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<line start="60" end="85" speaker="pbtccoachz">Can I borrow some detergent from you, please?</line>
<line start="86" end="121" speaker="pbtcpeaceyp" sfx="sfx">mumbling</line>
<line start="122" end="168" speaker="pbtccoachz">Say, wait! Look, it's the rapping man, come to do his landry!</line>
<line start="169" end="212" speaker="pbtccoachz">I was supposed to ask, can you reckerd on my new ablum?</line>
<line start="213" end="237" speaker="pbtcpeaceyp" sfx="sfx">mumbling</line>
<line start="238" end="290" speaker="pbtccoachz">I can understand well that's the yes! Hit it one-two go rap song!</line>
<line start="291" end="353" speaker="sfx">hip-hop music</line>
<line start="354" end="382" speaker="coachz">Coach Z, R-A-P,</line>
<line start="383" end="411" speaker="coachz">Accidentally featuring Peacey P.</line>
<line start="412" end="442" speaker="peaceyp">You biscuithead, you ain't featuring me!</line>
<line start="443" end="476" speaker="coachz">I said <i>accidentally</i> featuring Peacey P!</line>
<line start="477" end="504" speaker="coachz">I'm the lyricbolical Coach Z,</line>
<line start="505" end="536" speaker="coachz">I like my ointments topical mostly,</line>
<line start="537" end="567" speaker="coachz">And if you got the itchy toes then come see me,</line>
<line start="568" end="599" speaker="coachz">I got a rap song featuring Peacey P!</line>
<line start="600" end="633" speaker="peaceyp">My name is P, comma, Peacey.</line>
<line start="634" end="663" speaker="peaceyp">I like to eat my bacon all greasy.</line>
<line start="664" end="697" speaker="peaceyp">I'm the best guest rapper in the music biz,</line>
<line start="698" end="728" speaker="peaceyp">I ain't even know whose song this is!</line>
<line start="729" end="769" speaker="coachz">It's mine! I thought I made that abundantly clear!</line>
<line start="770" end="791" speaker="coachz">Here comes the hook!</line>
<line start="792" end="850">
<coachz>R-A-P-S-O-N-G, yes,</coachz>
<peaceyp>R-A-P-S-O-N-G, yes,</peaceyp>
</line>
<line start="851" end="881">
<coachz>Yes, y'all, and we don't stap,</coachz>
<peaceyp>Yes, y'all, and we don't stap,</peaceyp>
</line>
<line start="882" end="918">
<coachz>Coach Z and Peacey P cold rappity-rap!</coachz>
<peaceyp>Coach Z and Peacey P cold rappity-rap!</peaceyp>
</line>
<line start="919" end="946" speaker="peaceyp">Much money, mo' money, cash money, drop!</line>
<line start="947" end="980" speaker="coachz">I'm the rhyme janitor wringing out my mop!</line>
<line start="981" end="1005" speaker="peaceyp">Stop, fool, you're cramping my style!</line>
<line start="1006" end="1042" speaker="coachz">I'll sprinkle wack MCs with my sawdust pile!</line>
<line start="1043" end="1068" speaker="peaceyp">Listen up straight, y'all biscuitheads,</line>
<line start="1069" end="1104" speaker="peaceyp">I'd like a piece of dry toast with two scrambled eggs!</line>
<line start="1105" end="1134" speaker="peaceyp">Order o' hash browns, make 'em extra crisps,</line>
<line start="1135" end="1165" speaker="peaceyp">A glass of orange juice and a bowl of cheese grits!</line>
<line start="1166" end="1171">
<peaceyp>A glass of orange juice and a bowl of cheese grits!</peaceyp>
<coachz>Oh, dag!</coachz>
</line>
<line start="1172" end="1181">
<span style="visibility:hidden"><peaceyp>A glass of orange juice and a bowl of cheese grits!</peaceyp></span>
<coachz>Oh, dag!</coachz>
</line>
<line start="1182" end="1230" speaker="coachz">That man has just ordered breakfast in the middle of my rap song!</line>
<line start="1231" end="1291">
<coachz>R-A-P-S-O-N-G, yes,</coachz>
<peaceyp>R-A-P-S-O-N-G, yes,</peaceyp>
</line>
<line start="1292" end="1321">
<coachz>Yes, y'all, and we don't flake,</coachz>
<peaceyp>Yes, y'all, and we don't flake,</peaceyp>
</line>
<line start="1322" end="1351" speaker="coachz">Here comes Tenerence Love with an R&B break!</line>
<line start="1352" end="1367" speaker="tenerence">My name is Tenerence Love,</line>
<line start="1368" end="1390" speaker="tenerence">Plus my name is Tenerence Love,</line>
<line start="1391" end="1417" speaker="tenerence">Divided by my name is Tenerence Love,</line>
<line start="1418" end="1453" speaker="tenerence">Equals my name is Tenaaay-erence Love!</line>
<line start="1454" end="1482" speaker="tenerence">Remainder three!</line>
<line start="1483" end="1537">
<coachz>R-A-P-S-O-N-G, yes,</coachz>
<peaceyp>R-A-P-S-O-N-G, yes,</peaceyp>
</line>
<line start="1538" end="1571">
<coachz>Yes, y'all, and we don't stap,</coachz>
<peaceyp>Yes, y'all, and we don't stap,</peaceyp>
</line>
<line start="1572" end="1606">
<coachz>Coach Z and Peacey P cold rappity-rap!</coachz>
<peaceyp>Coach Z and Peacey P cold rappity-rap!</peaceyp>
</line>
<line start="1607" end="1665">
<coachz>R-A-P-S-O-N-G, yes,</coachz>
<peaceyp>R-A-P-S-O-N-G, yes,</peaceyp>
</line>
<line start="1666" end="1702">
<coachz>Yes, y'all, and we don't stap,</coachz>
<peaceyp>Yes, y'all, and we don't stap,</peaceyp>
</line>
<line start="1703" end="1732">
<coachz>Coach Z, Peacey P.</coachz>
<peaceyp>Coach Z, Peacey P.</peaceyp>
</line>
<line start="1733" end="1747" speaker="sfx">music stops</line>
<line start="1748" end="1816" speaker="coachz">The Chort, that was amazing! It's gonna rocket straight to the bottom of the BET charts!</line>
<line start="1817" end="1836" speaker="thecheat" sfx="sfx">The Cheat noises</line>
<line start="1837" end="1905" speaker="coachz">Oh, your payment. How's about a nice slice of chin strap pizza?</line>
<line start="1906" end="1933" speaker="thecheat" sfx="sfx">sick-sounding The Cheat noises</line>
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