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<line start="26" end="82" speaker="sfx">Soft Music</line>
<line start="83" end="88" speaker="strongbad">Hey.</line>
<line start="100" end="104" speaker="strongbad" volume="1.2" >Hey.</line>
<line start="104" end="129" speaker="strongsad">Look out, Julian Casablancas!</line>
<line start="129" end="160" speaker="strongbad">Hey Stankle, did you sleep here last night?</line>
<line start="161" end="252" speaker="strongsad">Oh yeah. I wanted to be first in line for Record Store Day. Sloshy's releasing an obscure 7-inch.</line>
<line start="254" end="288" speaker="strongbad">But aren't all of Sloshy's releases obscure?</line>
<line start="288" end="366" speaker="strongbad">As in, they make enough copies for themselves and their girlfriends,<br />knowing full well that their girlfriends are going to throw them away?</line>
<line start="366" end="395" speaker="strongsad">And I creep them out of the trash!</line>
<line start="395" end="410" speaker="strongbad">Yeah, that sounds like you.</line>
<line start="410" end="504" speaker="strongbad">All Limozeen's doin' for Record Store Day is releasing a Cassette Maxi Single of their 7th Final Reunion Tour Brunch.</line>
<line start="504" end="560" speaker="strongbad">It's just them at some restaurant talking about escrow and knee surgery.</line>
<line start="576" end="618" speaker="mary">Man, this frittata is heavenly!</line>
<line start="618" end="674" speaker="larry">I just defaulted on my l-l-l-l-l-loans-ah!</line>
<line start="684" end="725" speaker="bubs">Here ya go, Strong Sad. That'll be $400.</line>
<line start="725" end="745" speaker="strongsad">Ooh, on sale even!</line>
<line start="750" end="785" speaker="strongsad">Check it out, it's a B-side only.</line>
<line start="785" end="813" speaker="strongbad">So, the A-side's just blank?</line>
<line start="813" end="830" speaker="strongsad">Not even!</line>
<line start="838" end="847" speaker="strongbad">Woah!</line>
<line start="847" end="900" speaker="strongsad">It's pressed on 180-gram two-dimensional vinyl!</line>
<line start="900" end="935" speaker="strongbad">Really? Swipey Town!</line>
<line start="946" end="982" speaker="strongsad">Oh! Where'd it go? I can't see it!</line>
<line start="982" end="1000" speaker="strongbad">Rwah-ha-ha-ha!</line>
<line start="1000" end="1040" speaker="strongbad">Music nerd! How's that for obscure?</line>
<line start="1041" end="1122" speaker="sfx">Music</line>
<line start="1123" end="1162"><sfx>Music</sfx><sloshy voiceover="yes">It's an early demo.</sloshy></line>
<line start="1163" end="1217"><sfx>Music</sfx><sloshy voiceover="yes">But we only make-a early demos.</sloshy></line>
<line start="1218" end="1273"><sfx>Music</sfx><sloshy voiceover="yes">Depends how big the stereogum blows.</sloshy></line>
<line start="1274" end="1303"><sfx>Music</sfx><sloshy voiceover="yeah">Gum blows, yeah!</sloshy></line>
<line start="1304" end="1318" speaker="sfx">Music</line>
<line start="1319" end="1367"><sfx>Music</sfx><sloshy voiceover="yes">This is the B-est of B-sides.</sloshy></line>
<line start="1368" end="1420"><sfx>Music</sfx><sloshy voiceover="yes">Hope you had to wait in a long line.</sloshy></line>
<line start="1421" end="1475"><sfx>Music</sfx><sloshy voiceover="yes">We never even played this song live.</sloshy></line>
<line start="1476" end="1518"><sfx>Music</sfx><sloshy voiceover="yes">This is the B-est of B-sides.</sloshy></line>
<line start="1519" end="1595"><sfx>Music</sfx><sloshy voiceover="yes">This track is so elusive. A UK exclusive,</sloshy></line>
<line start="1596" end="1689"><sfx>Music</sfx><sloshy voiceover="yes">Japan-only import bootleg of the in-store.</sloshy></line>
<line start="1690" end="1725"><sfx>Music</sfx><sloshy voiceover="yeah">Of the in-store. Yeah!</sloshy></line>
<line start="1726" end="1740" speaker="sfx">Music</line>
<line start="1741" end="1786"><sfx>Music</sfx><sloshy voiceover="yes">This is the B-est of B-sides.</sloshy></line>
<line start="1787" end="1838"><sfx>Music</sfx><sloshy voiceover="yes">I hope you had to wait in a long line.</sloshy></line>
<line start="1839" end="1898"><sfx>Music</sfx><sloshy voiceover="yes">We're never gonna play this song live.</sloshy></line>
<line start="1899" end="1940"><sfx>Music</sfx><sloshy voiceover="yes">This is the B-est of B-sides.</sloshy></line>
<line start="1941" end="1962" speaker="sfx">Piano music</line>
<line start="1963" end="1990"><sfx>Piano music</sfx><sloshy voiceover="yes">We even played piano.</sloshy></line>
<line start="1991" end="2016"><sfx>Piano music</sfx><sloshy voiceover="yes">We even played piano.</sloshy><sloshy voiceover="yes">(we even played piano)</sloshy></line>
<line start="2017" end="2042"><sfx>Piano music</sfx><sloshy voiceover="yes">This part has piano.</sloshy></line>
<line start="2043" end="2068"><sfx>Piano music</sfx><sloshy voiceover="yes">This part has piano.</sloshy><sloshy voiceover="yes">(we never play piano)</sloshy></line>
<line start="2069" end="2093"><sfx>Piano music</sfx><sloshy voiceover="yes">We even played piano.</sloshy></line>
<line start="2094" end="2111"><sfx>Piano music</sfx><sloshy voiceover="yes">We even played piano.</sloshy><sloshy voiceover="yes">(I am actually playing this piano)</sloshy></line>
<line start="2112" end="2122"><sfx>Music</sfx><sloshy voiceover="yeah">Piano. Yeah!</sloshy><sloshy voiceover="yes">(I am actually playing this piano)</sloshy></line>
<line start="2123" end="2136"><sfx>Music</sfx><sloshy voiceover="yeah">Piano. Yeah!</sloshy></line>
<line start="2137" end="2145"><sfx>Music</sfx><sloshy voiceover="yeah">Piano. Yeah!</sloshy><sloshy voiceover="yeah">(yeah)</sloshy></line>
<line start="2146" end="2160" speaker="sfx">Music</line>
<line start="2161" end="2209"><sfx>Music</sfx><sloshy voiceover="yes">This is the B-est of B-sides.</sloshy></line>
<line start="2210" end="2258"><sfx>Music</sfx><sloshy voiceover="yes">Hope you had to wait in a long line.</sloshy></line>
<line start="2259" end="2306"><sfx>Music</sfx><sloshy voiceover="yes">We're never gonna play this song live.</sloshy></line>
<line start="2307" end="2351"><sfx>Music</sfx><sloshy voiceover="yes">It's the B-est of B-sides.</sloshy></line>
<line start="2352" end="2390" speaker="sfx">Music</line>
<line start="2391" end="2432" speaker="sloshy" voiceover="yes">Alright, I think we should break up again.</line>
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