mad who's not so concerned with attracting ladies: "Big Ol' Eyebrows."</line>
<line start="1470" end="1502" speaker="strongbad">I should probably go ahead and give him a couple missing teeth...</line>
<line start="1512" end="1521" speaker="strongbad">Acne...</line>
<line start="1529" end="1545" speaker="strongbad">One of them butt chins.</line>
<line start="1551" end="1593" speaker="strongbad">There we go. One hundred and ten percent lady-proof.</line>
<line start="1637" end="1668" speaker="strongbad">"A Dog and Also a Cat Shaped Eyebrows."</line>
<line start="1680" end="1695" speaker="strongbad">And a couple of muskrat.</line>
<line start="1713" end="1747" speaker="strongbad">And don't forget: the "Ready for Primetime."</line>
<line start="1756" end="1782" speaker="strongbad">Which I admit I got a little carried away with.</line>
<line start="1787" end="1824" speaker="strongmad" voiceover="ofcourseheis">SWEETIE CAKES! SWEETIE CAKES!</line>
<line start="1825" end="1846" speaker="strongbad">Sweetie cakes? What are you ta—</line>
<line start="1847" end="1900" speaker="strongbad"> O-oh, yeah I guess it does look a little bit like one of them "Sweet Cuppin' Cakes" guys.</line>
<line start="1909" end="1926" speaker="strongbad">Eh! Greg.</line>
<line start="1951" end="1981" speaker="strongbad">So that gives you a lot to choose from, Deutschman.</line>
<line start="1984" end="2047" speaker="strongbad">I think you could easily apply all my eyebrow style to your headbrow style.</line>
<line start="2051" end="2068" speaker="strongbad">So good luck witchasself.</line>
<line start="2072" end="2146" speaker="strongbad">I have to go use my "light pen" on napping Strong Sad. Prreeow.</line>
<line start="2190" end="2209" speaker="strongsad">Jokey Smurf... </line>
<line start="2211" end="2239" speaker="strongsad">Brainy... Brainy Smurf...</line>
<line start="2246" end="2270" speaker="strongsad">that Carpenter Smurf...</line>
<line start="2273" end="2306" speaker="strongsad">Watch out Julian Sands!</line>
<line start="2325" end="2365" speaker="strongbad">Doo dit doo doo! It's tough being a box!</line>
<line start="2366" end="2399" speaker="strongbad">But I'm livin' it up! Livin' it up!</line>
<line start="2400" end="2423" speaker="strongbad">Do dit do dit! Livin' it up!</line>
<line start="2425" end="2446" speaker="strongbad">Do dit do dit do! Box!</line>
<line start="2450" end="2476" speaker="strongmad">HOORAY FOR BOX!</line>
<line start="2541" end="2570" speaker="larry" voiceover="yes">It's tough being a box!</line>
<line start="2576" end="2607" speaker="larry" voiceover="yes">But I'm livin' it up! I'm livin' it up!</line>
<line start="2617" end="2644" speaker="larry" voiceover="yes">Livin' it up! I'm livin' it up!</line>
<line start="2655" end="2664" speaker="larry" voiceover="yes">Box!</line>
</transcript>
</pre>
[[Category:English Subtitles]]

Subtitles sbemail103/en - Revision history

imported>HRWikiMirrorBot: Reimported from hrwiki.org Wayback HTML→wikitext (full reconvert)